所属专辑:What the Hell Happened to Me? (Explicit)
时长: 05:23
Adam sandler[00:00:02]
What the hell happened to me[00:00:02]
Do it for your mama[00:00:03]
Performed by adam sandler frank judd jon katie and brooks arthur[00:00:04]
J n:i can make a bigger splash than you[00:00:09]
Jimmy:oh yeahgive it a shot[00:00:10]
J n:can opener[00:00:12]
Jimmy:manthat one was huge[00:00:14]
J n:you go[00:00:16]
Jimmy:ahhhhjacknife[00:00:16]
Tracy:that was a dudjimmy[00:00:16]
Jimmy:shutuptracy[00:00:17]
Tracy:you shutup[00:00:17]
Momma:lunch time kids[00:00:18]
Momma:i made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantelope[00:00:21]
I figured you could eat a little food and and then maybe play with yer cock and balls fer a while[00:00:24]
J n:i'm just gonna eatmom[00:00:29]
Momma:all right[00:00:30]
And then maybe a little lateryou can play with yer cock and balls fer momma[00:00:31]
J n:i don't think so[00:00:34]
Momma:ok[00:00:36]
Slow down jimmyyer already halfway done with yer sandwhich[00:00:36]
You're gonna get a belly ache[00:00:39]
Jimmy:no I'm not[00:00:41]
I'm hungry[00:00:42]
Momma:i knowbut you shouldn't so fast[00:00:42]
You're rushing honeyyou're gonna choke[00:00:45]
Put down your sandwhich and beat off your cock and balls for a little bit[00:00:47]
Pace yourself[00:00:51]
Jimmy:oh god[00:00:52]
Momma:tracydo you want some fruit or a sandwhich[00:00:54]
Tracy:no momi'm trying to lose weight[00:00:57]
Guy said I'm getting fat[00:00:59]
Momma:what you look beautiful honey[00:01:00]
He's crazy[00:01:04]
Tracy:guy said last summer I looked better in a bathing suitso I'm gonna try to lose like three or four pounds[00:01:05]
Momma:awwwsweetheart[00:01:10]
You've got so much to learn[00:01:10]
Guy doesn't want you to lose weightbaby[00:01:13]
It's just his way of telling you he wants you to smack around his cock and balls some more[00:01:15]
Y he's got some balls and some cock[00:01:21]
You gotta stroke his schlong or at least bite his nuts[00:01:24]
Tracy:mom[00:01:29]
Momma:you're scaredaren't ya honey[00:01:30]
You want momma to help you momma will stroke guy's penis for him[00:01:31]
No one has to know[00:01:35]
I'll sneak in when it's dark[00:01:36]
Tracy:no momplease[00:01:38]
Momma:you don't know how to tug on the cock and balls you need momma to show you get me a carrotsweetheart[00:01:38]
Where are you going[00:01:44]
J n:momwhere's the suntan lotion[00:01:45]
Momma:it's under the chair baby[00:01:46]
You gonna lube up yer cock and balls and wack it for a little bit[00:01:48]
J n:uhhno[00:01:52]
I'm just going to put some on my face so I don't get sunburnt[00:01:52]
Momma:smart thinking honey[00:01:54]
And while yer at it you can put some on your brother's ding dong and knock around his nuts for him[00:01:55]
Jimmy:mom[00:02:01]
Momma:what jimmy[00:02:01]
Why don't you let your brother wack your cock and nuts for a little bit[00:02:01]
You're not playing with them right now so why not let him[00:02:04]
Sharebaby[00:02:08]
Jimmy:you're weird mom I'm going swimming[00:02:08]
Momma:ohyou shouldn't swim for a half an hour[00:02:11]
I read that[00:02:13]
Jimmy:why[00:02:15]
Momma:because you just atehoney[00:02:15]
And you'll get cramps[00:02:17]
Why don't you just lay on the side of the pool and jiggle your balls for momma[00:02:18]
Jimmy:it's ok[00:02:22]
I'll stay in the shallow end[00:02:23]
Momma:okbaby[00:02:24]
But don't hurt yourself with that big juicy hog of yours[00:02:25]
Jimmy:heyj n[00:02:28]
Throw me that frisby[00:02:29]
J n:here whoops[00:02:30]
Jimmy:nice throw[00:02:33]
Right over the fence and into the chasen's yard[00:02:34]
Momma:don't get all huffy puffy[00:02:35]
I'll get it[00:02:37]
Momma will make everything all right[00:02:38]
J n[00:02:40]
You watch jimmy and make sure he's safe in that water[00:02:40]
J n:okma[00:02:43]
Momma:and if you want you can beat your cock and balls[00:02:44]
Hi mr chasen[00:02:47]
Mr chasen:ohhi emily[00:02:48]
How are you[00:02:49]
Momma:ohthe boys threw the frisbee over the fence again[00:02:50]
And there it is under the bush[00:02:52]
Mr chasen:I'll get it for you[00:02:54]
Momma:sorry[00:02:55]
Thank you[00:02:55]
And while your under that bushwhy don't you jack around your cock and balls for yourself[00:02:57]
You can stare at my jugs and play with that healthy wang of yours[00:03:01]
Mr chasen:noI'll just[00:03:05]
I'll just get your frisbee[00:03:06]
Momma:all right baby[00:03:07]
Mr chasen:here you go[00:03:07]
Momma:thank you[00:03:09]
Thanks[00:03:10]
Thank mr chasenboys[00:03:10]
Boys:thanks mr chasen[00:03:12]
Mr chasen:you're welcome fellas[00:03:14]
Momma:have a good day[00:03:15]
Ohand and tell your son tommyif he wants to come over later and play with his cock and balls with the kids he's always welcome[00:03:16]
I don't know what happened with[00:03:22]
And the boys but they don't seem to be friendly anymore[00:03:24]
Mr chasen:I'll do that emily[00:03:26]
Momma:all right[00:03:27]
He's got a big one[00:03:28]
You know that[00:03:29]
Momma:tracy you're boyfriend guy's car just pulled up[00:03:31]
Tracy:ok mom[00:03:34]
Please don't embarass me[00:03:35]
Momma:everything embarasses you at this agebut I'll do my best[00:03:37]
Don't worry[00:03:39]
Guy:is it ok to come in[00:03:41]
Tracy:come on back here guy[00:03:42]
Momma:oh[00:03:44]
Tracy:thanks for coming over[00:03:44]
Momma:nice to see you guy[00:03:45]
Guy:hi mrs tucker[00:03:46]
Momma:why don't you go for a swim with the others[00:03:47]
Guy:i didn't bring a bathing suit with me[00:03:49]
Momma:oh no you don't need a bathing suit[00:03:51]
Just pull off your clothes and let your cock and balls feel the nice warm water[00:03:53]
Guy:uhhhthat's okmrs[00:03:57]
Tucker[00:03:58]
Momma:come on pull out your cock and balls[00:03:58]
The water's heated[00:04:00]
You'll love it[00:04:01]
Tracy:mom stop it now[00:04:02]
Momma:what are you talking abouthoney this way his balls are outyou can stroke his ding dong in front of all of us[00:04:04]
Come onpull out that hog of yours[00:04:09]
I wanna see it anyways[00:04:11]
I wa[00:04:13]
Now what my daughter's been stroking[00:04:13]
Tracy:mom stop it[00:04:15]
Momma:in facteverybodypull out your cock and balls and rub it for momma[00:04:18]
Play with yourself[00:04:20]
It'll be good[00:04:21]
Everyone[00:04:22]
Wack away[00:04:22]
J n:you're sick mom I'm leaving[00:04:23]
Jimmy:i'm going to billy's house[00:04:25]
I can't take this anymore[00:04:26]
Guy:come onlet's go[00:04:27]
Tracy:you've humiliated me and guy[00:04:28]
We are so outta here[00:04:30]
Momma:what did I do what is the matter with you all come back here you're ruining the day it's so beautiful out[00:04:31]
This is too much of a[00:04:39]
I can't take these kids anymore[00:04:41]
Grandma:hello[00:04:48]
Momma:mommait's mei'm very upset[00:04:48]
Grandma:ohwhat's the matterbaby[00:04:50]
Momma:the kids are yelling at me and they left me here all alone[00:04:52]
Grandma:did you tell them the kids to play with their cock and balls[00:04:55]
Momma:i told them to play with their cock and balls[00:04:57]
Grandma:and what did they say[00:04:59]
Momma:they don't wanna play with them anymore[00:05:00]
Grandma:why don't they wanna play with them anymore[00:05:02]
Momma:i don't understand[00:05:03]
They've got cock and balls[00:05:05]
They should play with them[00:05:06]
Grandma:poppy always loves when I play with his cock and balls[00:05:07]
Momma:you smack around daddy's cock stillwhy shouldn't they beat theirs[00:05:09]
Grandma:tell them to come over to grandma's house[00:05:13]
I'll play with their cock and balls[00:05:14]
Momma:oh momma[00:05:16]