《Master Of The House》歌词

歌曲： Master Of The House

所属专辑：Les Misérables - Original 1985 London Cast Recording

歌手： Sue Jane Tanner&Alun Arms

时长： 04:59

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Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down[00:00:07]

And meet the best innkeeper in town[00:00:10]

As for the rest all of 'em crooks:[00:00:15]

Rooking their guests and crooking the books[00:00:18]

Seldom do you see[00:00:24]

Honest men like me[00:00:27]

A gent of good intent[00:00:30]

Who's content to be[00:00:33]

Master of the house doling out the charm[00:00:38]

Ready with a handshake and an open palm[00:00:41]

Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir[00:00:44]

Customers appreciate a bon-viveur[00:00:48]

Glad do to a friend a favor[00:00:51]

Doesn't cost me to be nice[00:00:55]

But nothing gets you nothing[00:00:58]

Everything has got a little price [00:00:59]

Master of the house keeper of the zoo[00:01:04]

Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two[00:01:08]

Watering the wine making up the weight[00:01:11]

Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight[00:01:14]

Everybody loves a landlord[00:01:18]

Everybody's bosom friend[00:01:21]

I do whatever pleases[00:01:24]

Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end [00:01:26]

Master of the house quick to catch yer eye[00:01:29]

Never wants a passerby to pass him by[00:01:32]

Servant to the poor butler to the great[00:01:36]

Comforter philosopher lifelong and mate [00:01:39]

Everybody's boon companion[00:01:42]

Everybody's chaperone[00:01:45]

But lock up your valises[00:01:48]

Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [00:01:50]

Enter Monsieur lay down your load[00:01:57]

Unlace your boots rest from the road[00:02:00]

This weighs a ton travel's a curse[00:02:05]

But here we strive to lighten your purse[00:02:08]

Here the goose is cooked[00:02:14]

Here the fat is fried[00:02:17]

And nothing's overlooked[00:02:20]

Till I'm satisfied[00:02:23]

Food beyond compare Food beyond belief[00:02:27]

Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef[00:02:30]

Kidney of a horse liver of a cat[00:02:34]

Filling up the sausages with this and that[00:02:37]

Residents are more than welcome[00:02:41]

Bridal suite is occupied[00:02:44]

Reasonable charges[00:02:47]

Plus some little extras on the side [00:02:49]

Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice[00:02:54]

Two percent for looking in the mirror twice[00:02:57]

Here a little slice there a little cut[00:03:00]

Three percent for sleeping with the window shut[00:03:04]

When it comes to fixing prices[00:03:07]

There are a lot of tricks he knows[00:03:10]

How it all increases all them bits and pieces[00:03:13]

Jesus It's amazing how it grows [00:03:16]

Master of the house quick to catch yer eye[00:03:20]

Never wants a passerby to pass him by[00:03:23]

Servant to the poor butler to the great[00:03:26]

Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [00:03:29]

Everybody's boon companion[00:03:32]

Gives 'em everything he's got[00:03:35]

Dirty bunch of geezers[00:03:39]

Jesus What a sorry little lot [00:03:40]

I used to dream that I would meet a prince[00:03:47]

But God and Almighty have you seen what's happened since [00:03:51]

Master of the house Isn't worth me spit [00:03:56]

`Comforter philosopher' and lifelong sh*t [00:04:00]

Cunning little brain regular Voltaire[00:04:03]

Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there[00:04:06]

What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse[00:04:10]

God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house [00:04:16]

Master of the house [00:04:21]

Master and a half [00:04:23]

Comforter philosopher[00:04:25]

Ah don't make me laugh [00:04:26]

Servant to the poor butler to the great[00:04:28]

Hypocrite and toady and inebriate [00:04:31]

Everybody bless the landlord [00:04:34]

Everybody bless his spouse [00:04:37]

Everybody raise a glass[00:04:40]

Raise it up the master's arse[00:04:43]

Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House[00:04:46]