《Titties & Beer》歌词

歌曲： Titties & Beer

所属专辑：Baby Snakes

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 06:13

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Titties & Beer (乳房 ＆ 啤酒) - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]

It was the BLACKEST NIGHT [00:00:07]

There was no MOON in sight [00:00:08]

You know the stars ain't shinin'[00:00:10]

'Cause the sky's too tight[00:00:12]

I heard the SCARY WIND [00:00:13]

I seen some UGLY TREES [00:00:15]

There was a WEREWOLF honkin' [00:00:17]

'Long the side of me [00:00:19]

I'm MEAN 'n I'm BAD (y'know I ain't no SISSY)[00:00:21]

Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of 'CHRISSY'[00:00:25]

Talkin' about her 'N MY BIKE 'N ME [00:00:28]

'N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY (mystery)[00:00:32]

(How 're you doin' )[00:00:35]

I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS[00:00:42]

Acted WEIRD up here[00:00:44]

And so I figured I might[00:00:45]

Just drink a little BEER[00:00:47]

I said "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on "[00:00:49]

But there was NO REPLY[00:00:53]

'Cause SHE WAS GONE [00:00:55]

"Where's those TITTIES I like so well [00:00:57]

'N' my GODDAM BEER "[00:01:00]

Is what I started to yell then I heard this noise[00:01:02]

Like a crunchin' twig 'n up jumped THE DEVIL [00:01:06]

(He's about THIS BIG )[00:01:09]

He had a RED SUIT on[00:01:10]

An' a WIDOW'S PEAK[00:01:12]

An' then a POINTED TAIL[00:01:14]

'N like a SULPHUR REEK [00:01:16]

Yes it was HIM awright [00:01:18]

I swear I KNOWED IT WAS [00:01:19]

He had some HUMAN FLESH[00:01:21]

Stuck underneath his CLAWS[00:01:23]

You know it looked to me[00:01:24]

Like it was TITTY SKIN [00:01:27]

I said "YOU SON-OF-A-B**CH "[00:01:28]

('Cause I was MAD at him )[00:01:29]

He just got out his floss[00:01:32]

'N started cleanin' his fang[00:01:33]

So I shot him with my shooter [00:01:35]

Said: BANG BANG BANG [00:01:38]

Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: "Put it away [00:01:39]

You know I ate her all up now what you[00:01:42]

Gonna say "[00:01:44]

YOU ATE MY CHRISSY [00:01:46]

"Yeah TITTIES 'N ALL "[00:01:48]

WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN [00:01:49]

"Now were the cans THIS tall "[00:01:51]

EVEN HER BOOTS [00:01:54]

"Would I LIE to you "[00:01:55]

SH*T YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY [00:01:57]

"Yeah THIS is TRUE "[00:01:58]

DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE[00:02:00]

STUFF THAT YOU DO [00:02:03]

"Well you know I can't complain when the checks come through "[00:02:04]

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY [00:02:06]

Oh yeah [00:02:08]

'N I WANT MY BEER[00:02:08]

Hah [00:02:10]

SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP [00:02:10]

NOW DEVIL DO YOU HEAR [00:02:12]

Look:[00:02:15]

"Blow it out your a** motorcycle man [00:02:15]

I mean I am THE DEVIL do you UNDERSTAND [00:02:18]

Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for your[00:02:22]

TITTIES AND BEER [00:02:24]

I suppose you noticed this little[00:02:25]

CONTRACT here "[00:02:27]

YER GODDAM RIGHT YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE [00:02:29]

Don't call me that [00:02:32]

THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON[00:02:34]

I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR [00:02:35]

GIMME THAT PAPER BET YER HORNS I'LL SIGN [00:02:36]

BECAUSE I NEED A BEER 'N IT'S TITTY-[00:02:39]

SQUEEZIN' TIME [00:02:42]

"Man you can't fool ME You ain't THAT bad [00:02:43]

Oh yeah [00:02:46]

Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I'VE HAD [00:02:47]

There was MILHOUS NIXON 'N AGNEW TOO [00:02:50]

'N both of those suckers was WORSE 'N YOU "[00:02:52]

LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK[00:02:57]

THAT'S TRUE[00:03:00]

I MEAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO WHATCHA[00:03:01]

GONNA DO [00:03:03]

HEH [00:03:03]

Now hold on just a second [00:03:04]

You wanna make a deal with me hah [00:03:06]

Yeah [00:03:08]

Well ah I don't know man you know [00:03:08]

I just don't know about this [00:03:10]

What [00:03:12]

See cause I [00:03:12]

Listen you're are you losing your nerve [00:03:13]

No man it ain't got nothin' to do with nerve [00:03:15]

You're supposed to be the devil [00:03:17]

It's got to do [00:03:19]

You're supposed to be bad [00:03:19]

It's got to do with style fool [00:03:20]

I don't know if you've the right style to get into hell [00:03:22]

You know [00:03:24]

Well actually to tell you tell you the honest to God[00:03:25]

Truth [00:03:27]

I'm very short on style as a matter of fact [00:03:27]

Yeah I know that's that's what makes me wonder[00:03:30]

But I have I I think I have something that[00:03:31]

You may be interested in [00:03:34]

What is that [00:03:35]

You can have my soul[00:03:36]

It's a mean little sucker[00:03:38]

'Bout a thousand years old[00:03:39]

But once you gets it[00:03:40]

You can't give it back[00:03:41]

You gotta keep it forever[00:03:42]

An' that's a natural fact [00:03:43]

Ooh wee [00:03:44]

Do you read me devil [00:03:45]

Oh yeah [00:03:46]

What Am I supposed to be scared man [00:03:46]

Oh yeah Reety aw-righty [00:03:49]

Oh yeah that's real tough [00:03:49]

I bet you're real bad [00:03:50]

Listen fool you've got to prove to me that you're rough[00:03:51]

Enough to get into hell[00:03:53]

That you've got the style enough to get into hell[00:03:55]

So start talkin' [00:03:57]

Alright lemme tell ya somethin'[00:03:59]

Alright [00:04:00]

I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell[00:04:01]

Yeah [00:04:03]

Because I have been through it [00:04:04]

Yeah [00:04:06]

I have seen it [00:04:06]

Yeah [00:04:07]

It has happened to me [00:04:07]

Yeah [00:04:09]

Remember I was signed with Warner Brothers[00:04:09]

For eight f**kin' years [00:04:13]

Tell me about it [00:04:14]

Now you're talkin' about something [00:04:18]

Now how bad is that [00:04:19]

That sounds good to me motherf**ker [00:04:20]

So move right along[00:04:24]

Tell me what your interests are you know [00:04:25]

If we're gonna come to some kind of agreement [00:04:27]

I've got to know what you're all about you know [00:04:28]

'Cause I don't know if you're the right type for the [00:04:30]

For the place you know[00:04:32]

Look lemme tell you what my problem really is you see[00:04:34]

OK [00:04:38]

My problem is that I don't belong anywhere[00:04:38]

Aha [00:04:41]

You see I don't even belong where you are you see[00:04:41]

I hope not [00:04:44]

I I'm a simple person you know[00:04:45]

I have very small desires in life[00:04:49]

Titties 'n beer you know[00:04:52]

No What [00:04:54]

Titties 'n beer [00:04:55]

No No man you're joking [00:04:56]

Titties 'n beer titties 'n beer titties 'n beer [00:04:58]

What No No please No Not that Oh no man no [00:05:00]

Titties 'n beer titties 'n beer titties 'n beer [00:05:03]

No No No No No Not titties 'n beer [00:05:05]

Oh I can't stand titties 'n beer [00:05:11]

Titties 'n beer titties 'n beer titties 'n beer [00:05:14]

(I'm in you I'm in you )[00:05:16]

Oh no No No Wait [00:05:18]

Ah Look at this What am I gonna do with this thing [00:05:21]

Wait wait please no [00:05:23]

Hey Look at this [00:05:24]

"No Don't sign it Give me time to think [00:05:26]

Hold on a second boy 'cause that's[00:05:30]

MAGIC INK "[00:05:32]

Then THE DEVIL barfed[00:05:33]

'N out jumped my girl[00:05:34]

They heard the TITTIES PLOP-PLOPPIN'[00:05:37]

All around the world she said:[00:05:38]

"I GOT THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS [00:05:41]

AN' I'M GONNA GET RIPPED SO F**K[00:05:44]

YOU CLOWNS "[00:05:46]

Then she gave us THE FINGER [00:05:48]

(It was rigid 'n stiff)[00:05:49]

That's when THE DEVIL she FARTED[00:05:51]

An' SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF [00:05:52]

THE DEVIL WAS MAD [00:05:55]

(I took off to my pad)[00:05:56]

I swear I DO DECLARE [00:05:58]

How did SHE get BACK THERE [00:05:59]

I swear I DO DECLARE [00:06:01]

How did SHE get BACK THERE [00:06:03]

I swear I DO DECLARE [00:06:05]

How did SHE get BACK THERE [00:06:07]

I swear I DO DECLARE [00:06:09]

How did SHE get BACK THERE [00:06:10]

Alright[00:06:12]