《St. George and the Dragonet》歌词

歌曲： St. George and the Dragonet

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歌手： Stan Freberg

时长： 03:28

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St. George and the Dragonet - Stan Freberg[00:00:00]

The legend you are about to hear is true[00:00:08]

Only the needle should be[00:00:11]

Changed to protect the record[00:00:12]

This is the countryside[00:00:21]

My name is St George[00:00:23]

I'm a knight[00:00:24]

Saturday July 10th 8:05 pm[00:00:26]

I was working out of the[00:00:28]

Castle on the nightwatch[00:00:28]

When a call came in from the Chief[00:00:29]

A dragon had been devouring maidens[00:00:31]

Homicide[00:00:32]

My job slay him[00:00:34]

You call me Chief[00:00:40]

Yes the dragon again devouring maidens[00:00:41]

The King's daughter may be next[00:00:43]

Mmm hmm[00:00:44]

You got a lead[00:00:44]

Oh nothing much to go on[00:00:45]

Say did you take that 45 automatic[00:00:46]

Into the lab to have them check on it[00:00:47]

Yeah you were right[00:00:49]

I was right[00:00:51]

Yeah It was a gun[00:00:51]

8:22 pm I talked to one of the maidens[00:00:56]

Who had almost been devoured[00:00:58]

Could I talk to you Ma'am[00:01:01]

Who are you[00:01:02]

I'm St George Ma'am[00:01:03]

Homicide Ma'am[00:01:04]

Want to ask you a few questions Ma'am[00:01:05]

I understand you were[00:01:06]

Almost devoured by the Ma'am[00:01:07]

Is that right dragon[00:01:08]

It was terrible[00:01:09]

He breathed fire on me[00:01:10]

He burned me already[00:01:12]

How can I be sure of that Ma'am[00:01:14]

Believe me[00:01:16]

I got it straight from the dragon's mouth[00:01:16]

11:45 pm[00:01:22]

I rode over the King's Highway[00:01:23]

I saw a man[00:01:24]

Stopped to talk to him[00:01:25]

Pardon me Sir[00:01:27]

Could I talk to you for just a minute Sir[00:01:27]

Sure I don't mind[00:01:29]

What do you do for a living[00:01:30]

I'm a knave[00:01:31]

Didn't I pick you up on a 903[00:01:32]

Last year for stealing tarts[00:01:34]

Yeah so what[00:01:35]

Do you wanna make a federal case out of it[00:01:36]

No Sir[00:01:38]

We heard there was a dragon[00:01:38]

Operating in this neighborhood[00:01:40]

We just want to know if you've seen him[00:01:40]

Sure I've seen him[00:01:42]

Mmm hmm[00:01:43]

Could you describe him for me[00:01:43]

What's to describe[00:01:45]

You see one dragon you seen 'em all[00:01:46]

Would you try to remember Sir[00:01:47]

Just for the record[00:01:49]

We just want to get the facts Sir[00:01:50]

Well he was you know [00:01:51]

He had orange polka dots[00:01:52]

Yes Sir[00:01:53]

Purple feet breathing fire and smoke[00:01:54]

Mmm hmm[00:01:56]

And one big bloodshot eye[00:01:56]

Right in the middle of his forehead and[00:01:58]

Uh like that[00:01:59]

Notice anything unusual about him[00:02:01]

No he's just your run of the[00:02:02]

Mill dragon you know[00:02:04]

Mmm hmm[00:02:05]

Yes Sir[00:02:05]

You can go now[00:02:05]

Hey by the way how you gonna catch him[00:02:06]

I thought you'd never ask[00:02:08]

A Dragonet[00:02:09]

3:05 pm[00:02:15]

I was riding back into the courtyard[00:02:16]

To make my report to the lab[00:02:17]

Then it happened[00:02:18]

It was the dragon[00:02:23]

Hey I'm the fire breathin' Dragon[00:02:24]

You must be St George right[00:02:27]

Yes Sir[00:02:29]

I can see you got one of them new[00:02:30]

45 caliber swords[00:02:31]

That's about the size of it[00:02:33]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:02:34]

You slay me[00:02:36]

That's what I wanted to talk to you about[00:02:38]

What do you mean[00:02:39]

I'm taking you in on a 502[00:02:41]

You figure it out[00:02:43]

What's the charge[00:02:44]

Devouring maidens out of season[00:02:45]

Out of season[00:02:47]

You'll never pin that rap on me[00:02:48]

Do you hear me cop[00:02:49]

Yeah I hear you[00:02:51]

I got you on a 412 too[00:02:52]

A 412[00:02:54]

What's a 412[00:02:55]

Over acting Let's go[00:02:58]

On September the 5th the Dragon[00:03:04]

Was tried and convicted[00:03:05]

His fire was put out and his maiden[00:03:06]

Devouring license revoked[00:03:08]

Maiden devouring out of season is punishable[00:03:09]

By a term of not less than 50[00:03:11]

Or more than 300 years[00:03:13]