《The Old Payola Roll Blues》歌词

歌曲： The Old Payola Roll Blues

所属专辑：Vintage Gold - Tell Me A Story

歌手： Stan Freberg

时长： 04:23

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The Old Payola Roll Blues - Stan Freberg[00:00:00]

Written by：Stan Freberg[00:00:00]

Alright we got the tenor sax vocal group[00:00:00]

Piano drums and guitar[00:00:02]

We're all set to make a hit rock roll record[00:00:03]

Now let's hear it[00:00:05]

Hold it hold it something's missing[00:00:11]

A teenage idol man[00:00:13]

You don't have a teenage idol[00:00:14]

Oh yeah yeah wait here I'll get one[00:00:16]

Hey kid[00:00:25]

Who me[00:00:26]

Yeah can you sing[00:00:27]

No[00:00:28]

Good come with me[00:00:28]

Say where were you going just now[00:00:37]

I was on my way to high school[00:00:38]

Perfect[00:00:40]

Now you stand up there in front of that[00:00:41]

Microphone and say high school when I point at ya[00:00:42]

Kid you're gonna be a big record star[00:00:45]

Oo oo[00:00:47]

Hey that's good too throw that in now here we go[00:00:48]

High school oo oo[00:00:52]

High school oo oo[00:00:58]

High school[00:01:04]

High school[00:01:05]

High school[00:01:07]

Oo oo[00:01:10]

Hey wait a minute[00:01:13]

What did you put that on the end for[00:01:13]

Well it was just a little you know embellishment[00:01:15]

Oh yeah you keep that up and the first thing you know[00:01:17]

This record'll swing[00:01:19]

And then were will we be[00:01:20]

Yeah[00:01:21]

Okay you guys that's the first side[00:01:22]

Isn't that a kinda short song[00:01:23]

Yeah it gets more plays that way[00:01:25]

Oh I see[00:01:27]

Oh by the way what's your name[00:01:27]

Clyde ankle[00:01:28]

Perfect[00:01:29]

But I can't sing[00:01:30]

What's that got to do with anything[00:01:31]

You got all the requirements[00:01:33]

A pretty face and a pompadour[00:01:34]

Well do I get to pose beside a tiger[00:01:36]

Nah that's been done[00:01:38]

Maybe we'll get you a moose[00:01:40]

Well maybe now I can have my adnoids taken out[00:01:41]

What and ruin your amature standing[00:01:44]

Well could you at least get me a date with that mouseketeer[00:01:46]

That's grown up[00:01:48]

Alright we'll see[00:01:49]

Oh boy[00:01:50]

Ah now you're gonna go three nights a week[00:01:50]

For finger snapping lessons[00:01:52]

Oo I've wanted to do that for as long as I've[00:01:53]

Been in show biz[00:01:55]

Hey wait a second[00:01:57]

How long have you been in show biz[00:01:58]

About a minute and a half[00:01:59]

Oh now let's see if you can act humble[00:02:01]

In front of the press[00:02:03]

Okay oh I'll never replace elvis[00:02:04]

All right[00:02:07]

He's the king[00:02:08]

All right all right all ready[00:02:09]

Don't over do it[00:02:10]

Hey how can we be sure[00:02:11]

The girls are gonna scream at me[00:02:12]

Ah don't worry will ya kid[00:02:14]

I got a screaming machine right here[00:02:16]

Yeah[00:02:17]

It replaces a teenage audiance[00:02:18]

We put it in the back of the[00:02:19]

Auditorium push the button panicsville here listen[00:02:21]

Will you get out of that drummer's lap[00:02:29]

Wow bent my cymbal man[00:02:31]

Now here's some variations[00:02:34]

Whoops wrong croud[00:02:48]

Well let's do the other side of the record[00:02:49]

I'll turn on the machine here and there[00:02:51]

Uh huh[00:02:52]

Yeah so you can you know get conditioned to it[00:02:53]

Yeah okay[00:02:55]

What am I gonna use for words on this side[00:02:56]

Who cares[00:02:58]

Say the first thing that comes into your head[00:02:58]

Okay what are you gonna do with that sharp stick[00:03:00]

Oh never mind what I'm gonna do with it[00:03:03]

Just sing will ya[00:03:05]

Here we go[00:03:06]

Well I was on my way to high school[00:03:09]

When a guyyyyyyyyy came through the door woo[00:03:11]

And he said he was gonna make me a bigggggggg[00:03:15]

Record star[00:03:17]

I said I can't sing woo[00:03:20]

He said it doesn't matter woo[00:03:21]

He said you got a pretty face and a pommmmpadour[00:03:23]

Aaaaaahh[00:03:41]

Don't need anything[00:03:42]

But a pretty face mm woo[00:03:44]

And long black hair to toss ooo[00:03:46]

With the possssssible exception of blue cross ooo[00:03:48]

Oh perfect stick with me kid[00:03:57]

Clyde ankle is gonna jump up the charts[00:03:59]

He is if you keep on with that stick man[00:04:02]

All right[00:04:05]

Well you really think you can get any disc jockeys[00:04:05]

To play my songs[00:04:08]

It's getting tougher but[00:04:09]

I'm on my way to see one right now[00:04:10]

Any other side the riten[00:04:12]

Oh boy[00:04:14]

Right after I stop off at the bank[00:04:14]

Ha the old payola roll blues huh[00:04:16]

What kind of a crack is that[00:04:19]

That's an insult to my integrity[00:04:21]