所属专辑:Allan Sherman — Live!!! (Hoping You Are The Same)
歌手: Allan Sherman
时长: 02:10
If I Could Play Piano - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]
All my life I've loved Jimmy Durante [00:00:00]
As I suppose you have too [00:00:02]
And the next thing is kind of[00:00:04]
A Jimmy Durante type song that I wrote [00:00:05]
And it goes like this[00:00:07]
If I could play the piano[00:00:28]
Like I'd like to play the piano [00:00:30]
I would sit down at the piano [00:00:32]
And I'd play [00:00:34]
That's how I'll play the piano night and day [00:00:40]
If I could play the banjo[00:00:44]
Like I'd like to play the banjo [00:00:46]
I'd go out and buy a banjo[00:00:47]
And a pick [00:00:49]
I mean I'd play the banjo really slick [00:00:55]
If I could play the bongos [00:00:59]
I'd go get a set of drums [00:01:01]
I'd entertain my chums[00:01:07]
And then they'd call me twinkle thumbs [00:01:09]
But I can't play the piano [00:01:11]
Or the banjo or the bongos [00:01:12]
Cause when I sit down to play[00:01:15]
The people laugh [00:01:16]
So I guess I'll have to play my phonograph [00:01:22]
But my phonograph is broke [00:01:26]
My phonograph is broke [00:01:28]
My phonograph is broke [00:01:30]
I bought it in Hoboken [00:01:32]
They fixed it in Shamokin [00:01:34]
I mean it I'm not jokin' [00:01:36]
My phonograph is broke [00:01:38]
Let's finish this I'm chokin' [00:01:39]
I'm chokin' and I'm croakin' [00:01:41]
Hey stop the music [00:01:43]
Stop the music [00:01:45]
Stop the music [00:01:46]
Stop the music [00:01:49]
The following big finish comes to you[00:01:50]
From that other great piano player [00:01:52]
Van Cliburn [00:01:55]
Tank you [00:01:56]