《Funkhauser(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Funkhauser(Explicit)

所属专辑：Horses And Grasses

歌手： Hard N Phirm

时长： 07:04

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Funkhauser - Hard 'n Phirm[00:00:00]

All right all right[00:00:00]

I want everyone to start clappin'[00:00:01]

Everybody[00:00:03]

C'mon follow me[00:00:03]

A-one a-two[00:00:05]

That's good clappin'[00:00:09]

Burt usually not on beat[00:00:10]

You just on stage[00:00:13]

'Cause you look so handsome[00:00:14]

But tonight you on beat all right[00:00:16]

Alright Nathanial[00:00:20]

Yo[00:00:20]

I want you gimme a smooth bassline[00:00:21]

Nice and smooth alright[00:00:23]

Alright[00:00:24]

A-one two three four[00:00:25]

Yeah[00:00:31]

Ooh[00:00:33]

I like that like steppin' into a warm bath[00:00:34]

Wash your soul[00:00:39]

Make the people clean[00:00:40]

Lymon come on in[00:00:43]

Ah[00:00:51]

Scooty yes pete yeah[00:00:55]

Gimme something high up there[00:00:57]

Here we go[00:00:58]

Guitar[00:01:01]

Aw this is smooth[00:01:06]

I ain't never heard anything so smooth[00:01:08]

But sometimes I like a little chunky[00:01:11]

I want a little chunky in there[00:01:13]

Lewis[00:01:16]

Yeah[00:01:16]

Do you think you can do that[00:01:17]

Oh yeah[00:01:18]

Chunky chunk[00:01:24]

Now who we got on horns[00:01:26]

Ok James and no-bone Willy[00:01:29]

I want you to fly in nice and low[00:01:32]

Now watch me now[00:01:34]

And now woo yeah[00:01:39]

Oh man I don't know[00:01:44]

What we can do to make this better[00:01:46]

Somebody take a eggbeater[00:01:48]

And beat it against a skillet[00:01:50]

I'm on it[00:01:51]

You over there ready Freddy[00:01:58]

Uh huh when I point you in[00:01:59]

I want you to give me a duck call[00:02:00]

Absolutely[00:02:03]

Can you give me a duck call[00:02:04]

I can give you a duck call[00:02:06]

Let's get some ducks in here[00:02:07]

Bow wow[00:02:14]

Alright now I want somebody to take[00:02:19]

That skill saw and make me a table[00:02:21]

A funky table[00:02:24]

Did you see Robert jump up on that[00:02:30]

Woo I didn't even have to ask him twice[00:02:32]

Now move that microphone up to[00:02:39]

That vat of boiling pudding[00:02:41]

Ok watch the microphone[00:02:44]

Now take some of those softballs[00:02:47]

And drop them in that pudding[00:02:49]

You got it[00:02:51]

Boss but make it funky[00:02:51]

Now I don't like that lets try something bigger[00:02:58]

You see that robot[00:03:00]

Pick up that robot[00:03:01]

They put me down[00:03:03]

And drop him in the pudding[00:03:04]

I can't swim[00:03:06]

Alright now I want somebody[00:03:11]

No-bone willy put that horn down[00:03:12]

You all drop out[00:03:16]

Willy[00:03:17]

Yo[00:03:18]

Take a dead rat throw it against the bus[00:03:18]

Do what[00:03:23]

Open that patio door[00:03:24]

Take a dead rat throw it against the bus[00:03:25]

Ok[00:03:28]

Oh oh man that that that is repugnant[00:03:50]

How's that table comin'[00:03:55]

Almost finished gotta put the legs on[00:03:56]

Alright[00:03:58]

What else we got around here[00:03:59]

I don't know[00:04:00]

Take a fire extinguisher empty it[00:04:01]

Into a vacuum[00:04:05]

That's what we're gonna do[00:04:06]

I'm pretty sure that's a fire hazard[00:04:08]

That's alright[00:04:10]

'Cause it's hot in here[00:04:11]

I'm serious you should rethink that[00:04:12]

Table's done[00:04:18]

Woo that is a beautiful table[00:04:19]

Now I've wanted to do this for a long time[00:04:30]

Somebody Stevie take a compaq presario[00:04:32]

And a microwave generate a force field[00:04:35]

That's right generate me a force field[00:04:38]

With a compaq presario and a microwave[00:04:41]

That's amazing Bert[00:04:50]

Go over there see if you can touch Stevie[00:04:52]

See if that thing is real[00:04:54]

Ow[00:04:56]

It really is real[00:04:58]

Alright shut that thing off[00:05:01]

I don't want no chernobyl[00:05:02]

Not to mention the electric bill[00:05:04]

Now what I'm gonna do is[00:05:07]

Shove this fish through this kumquat[00:05:08]

Ok[00:05:11]

I'm gonna take this fish[00:05:12]

Shh[00:05:13]

Shh[00:05:14]

Everybody[00:05:15]

Shh[00:05:15]

Quiet down guys[00:05:16]

Excuse me guys[00:05:17]

I'm sorry were we too loud was it the force field[00:05:18]

I don't know what that means uh no[00:05:21]

The 'paladins of ashod' D&D club booked[00:05:23]

The room from 8 to 10 so[00:05:26]

Wrap it up[00:05:28]

Well you heard the man[00:05:30]

Let's take it on the road[00:05:33]

No no no no lea-leave the pudding[00:05:38]

Could you hit that button for me[00:05:45]

Alright excuse me[00:05:54]

I'm claustrophobic so I'll take the stairs[00:05:54]

Alright I'll see you down there[00:05:57]

Haha you almost beat us down here[00:06:18]

That's alright you go ahead[00:06:25]

Thank you[00:06:26]

Taxi[00:06:33]

Jesus[00:06:33]

Where'd you learn to drive[00:06:36]

Shut up[00:06:38]

Everybody in[00:06:39]

Get into the death mobile[00:06:41]

Let's go to froggys on 5th[00:06:45]

Does anybody have my fish[00:06:48]

And a kumquat[00:06:49]