《The Humpty Dance》歌词

歌曲： The Humpty Dance

所属专辑：Music from the Green Hornet & Kick A**

歌手： Ultimate Heroes

时长： 04:50

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All right stop whatcha doing 'cause I'm about to ruin[00:00:12]

The image and the style that ya used to[00:00:14]

I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see[00:00:16]

So yo world I hope you're ready for me[00:00:19]

Now gather round I'm the new fool in town[00:00:21]

And my sound's laid down by the underground[00:00:23]

I drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf[00:00:26]

So just let me introduce myself[00:00:28]

My name is humpty pronounced with a umpty[00:00:30]

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee[00:00:33]

All the rappers in the and top ten[00:00:36]

Please allow me to bump thee[00:00:38]

I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like humpty dumpty[00:00:39]

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me[00:00:42]

I like to rhyme I like my beats funky[00:00:45]

I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy[00:00:47]

I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack[00:00:49]

But sometimes I get ridiculous[00:00:52]

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice[00:00:54]

Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish[00:00:56]

Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny[00:00:59]

It never stopped me from getting busy[00:01:01]

I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom[00:01:04]

I once got busy in a burger king bathroom[00:01:06]

I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee[00:01:08]

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me[00:01:11]

I'm still getting in the girls pants[00:01:13]

And I even got my own dance[00:01:15]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump[00:01:17]

Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump[00:01:23]

Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump[00:01:28]

Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump[00:01:32]

Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:01:37]

People say yo humpty you're really funny looking[00:01:40]

That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'[00:01:44]

Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me[00:01:45]

But ya can't get near me[00:01:48]

I give 'em more see and on the floor b[00:01:50]

All the girls they adore me[00:01:53]

Oh yes ladies I'm really being sincere[00:01:55]

'Cause in a 69 nose my will humpty tickle ya rear[00:01:56]

My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed[00:01:59]

Big like a pickle I'm still getting paid[00:02:02]

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge[00:02:05]

Both how I'm living and my nose is large[00:02:07]

I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid[00:02:09]

I use a word that don't mean nothing like looptid[00:02:11]

I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it[00:02:13]

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits[00:02:16]

Also told ya that I like to bite[00:02:18]

Well yeah I guess it's obvious i also like to write[00:02:21]

All ya had to do was give humpty a chance[00:02:23]

And now I'm gonna do my dance[00:02:25]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump[00:02:28]

Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump[00:02:32]

Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump[00:02:37]

Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump[00:02:43]

Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:02:46]

Oh yeah that's the break y'all[00:02:52]

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here[00:02:54]

Oh yeah now that I told ya a little bit about myself[00:03:01]

Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance[00:03:04]

It's real easy to do check it out[00:03:07]

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken[00:03:10]

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'[00:03:13]

Crazy wack funky[00:03:16]

People say ya look like mc hammer on crack humpty[00:03:17]

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion[00:03:20]

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion[00:03:22]

Anyone can play this game[00:03:25]

This is my dance y'all humpty hump's my name[00:03:27]

No two people will do it the same[00:03:29]

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain[00:03:31]

Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump[00:03:34]

And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump[00:03:37]

Him step tell off I'm doing the hump[00:03:40]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump[00:03:43]

Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump[00:03:49]

Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump[00:03:53]

Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump[00:03:58]

Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:04:03]

Black people do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:04:06]

White people do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:04:11]

Puerto ricans do the humpty hump just keep on doing the hump[00:04:16]

Samoans do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:04:21]

Give me the million[00:04:30]

Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump[00:04:31]

Do the humpty hump just keep on do the humpty hump[00:04:36]

Doing the humpty hump[00:04:40]

Doing the humpty hump[00:04:41]

The Humpty Dance - Original Cartel[00:04:43]