《The Irony of It All》歌词

歌曲： The Irony of It All

所属专辑：Original Pirate Material (Explicit)

歌手： The Streets

时长： 03:28

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The Irony Of It All (Album Version) - The Streets (街头小子)[00:00:00]

Hello Hello My names Terry and I'm a law abider[00:00:06]

There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer[00:00:10]

And when the weekends here[00:00:13]

I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight[00:00:14]

Good bloke fairly[00:00:18]

But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny[00:00:19]

Bounce 'em round like bunnies[00:00:22]

I'm likely to cause mischief[00:00:23]

Good clean grief you must believe[00:00:25]

And I ain't no thief [00:00:27]

Law abiding and all all legal [00:00:28]

And who cares about my liver when it feels good[00:00:31]

What you need is some real manhood [00:00:33]

Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha [00:00:35]

Putting peoples backs up [00:00:37]

Public disorder I'll give you public disorder [00:00:39]

I down eight pints and run all over the place[00:00:42]

Spit in the face of an officer[00:00:45]

See if that bothers you cause[00:00:46]

I never broke a law in my life[00:00:47]

Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife[00:00:50]

Come on lads lets have another fight [00:00:52]

Eh hello My names Tim and I'm a criminal [00:00:54]

In the eyes of society I need to be in jail[00:00:56]

For the choice of herbs I inhale [00:00:58]

This ain't no wholesale operation[00:01:00]

Just a few eighths and some[00:01:02]

Playstations my's vocation[00:01:03]

I pose a threat to the nation[00:01:05]

And down the station the police hold no patients[00:01:07]

Let's talk space and time[00:01:09]

I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein[00:01:11]

And Carl Young And old Kung Fu movies I like to see[00:01:14]

Pass the hydrator please[00:01:17]

Yeah I'm floating on thin air [00:01:19]

Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there[00:01:21]

Cause I taker pride in my hobby[00:01:24]

Home made bongs using my engineering degree[00:01:26]

Dear Leaders please legalise w**d for these reasons [00:01:28]

Like I was saying to him [00:01:31]

I told him: "F**k with me and you won't live "[00:01:33]

So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling[00:01:36]

Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night [00:01:38]

Mad fight his face's a sad sight [00:01:40]

Vodka and Snake Bite [00:01:43]

Going on like a right geez he's a twat [00:01:44]

Shouldn't have looked at me like that [00:01:47]

Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen[00:01:49]

If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em [00:01:51]

Can't stand crime either them hooligans on h****n [00:01:54]

Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured[00:01:57]

Will be the downfall of society[00:01:59]

I've got all the anger pent up inside of me [00:02:01]

You know I don't see why I should be the criminal[00:02:03]

How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal[00:02:06]

And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol[00:02:08]

I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting[00:02:12]

We pose no threat on my settee[00:02:15]

Ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please[00:02:17]

We didn't order chicken [00:02:19]

Not a problem we'll pick it out[00:02:20]

I doubt they meant to mess us about[00:02:22]

After all we're all adults not louts [00:02:24]

As I was saying we're friendly peaceful people[00:02:26]

We're not the ones out there causing trouble [00:02:28]

We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters[00:02:31]

Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is [00:02:33]

MTV BBC 2 Channel 4 is on until six in the morning [00:02:36]

Then at six in the morning[00:02:39]

The sun dawns and it's my bedtime [00:02:41]

Causing trouble your stinking rabble[00:02:42]

Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it[00:02:45]

You're on drugs it really bugs me[00:02:47]

When people try and tell me I'm a thug[00:02:48]

Just for getting drunk[00:02:51]

I like getting drunk[00:02:52]

Cause I'm an upstanding citizen[00:02:53]

If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em [00:02:55]

Now Terry you're repeating yourself[00:02:58]

But that's okay drunk people can't help that [00:03:00]

A chemical reaction happening inside your brain[00:03:02]

Causes you to forget what you're saying [00:03:04]

What I know exactly what I'm saying[00:03:06]

I'm perfectly sane[00:03:08]

You stinking student lameo[00:03:09]

Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes [00:03:11]

Err well actually according to research[00:03:14]

Government funding for further education pales in insignificance[00:03:16]

When compared to how much they spend on repairing[00:03:19]

Leery drunk people at the weekend[00:03:22]

In casualty wards all over the land [00:03:23]

Why you cheeky little[00:03:25]