所属专辑:Achtung Gravy
时长: 03:30
You Could Get Hit By A Bus Tomorrow - The Lancashire Hotpots[00:00:00]
Well the powers that be [00:00:00]
Are getting to me[00:00:01]
They're telling me how I should behave[00:00:03]
Don't drink so much no you can't eat that[00:00:06]
Everything I enjoy takes me closer to the grave[00:00:08]
Well I don't hold for all this gubbins[00:00:11]
I'm gonna tell you how to live[00:00:14]
Here's my advice [00:00:17]
Just don't think twice[00:00:18]
If it feels reet good then it probably is[00:00:19]
You can eat what you like[00:00:22]
You can drink what you like[00:00:24]
You can even have a ciggie at a push[00:00:25]
Don't let them tell you what to do[00:00:28]
Phone for another pizza [00:00:30]
And gerrit down yer mush because[00:00:32]
Life's too short to worry yourself[00:00:34]
Don't live your life in sorrow[00:00:36]
You can have another drink [00:00:39]
It won't do you any harm[00:00:40]
You could get hit by a bus tomorrow[00:00:42]
When I read how much I should drink every week[00:00:45]
It gives me a terrible fright[00:00:47]
21 unit's in seven days [00:00:51]
I drink that each and every night [00:00:53]
Forget about yer guidelines [00:00:56]
Drink what you want[00:00:57]
It won't kill you it's only ruddy beer[00:00:58]
I get through more unit's in a day[00:01:02]
Than the bloke on the till at Ikea[00:01:04]
That's right[00:01:06]
You can eat what you like[00:01:07]
You can drink what you like[00:01:08]
You can even have a ciggie at a push[00:01:10]
Don't let them tell you what to do[00:01:13]
Phone for another pizza and gerrit down yer mush [00:01:15]
Because[00:01:18]
Life's too short to worry yourself[00:01:19]
Don't live your life in sorrow[00:01:20]
You can have another drink [00:01:23]
It won't do you any harm[00:01:25]
You could get hit by a bus tomorrow[00:01:26]
Have you seen these labels[00:01:41]
They're putting on your food[00:01:42]
It really beggars belief[00:01:43]
If you polish off a pipe of[00:01:46]
Pringles by yourself[00:01:48]
You'll get told off by Gillian McKeith[00:01:49]
They put traffic lights on what I buy from the shops[00:01:52]
I see 'em on me food every night[00:01:54]
They say you should be eating 'Green For Go'[00:01:57]
I say if it tastes good run a red light [00:02:00]
You can eat what you like[00:02:03]
You can drink what you like[00:02:04]
You can even have a ciggie at a push[00:02:05]
Don't let them tell you what to do[00:02:08]
Phone for another pizza [00:02:11]
And gerrit down yer mush because[00:02:13]
Life's too short to worry yourself[00:02:14]
Don't live your life in sorrow[00:02:17]
You can have another drink [00:02:19]
It won't do you any harm[00:02:21]
You could get hit by a bus tomorrow[00:02:22]
Well I've got no savings[00:02:25]
I've not no pension[00:02:27]
The government's got me on me knees[00:02:28]
I've given all my money to just two men[00:02:31]
They're called Joseph Holts and John Willie Lees[00:02:33]
But I'm not thinking too far ahead[00:02:36]
Who knows what the future's got in store[00:02:39]
I'll have no money for me ale next week[00:02:42]
But I have tonight so I'll have one more [00:02:45]
You can eat what you like[00:02:48]
You can drink what you like[00:02:49]
You can even have a ciggie at a push[00:02:50]
Don't let them tell you what to do[00:02:53]
Phone for another pizza [00:02:56]
And gerrit down yer mush because[00:02:57]
Life's too short to worry yourself[00:02:59]
Don't live your life in sorrow[00:03:01]
You can have another drink and another ruddy drink[00:03:04]
Go on[00:03:08]
You could get hit by a bus tomorrow[00:03:09]