《Santa Claus And His Old Lady》歌词

歌曲： Santa Claus And His Old Lady

所属专辑：Santa Claus And His Old Lady

歌手： cheech & chong

时长： 06:25

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Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong (切奇 & 崇)[00:00:00]

"Ma-ma-ma-ma-cita[00:00:00]

Donde esta Santa Cleese[00:00:02]

The vato wit da bony knees[00:00:05]

He coming down da street wit[00:00:07]

No choos on his feet[00:00:08]

And he's going to[00:00:10]

No no that ain't it[00:00:11]

Mamamasita donde esta Santa[00:00:12]

Claus[00:00:14]

Da guy wit da hair on his jaws[00:00:15]

He's[00:00:17]

Nah Hey man come[00:00:18]

Over here man[00:00:20]

I need some help man[00:00:21]

Yeah man I can dig that[00:00:23]

Like uh what are ya doing man [00:00:25]

Aw I'm trying to write a song[00:00:27]

About Santa Claus man[00:00:29]

But it's not coming out[00:00:30]

About who man [00:00:31]

About Santa Claus man[00:00:32]

You know Santa Claus man [00:00:33]

Oh yeah man[00:00:34]

I played with those dudes man[00:00:35]

What [00:00:37]

Yeah last year at the Fillmore man[00:00:37]

Me and the bass player sat in man[00:00:39]

Oh hey man you think[00:00:41]

Santa Claus is a group huh [00:00:43]

No it's not a group man[00:00:44]

Wha They break up man [00:00:46]

No man It's one guy man[00:00:47]

Y'know he had a a red suit on man[00:00:48]

With black patent leather choos[00:00:50]

You know the guy man[00:00:52]

Oh yeah he's with Motown ain't he [00:00:54]

Yeah I played with that dude too man[00:00:57]

He's a good singer man[00:00:59]

No no hold on man[00:01:00]

He's not with Motown man[00:01:01]

Well then he's with Buddah man[00:01:04]

No aw man you don't know[00:01:06]

Who Santa Claus is man [00:01:08]

Yeah well I'm not from here man[00:01:09]

Like I'm from Pittsburgh man[00:01:10]

I don't know too many local dudes[00:01:12]

Ohhh I see Well hey man sit back[00:01:13]

And relax and I'll tell you da story[00:01:16]

About Santa Claus man[00:01:17]

Listen[00:01:19]

Once upon a time about hmmm[00:01:20]

Five years ago there was[00:01:22]

This groovy dude and[00:01:23]

Has name was Santa Claus[00:01:24]

Y'know [00:01:25]

And he used to live over in the projects[00:01:26]

With his old lady and[00:01:27]

They had a pretty good thing together[00:01:29]

Because his old lady was really fine[00:01:30]

And she could cook and all that[00:01:32]

Stuff like that y'know[00:01:34]

Like she made da best brownies in town man [00:01:35]

Oh I could remember 'em now man[00:01:37]

I could eat one of 'em man[00:01:39]

Wow did you know these people man [00:01:41]

Oh yeah man[00:01:43]

They used to live next door to me[00:01:45]

Y'know[00:01:46]

Until they got kicked out man[00:01:47]

Wha [00:01:49]

They got kicked out of the projects man [00:01:49]

Yeah you know what happened man [00:01:51]

They used ta live with all these midgets[00:01:52]

Y'know and da midgets used[00:01:54]

To make a lotta noise y'know[00:01:56]

Like pounding and hammering[00:01:57]

And pounding all night man[00:01:59]

Typical freaks huh [00:02:00]

Oh yeah man they were really freaks man[00:02:01]

As a matter of fact[00:02:04]

They all moved up north together y'know[00:02:05]

Oh they had to go[00:02:08]

Get their head together man [00:02:09]

Yeah get their head together[00:02:10]

And they started a commune y'know[00:02:11]

It was called the uh[00:02:13]

Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune[00:02:14]

It was a real famous one up there man[00:02:16]

And they used to sit around and groove[00:02:18]

All the time y'know [00:02:20]

Oh yeah [00:02:21]

Yeah a really good time man[00:02:22]

That sounds heavy [00:02:23]

Yeah they eat da brownies man[00:02:24]

And they drink da tea man[00:02:26]

And what they did most of da time[00:02:28]

Though was make a lotta goodies[00:02:29]

Y'know [00:02:31]

And they had everything they needed[00:02:31]

They only needed to come into town[00:02:33]

Maybe once year or something like that[00:02:34]

To pick up the welfare check[00:02:36]

And the food stamps right [00:02:37]

Yeah[00:02:39]

No no what they did man is that[00:02:40]

Once a year[00:02:41]

When they made all the goodies[00:02:42]

Y'know[00:02:43]

They used ta put 'em in a beeg[00:02:44]

Chopping bag and then[00:02:45]

They used ta take da[00:02:46]

Chopping bag and give and give 'em to all the[00:02:47]

Boys and girls all da way around da world man [00:02:49]

Hey well that's hip man[00:02:51]

That sounds real nice [00:02:52]

Oh yeah[00:02:54]

They were really nice people man[00:02:55]

And so much class man[00:02:56]

They had so much class y'know[00:02:58]

Like even take da way[00:02:59]

They used ta deliver da toys y'know[00:03:00]

It's like Santa Claus used ta have this[00:03:02]

Really charp chort man y'know [00:03:04]

It was lower to da ground[00:03:06]

Had twice-pipes candy-apple red and button top[00:03:08]

Oooo clean[00:03:11]

Hey that sounds like a hip snowmobile man [00:03:13]

No no it wasn't a snowmobile[00:03:15]

It was a sled y'know[00:03:16]

One of those big sleds y'know [00:03:18]

And he used ta have it pulled[00:03:19]

By some reindeers y'know like reindeers [00:03:21]

Some what man [00:03:23]

Some reindeers y'know[00:03:23]

He used ta hook them onto da sled[00:03:25]

And then he used ta stand up inside[00:03:26]

Da sled and hold on to da reins and[00:03:28]

Then call out their names like[00:03:30]

On Donner On Blitzen On Chewy On Tavo [00:03:31]

C'mon Becto [00:03:35]

And then the reindeers[00:03:37]

Used ta take off into da sky and[00:03:38]

Fly across da sky man [00:03:39]

Wow man That's far out man [00:03:41]

Yeah And then when they flied across da sky[00:03:44]

They used ta come down to places like[00:03:46]

Oh Chicago L A [00:03:48]

Nueva York and Pacoima and all those places[00:03:49]

Y'know[00:03:52]

And then land on top of people's roofs[00:03:52]

And then 'ol Santa[00:03:54]

Claus would make himself real small y'know[00:03:55]

Like a real small guy and[00:03:57]

He'd come down da chimney and[00:03:59]

Then he would give you all da stuff that he[00:04:00]

Made man And[00:04:02]

Dig this man[00:04:03]

He did it all in one night man[00:04:03]

Hey just a minute man [00:04:05]

Now how'd he do that man [00:04:07]

Oh well man he took da freeway[00:04:09]

How else man [00:04:10]

No man No man[00:04:11]

How'd he do all that other stuff man [00:04:13]

Like how'd he make himself small man[00:04:15]

And how'd he like[00:04:18]

How'd he get the reindeer[00:04:19]

Off the ground man [00:04:21]

Oh well man[00:04:22]

He had some magic dust man[00:04:24]

Some magic dust [00:04:26]

Yeah magic dust y'know [00:04:27]

He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer[00:04:29]

A little bit to Santa Claus[00:04:31]

A little bit more for Santa Claus[00:04:32]

A little bit more[00:04:34]

And this would get the reindeer off man [00:04:34]

Aw got 'em off man [00:04:37]

Are you kidding man [00:04:38]

They flew all da way around da world man [00:04:39]

Hey that's far out man [00:04:41]

Hey how come[00:04:44]

I've never met this dude man [00:04:45]

Oh man[00:04:47]

He doesn't do that bit anymore man[00:04:48]

It got too dangerous man[00:04:49]

Yeah I can dig that man[00:04:51]

'Cause that's a dangerous bit man [00:04:52]

Yeah lemme tell ya it sure was man[00:04:54]

Like just two years ago man[00:04:56]

He got stopped at the border y'know[00:04:57]

And they took him into another room[00:04:59]

And took off his clothes man[00:05:00]

And searched him and searched his bag of[00:05:01]

Goodies man[00:05:03]

And then when he was leaving man[00:05:04]

He was flying through[00:05:06]

The air and somebody took a chot[00:05:07]

And his reindeer y'know[00:05:08]

Aw that's a drag man[00:05:09]

Yeah it really was man[00:05:10]

And then man he went down South man[00:05:11]

And they tried to cut off his hair and[00:05:13]

His beard man[00:05:15]

And all the time[00:05:16]

He was getting stopped and[00:05:17]

Pulled over and asked for his id man[00:05:18]

Just everywhere he went[00:05:20]

He ran into too much recession man[00:05:22]

No man you mean he ran into[00:05:24]

Too much repression man [00:05:26]

Aw "repression"[00:05:28]

"Recession"[00:05:29]

Man it's all da same thing man [00:05:29]

Yeah man But it's a drag man[00:05:31]

'Cause we could sure use a dude[00:05:33]

Like that right now [00:05:35]

Oh he still comes around man [00:05:36]

Oh yeah [00:05:38]

Yeah but he comes in disguises now[00:05:38]

Aw he went "underground" [00:05:41]

Yeah "underground" man [00:05:42]

I can dig it [00:05:44]

Yeah But you ought to see his disguise man[00:05:45]

Nobody would ever know it was him man[00:05:47]

Oh yeah [00:05:49]

Yeah [00:05:49]

He's got a job in front of[00:05:50]

Da department store ringing this bell[00:05:51]

And playing this tambourine[00:05:52]

Next to this black pot y'know [00:05:53]

Aw I seen the dude man [00:05:55]

Yeah You know who[00:05:57]

I'm talking about man [00:05:58]

Yeah man I played with[00:05:59]

That cat last year man [00:06:00]

Wha [00:06:02]

Yeah we played in front of a store man [00:06:03]

We made a lot of bread man [00:06:05]

Aw hey wait a Santa Claus is not a musician man [00:06:06]

I'm hip man [00:06:09]

That cat didn't know any tunes man [00:06:10]

Oh hey wait a minute man[00:06:12]

No he's not hip to that at all man [00:06:13]

No I played with this dude man [00:06:15]

Are you sure man [00:06:17]

Positive[00:06:19]