《St. George and the Dragonet》歌词

歌曲： St. George and the Dragonet

所属专辑：Beach Hits 60

歌手： Stan Freberg

时长： 03:26

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St. George And The Dragonet - Stan Freberg[00:00:00]

The legend you are about to hear is true [00:00:08]

Only the needle should[00:00:10]

Be changed to protect the record [00:00:11]

This is the countryside [00:00:21]

My name is St George [00:00:22]

I'm a knight [00:00:24]

Saturday July 10th 8:05 pm [00:00:25]

I was working out of the castle on the night[00:00:27]

Watch when a call came in from the Chief [00:00:29]

A dragon had been devouring maidens [00:00:31]

Homicide My job: slay him [00:00:32]

You call me Chief [00:00:39]

Yes the dragon again devouring maidens [00:00:40]

The King's daughter may be next [00:00:42]

Mmm-hmm You got a lead [00:00:44]

Oh nothing much to go on [00:00:45]

Say did you take that 45 automatic into[00:00:46]

The lab to have them check on it [00:00:48]

Yeah You were right [00:00:49]

I was right [00:00:51]

Yeah It was a gun [00:00:51]

8:22 pm [00:00:56]

I talked to one of the maidens[00:00:57]

Who had almost been devoured [00:00:58]

Could I talk to you Ma'am[00:01:01]

Who are you[00:01:02]

I'm St George Ma'am Homicide Ma'am [00:01:03]

Want to ask you a few questions Ma'am [00:01:05]

I understand you were almost devoured by the Ma'am [00:01:07]

Is that right dragon[00:01:08]

It was terrible He breathed fire on me[00:01:09]

He burned me already[00:01:12]

How can I be sure of that Ma'am[00:01:14]

Believe me [00:01:15]

I got it straight from the dragon's mouth [00:01:16]

11:45 pm [00:01:22]

I rode over the King's Highway [00:01:23]

I saw a man [00:01:24]

Stopped to talk to him [00:01:25]

Pardon me Sir [00:01:27]

Could I talk to you for just a minute Sir[00:01:28]

Sure I don't mind [00:01:29]

What do you do for a living[00:01:30]

I'm a knave [00:01:31]

Didn't I pick you up on a 903[00:01:33]

Last year for stealing tarts[00:01:34]

Yeah So what[00:01:36]

Do you want to make a federal case out of it[00:01:36]

No Sir [00:01:38]

We heard there was a dragon[00:01:39]

Operating in this neighborhood [00:01:40]

We just to know if you've seen him [00:01:41]

Sure I seen him [00:01:42]

Mmm-hmm Could you describe him for me[00:01:43]

What's to describe[00:01:45]

You see one dragon [00:01:46]

You seen 'em all [00:01:47]

Would you try to remember Sir[00:01:48]

Just for the record [00:01:49]

We just want to get the facts Sir[00:01:50]

Well he was you know [00:01:52]

He had orange polka dots[00:01:53]

Yes Sir [00:01:54]

Purple feet breathing fire and smoke[00:01:55]

Mmm-hmm [00:01:57]

And one big bloodshot eye[00:01:57]

Right in the middle of his forehead and [00:01:59]

Uh like that [00:02:00]

Notice anything unusual about him[00:02:02]

No he's just your run-of-the-mill dragon [00:02:03]

You know [00:02:05]

Mmm-hmm Yes Sir You can go now [00:02:06]

Hey by the way how you gonna catch him[00:02:07]

I thought you'd never ask A Dragonet [00:02:09]

3:05 pm [00:02:16]

I was riding back into the courtyard[00:02:17]

To make my report to the lab [00:02:18]

Then it happened It was the dragon [00:02:19]

Hey I'm the fire-breathin' Dragon[00:02:25]

You must be St George right[00:02:28]

Yes Sir [00:02:30]

I can see you got one of them[00:02:31]

New 45 caliber swords [00:02:32]

That's about the size of it [00:02:34]

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha You slay me[00:02:35]

That's what I wanted to talk to you about [00:02:39]

What do you mean[00:02:41]

I'm taking you in on a 502 [00:02:42]

You figure it out [00:02:44]

What's the charge[00:02:45]

Devouring maidens out of season [00:02:46]

Out of season[00:02:48]

You'll never pin that rap on me[00:02:49]

Do you hear me [00:02:51]

Cop[00:02:52]

Yeah I hear you [00:02:52]

I got you on a 412 too [00:02:54]

A 412 What's a 412[00:02:55]

Over-acting Let's go [00:02:59]

On September the 5th [00:03:05]

The Dragon was tried and convicted [00:03:06]

His fire was put out[00:03:08]

And his maiden-devouring license revoked [00:03:09]

Maiden devouring out of season[00:03:11]

Is punishable by a term of not[00:03:12]

Less than 50 or more than 300 years[00:03:13]