《Any Man》歌词

歌曲： Any Man

歌手： Eminem

时长： 03:40

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Hi [00:00:04]

Original bad boy on the case cover your face[00:00:05]

Came in the place blowed and sprayed puffy with mase[00:00:08]

I laced the w**d with insect repellant better check the smelly[00:00:10]

Eminem starts with e better check the spelling[00:00:13]

With a capital somebody grab me a snapple[00:00:15]

I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adams apple[00:00:18]

Somebody dropped me on my head and I was sure[00:00:20]

That my mother did it but the b**ch wont admit it was her[00:00:23]

I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months[00:00:25]

And said Im ready now b**ch - aint you feelin these kicks cunt [00:00:28]

The world aint ready for me yet I can tell[00:00:31]

Ill probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell[00:00:33]

Im sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs[00:00:35]

And Im hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns[00:00:37]

I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach[00:00:40]

And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it[00:00:43]

（yuck ） hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet[00:00:46]

If yall dont like me you can suck my dick til you numb it[00:00:48]

And all that gibberish you was spittin you need to kill it[00:00:51]

Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep I dont feel it[00:00:53]

Eminem[00:00:56]

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan[00:00:56]

For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin[00:00:58]

Is f**kin crazy -- you hear me ha [00:01:01]

Is f**kin crazy -- hello hi [00:01:03]

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan[00:01:06]

For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin[00:01:08]

Is f**kin crazy -- do you hear me [00:01:11]

Is f**kin crazy[00:01:13]

Im ice grillin you starin you down with a gremlin grin[00:01:15]

Im eminem youre a fag in a womens gym[00:01:18]

Im slim the shady is really a fake alias[00:01:20]

To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens[00:01:22]

A brainiac with a cranium packed full of more uranium[00:01:25]

Than a maniac saudi arabian[00:01:28]

A highly combustible head spazmatic[00:01:31]

Strapped to a kraftmatic adjustable bed[00:01:33]

Laid up in the hospital in critical condition[00:01:35]

I flatlined jumped up and ran from the mortician[00:01:37]

High speed iv full of thai w**d[00:01:40]

Lookin chinese with my knees stuck together like siamese[00:01:43]

Twins joined at the groin like lesbians[00:01:45]

Uhh pins and needles hypodermic needles and pins[00:01:48]

I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends[00:01:50]

On if I keep on killin my girlfriends[00:01:53]

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan[00:01:56]

For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin[00:01:58]

Is f**kin crazy -- you hear me ha [00:02:01]

Is f**kin crazy -- listen [00:02:03]

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan[00:02:05]

For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin[00:02:08]

Is f**kin crazy -- you hear me [00:02:11]

Is f**kin crazy[00:02:13]

Last night I o d d on rush mushrooms and dust[00:02:15]

And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed[00:02:18]

Im an alcoholic and thats all I can say[00:02:20]

I call in to work cause all I do is frolic and play[00:02:22]

I swallow grenades and take about a bottle a day[00:02:25]

Of tylenol 3 and talk about how violent Ill be （rrarrrrh）[00:02:27]

Give me eleven excederin my headll spin[00:02:30]

Medicinell get me revvin like a 747 jet engine[00:02:32]

Scratched my balls til I shredded skin[00:02:35]

Doctor check this rash look how red its been[00:02:37]

Its probably aids forget it then[00:02:40]

I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows[00:02:42]

That dont even make sense like dykes usin dildos[00:02:44]

So reach in your billfolds for ten ducats[00:02:45]

And pick up this slim shady sh*t thats on rawkus[00:02:48]

Somethin somethin somethin somethin I get weeded[00:02:50]

My daughter scribbled over that rhyme I couldnt read it[00:02:53]

Damn[00:02:56]