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Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince[00:00:00]
Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble[00:00:18]
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble[00:00:20]
So next time a girl gives you the play[00:00:23]
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away[00:00:25]
Just last week when I was walking down the street[00:00:28]
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet[00:00:30]
I walked up to her I said hello[00:00:33]
She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know[00:00:35]
But by the way sweetheart what's your name[00:00:38]
She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine[00:00:40]
I said my name is the Prince and she said why[00:00:43]
I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy[00:00:45]
But enough about me yo let's talk about you[00:00:47]
And all the wonderful things that you and I can do[00:00:50]
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time[00:00:53]
I showed some cash and the girl was mine[00:00:55]
I took her over town I wined her and dined her[00:00:57]
She ask me did I like her I said well kinda[00:01:00]
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat[00:01:02]
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street[00:01:05]
She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging[00:01:07]
So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin[00:01:10]
She got mad looked me dead in my face[00:01:12]
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape[00:01:14]
I got scared when she started to yell[00:01:18]
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell[00:01:19]
I was duckin through alleys right and left[00:01:22]
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death[00:01:24]
I was arrested charged with agrivated assault[00:01:27]
(yo Clancy we got him)[00:01:30]
But it wasn't my fault[00:01:31]
Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble[00:01:32]
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble[00:01:34]
So next time a girl gives you the play[00:01:37]
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away[00:01:39]
I was in a bar one Friday night[00:01:52]
Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight[00:01:54]
I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla[00:01:56]
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila[00:01:59]
I responded by saying hello[00:02:02]
She paid for my drink and then said let's go[00:02:03]
20 minutes later things were starting to cook[00:02:06]
As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots[00:02:08]
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses[00:02:11]
She started winking and making little passes[00:02:14]
At me she pat me close that's when she got bold[00:02:16]
She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold[00:02:18]
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing[00:02:21]
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring[00:02:23]
I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek[00:02:26]
And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets[00:02:28]
I felt that it was time for me to make my move[00:02:31]
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove[00:02:33]
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue[00:02:35]
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you[00:02:38]
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin[00:02:40]
And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb[00:02:43]
I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go[00:02:45]
I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window[00:02:48]
Just my luck we were in a snow storm[00:02:50]
And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm[00:02:52]
And to top the night off I had to break in my place[00:02:55]
Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case[00:02:58]
I was done sneezing and coughing[00:03:00]
I hope this doesn't happen to often[00:03:02]
But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble[00:03:05]
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble[00:03:07]
So next time a girl gives you the play[00:03:10]
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away[00:03:12]
Yo man you think they see your point[00:03:26]
I don't know I don't think they really do[00:03:28]
I think you should give 'em another example[00:03:30]
Awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here[00:03:32]
I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year[00:03:34]
It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear[00:03:37]
I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert[00:03:39]
(I'm wit it)[00:03:44]
It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready[00:03:45]
(yeah)[00:03:47]
Aight fine see you then Betty[00:03:47]
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth[00:03:49]
Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox[00:03:52]
Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet[00:03:54]
Until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet[00:03:56]
I sat there for at least an hour[00:03:59]
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower[00:04:01]
9:35 she comes downstairs[00:04:04]
And said I need a little longer to finish my hair[00:04:06]
At ten o'clock we had then missed the show[00:04:09]
She comes downstairs and says let's go[00:04:11]
Go where go to sleep I'm gone[00:04:14]
I was steamin like a demon as I drove home[00:04:16]
But it just goes to show[00:04:18]
Not trying to bust your bubble[00:04:20]
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble[00:04:21]
So next time a girl gives you the play[00:04:24]
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes[00:04:26]
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away[00:04:29]
Man first your parents just don't understand[00:04:34]
Then you having these crazy nightmares[00:04:36]
I know why me man why me[00:04:39]
What's next[00:04:40]
Now these girls man you know how it is[00:04:41]
Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em[00:04:45]