歌手: Chas & Dave
时长: 04:53
Gertcha (Live At Abbey Road|Remixed By John Darnley|2005 - Remaster) - Chas & Dave[00:00:00]
Written by:Chas Hodges/Dave Peacock[00:00:01]
Now there's a word that I don't understand[00:00:32]
I hear it every day from my old man[00:00:36]
It may be cockney rhyming slang[00:00:40]
It ain't in no school book[00:00:43]
He says it every time that he gets mad[00:00:48]
A regular caution is my old dad[00:00:52]
Rub the old man up the wrong way[00:00:56]
Bet your life you'll hear him say[00:00:59]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:01:05]
Gertcha[00:01:09]
When the kids are swinging on the gate[00:01:09]
Gertcha[00:01:13]
When the paperboy's half an hour late[00:01:13]
Gertcha[00:01:17]
When the pigeons are pecking at his seed[00:01:17]
Gertcha[00:01:21]
When the farmer starts digging up his weeds[00:01:21]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:01:25]
Bar stool preaching[00:01:29]
That's the old man's game[00:01:31]
Now the old man was a desert rat[00:01:36]
Khaki shorts and a khaki hat[00:01:40]
How me mother could have fancied that[00:01:44]
I just don't know[00:01:47]
But when the enemy came in sight[00:01:52]
They gave up without a fight[00:01:56]
They rubbed him up the wrong way[00:02:00]
This is what they heard him say[00:02:02]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:02:08]
Gertcha[00:02:12]
When me rock and roll records wake him up[00:02:13]
Gertcha[00:02:16]
When the poles knock England out of the cup[00:02:17]
Gertcha[00:02:20]
When the kids are banging on his door[00:02:21]
Gertcha[00:02:24]
When the barman won't serve him any more[00:02:24]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:02:28]
Bar stool preaching[00:02:32]
He's always been the same[00:02:34]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:03:11]
Gertcha[00:03:14]
When the dog's left a message on the step[00:03:15]
Gertcha[00:03:18]
Lester Piggott when he lost it by a neck[00:03:19]
Gertcha[00:03:22]
When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes[00:03:23]
Gertcha[00:03:26]
When the houseflies are flying round his food[00:03:27]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:03:30]
Bar stool preaching[00:03:34]
He's always been the same[00:03:36]
Gertcha[00:03:41]
Gertcha[00:03:45]
Gertcha[00:03:50]
Gertcha[00:03:53]
Gertcha[00:03:57]
When me mother says he can't go down the pub[00:03:58]
Gertcha[00:04:01]
Sister's boyfriend put his sister up the club[00:04:01]
Gertcha[00:04:04]
When the tomcats when they're kicking up a din[00:04:05]
Gertcha[00:04:08]
Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in[00:04:09]
Gertcha[00:04:12]
When me mother locks him out of the flat[00:04:13]
Gertcha[00:04:16]
When it's raining and he can't find his hat[00:04:17]
Gertcha[00:04:20]
In the mornings when his motorcar won't go[00:04:20]
Gertcha[00:04:24]
Next door neighbour when he won't give him a tow[00:04:24]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:04:27]
Bar stool preaching[00:04:31]
He's always been the same[00:04:34]