《The Elephant Song》歌词

歌曲： The Elephant Song

歌手： Ian Wallace

时长： 02:51

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The Elephant Song - Ian Wallace[00:00:00]

A elephant's life is tedious laborious and slow[00:00:06]

I've been an elephant all me life[00:00:12]

So I blooming well ought to know [00:00:14]

He never forgets a name or face oh[00:00:20]

He knows his way from place to place oh[00:00:24]

Remembers to be dutiful[00:00:29]

And when to push and when to pull[00:00:31]

An when he's dead the dealer calls[00:00:34]

And buys his tusks for billiard balls ooooh[00:00:36]

And all because an elephant's got a perfect memory [00:00:41]

That wasn't the life for me[00:00:47]

So I'm suffering form amnesia[00:00:49]

My mind's a perfect blank[00:00:54]

Now life is very much easier[00:00:56]

Amnesia's to thank[00:00:59]

I'm being psychoanalysed [00:01:01]

I lie on a divan[00:01:03]

And flap me ears[00:01:06]

And try to look a barmy as I can[00:01:07]

I'm an Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac [00:01:11]

And I'll stick in the Elephant's nursing home[00:01:16]

Till I get me memory back[00:01:19]

I'm suffering from Hysteria [00:01:25]

I nearly split me sides [00:01:27]

To watch the others get wearier[00:01:29]

Of giving children rides[00:01:32]

I've told my psychoanalyst[00:01:34]

That I'm a sacred cow[00:01:36]

I'd love to carry a Howdah[00:01:38]

But I can't remember how [00:01:40]

I'm an Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac [00:01:44]

And I'll stick in the Elephant's nursing home[00:01:50]

Till I get me memory back[00:01:52]

I suffer from Schizophrenia[00:01:58]

It comes on me in spells[00:02:00]

Sometimes I'm King of Armenia[00:02:02]

At others I'm Orson Welles [00:02:04]

I tell them I'm Napoleon[00:02:07]

And all that sort of bunk[00:02:09]

They never guess that all the time[00:02:11]

I'm laughing up me trunk[00:02:15]

I'm an Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac [00:02:18]

And I'll stick in the Elephants' nursing home[00:02:23]

Till I get me memory back[00:02:26]

Tra tiddle tumty tumty tra tiddletum[00:02:28]

Practising me trumpet half the night [00:02:33]

Tra tiddle tumty tumty tra tiddletum[00:02:37]

And I'll stick in the Elephants' nursing home[00:02:41]

Till I get me memory get me memory [00:02:44]

Get me memory back[00:02:46]