《Technical Foul》歌词

歌曲： Technical Foul

所属专辑：Eight Crazy Nights (Original Movie Soundtrack)

歌手： Adam Sandler

时长： 03:39

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Technical Foul (Album Version) - Adam Sandler[00:00:00]

Written by：Adam Sandler/Allen Covert/Brooks Arthur/Brad Isaacs/Steve Brill[00:00:00]

Look you've got to understand[00:00:00]

It s just been me and eleanor for sixty seven years[00:00:01]

So she gets nervous around strangers[00:00:04]

I wouldn't show that picture to any one[00:00:07]

Or they might try to take you two[00:00:09]

Guys back to the laboratory ahh[00:00:10]

Listen we got rules in this house and you better follow[00:00:12]

Them or you'll find yourself fatty yeah yeah yeah[00:00:15]

This might be harder then I thought[00:00:19]

If you're coming from street with dirty shoes on your feet[00:00:22]

That's a technical foul[00:00:26]

If you switch the radio to some modern music show[00:00:29]

That's a technical foul[00:00:33]

If you don't shut the door after using the fridgerator[00:00:37]

That s a technical foul a technical foul[00:00:44]

If you touch the thermostat you'll get hit with a bat[00:00:52]

'Cause that's a technical foul you'll feel my wrath[00:00:55]

If your hair clogs the drain you'll know the meaning of pain[00:00:59]

'Cause that's a technical foul I'll show you no mercy[00:01:03]

Oh[00:01:06]

This is such bullsh*t hey in this house we say bull spit[00:01:07]

Or it s a technical foul a technical foul[00:01:14]

Let me get this straight[00:01:18]

You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night[00:01:19]

Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks[00:01:22]

You got it bub or you can go rot in the gutter[00:01:25]

It's up to you yankee doodle[00:01:28]

Well I don t want to do that[00:01:30]

But let me run a few questions by you[00:01:31]

So I don t screw up accidentally[00:01:32]

If I don't spray lysol after moving a bowel[00:01:36]

That's a technical foul okay[00:01:40]

If I decide to wash my ass with your monogrammed towel[00:01:43]

That's a technical foul[00:01:47]

Please say hieney[00:01:49]

If I make fun of your crazy feeties[00:01:51]

Or give sugar cookies to miss diabetes[00:01:55]

That's not only technical foul but possibly a homicide[00:01:58]

Can I sleep past three[00:02:07]

If you do you'll get a t[00:02:09]

Take a wish in those flowers[00:02:11]

I'll say hit the showers[00:02:13]

Use this horn as a bong[00:02:14]

Adios tommy chong[00:02:16]

Make some long distance calls[00:02:18]

You'll get a kick in the balls[00:02:20]

Can I walk around with my morning erection[00:02:22]

If you want an automatic ejection[00:02:26]

'Cause that's a technical foul[00:02:30]

But I'd like to see it anyway just kiddin'[00:02:32]

There are certain rules which apply in one's life[00:02:39]

With your sister friends or imaginary wife[00:02:42]

I can't believe I haven't killed myself[00:02:46]

Here with wigs magee and a fury elf[00:02:50]

She's ironic and he's a troll[00:02:54]

How did my life get stuck in this sh*t hole[00:02:58]

Guess I have to deal with your demands[00:03:02]

But please don't touch me with your alien hands[00:03:05]

I got no right to growl[00:03:10]

The whistle she's on the prowl[00:03:13]

Without my wig I look like an owl[00:03:17]

Woh woh[00:03:20]

Oh my god don't laugh at her[00:03:21]

Or it's a technical foul[00:03:23]

A technical foul[00:03:27]

A technical foul[00:03:30]