《Criminal》歌词

歌曲： Criminal

所属专辑：The Marshall Mathers LP

歌手： Eminem

时长： 05:18

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Criminal (罪犯) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)[00:00:00]

Written by：Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass[00:00:00]

A lot of people ask me [00:00:03]

Stupid f**kin questions[00:00:07]

A lot of people think that [00:00:10]

What I say on records[00:00:12]

Or what I talk about on a record [00:00:14]

That I actually do in real life[00:00:16]

Or that I believe in it[00:00:18]

Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that [00:00:22]

I'm actually gonna do it[00:00:26]

Or that I believe in it[00:00:27]

Well sh*t if you believe that[00:00:31]

Then I'll kill you[00:00:34]

You know why [00:00:37]

Cuz I'm a[00:00:39]

Criminal[00:00:40]

Criminal[00:00:44]

You God damn right[00:00:47]

I'm a criminal[00:00:49]

Yeah I'm a criminal[00:00:53]

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge[00:00:58]

That'll stab you in the head[00:01:00]

Whether you're a fag or lez[00:01:02]

Or the homosex [00:01:03]

Hermaph or a trans-a-vest[00:01:04]

Pants or dress - hate fags [00:01:05]

The answers yes[00:01:06]

Homophobic [00:01:07]

Nah you're just heterophobic[00:01:08]

Starin at my jeans [00:01:10]

Watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh )[00:01:11]

Thats my motherf**kin balls [00:01:12]

You'd better let go of em[00:01:13]

They belong in my scrotum [00:01:14]

Youll never get hold of em[00:01:15]

Hey it's me versace[00:01:17]

Whoops somebody shot me [00:01:18]

And I was just checkin the mail[00:01:19]

Get it checkin the male [00:01:21]

How many records you expectin to sell[00:01:22]

After your second lp sends you directly to jail [00:01:23]

Cmon -- relax guy [00:01:26]

I like gay men[00:01:27]

Right ken give me an amen (aaa-men )[00:01:29]

Please lord this boy needs jesus[00:01:31]

Heal this child help us destroy these demons[00:01:33]

Oh and please send me a brand new car[00:01:36]

And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital[00:01:38]

Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher[00:01:41]

You can't reach me my mom can't neither[00:01:43]

You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause[00:01:45]

I watch tv and comcast cable[00:01:47]

And you ain't able to stop these thoughts[00:01:50]

You can't stop me from toppin these charts[00:01:52]

And you can't stop me from droppin each march[00:01:55]

With a brand new cd for these f**kin retards[00:01:57]

Duhhh and to think it's just little ol me[00:01:59]

Mr don't give a f**k still won't leave[00:02:02]

I'm a criminal[00:02:04]

Cuz every time I write a rhyme [00:02:05]

These people think it's a crime[00:02:06]

To tell em whats on my mind[00:02:07]

I guess I'm a criminal[00:02:08]

But I don't gotta say a word [00:02:10]

I just flip em the bird[00:02:11]

And keep goin I don't take sh*t from no one[00:02:12]

Cuz every time I write a rhyme [00:02:14]

These people think it's a crime[00:02:15]

To tell em whats on my mind[00:02:16]

I guess I'm a criminal[00:02:17]

But I don't gotta say a word [00:02:18]

I just flip em the bird[00:02:20]

And keep goin I don't take sh*t from no one[00:02:21]

My mother did drugs - tar [00:02:23]

Liquor cigarettes and speed[00:02:25]

The baby came out - disfigured [00:02:26]

Ligaments indeed[00:02:27]

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she[00:02:27]

Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me[00:02:30]

I'm a criminal - an animal caged who turned crazed[00:02:32]

But how the f**k you sposed to grow up when you werent raised [00:02:34]

So as I got older and I got a lot taller[00:02:37]

My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger[00:02:39]

I drink malt liquor to f**k you up quicker[00:02:41]

Than you'd wanna f**k me up for sayin the word [00:02:43]

My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral[00:02:46]

Sex in his oval office on top of his desk[00:02:48]

Off of his own employee[00:02:51]

Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me[00:02:52]

You can't miss me I'm white blonde-haired[00:02:53]

And my nose is pointy[00:02:55]

I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die[00:02:56]

In plane crashes and laughs[00:02:58]

As long as it ain't happened to him[00:02:59]

Slim shady I'm as crazy as em[00:03:01]

Inem and kim combined - kch the maniacs in[00:03:02]

Replacin the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today[00:03:05]

Hes a little under the weather so I'm takin his place[00:03:07]

(mm-mm-mmm ) oh thats dre with an ak to his face[00:03:10]

Don't make me kill him too[00:03:12]

And spray his brains all over the place[00:03:14]

I told you dre [00:03:15]

You shouldve kept that thang put away[00:03:16]

I guess thatll teach you not to let me play with it eh [00:03:17]

I'm a criminal[00:03:19]

Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherf**ker[00:03:23]

Get the motherf**kin money and get the f**k up outta there[00:03:26]

(em) aight[00:03:29]

Ill be right here waitin on you[00:03:29]

(em) aight[00:03:31]

Yo em[00:03:32]

(em) what [00:03:32]

Don't kill nobody this time[00:03:33]

(em) awwright God damn f**k [00:03:34]

(whistling) how you doin [00:03:41]

(teller) hi how can I help you [00:03:42]

(eminem) yeah I need to make a withdrawl[00:03:44]

(teller) okay[00:03:45]

(eminem) put the f**kin money in the bag b**ch[00:03:46]

And I won't kill you [00:03:47]

(teller) what oh my god don't kill me[00:03:49]

(eminem) I'm not gonna kill you b**ch quit lookin around [00:03:51]

(teller) don't kill me please don't kill me [00:03:53]

(eminem) I said I'm not gonna f**kin kill you[00:03:56]

Hurry the f**k up thank you [00:03:57]

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it[00:03:58]

So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it[00:04:00]

So Ill be disguised in it[00:04:02]

And if anybody identifies the guy in it[00:04:03]

I'll hide for five minutes[00:04:04]

Come back shoot the eyewitness[00:04:06]

Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business[00:04:08]

Die b**ches bastards brats pets[00:04:11]

This puppys lucky I didn't blast his a** yet[00:04:13]

If I ever gave a f**k Id shave my nuts[00:04:15]

Tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck[00:04:17]

You motherf**kin chickens ain't brave enough[00:04:19]

To say the stuff I say so this tape is shut[00:04:22]

Sh*t half the sh*t I say I just make it up[00:04:24]

To make you mad so kiss my white naked a**[00:04:27]

And if its not a rapper that I make it as[00:04:29]

I ma be a f**kin rapist in a jason mask[00:04:32]