《The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions(Explicit)

所属专辑：They’re All Gonna Laugh at You! (Explicit)

歌手： Adam Sandler

时长： 02:15

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And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college [00:00:00]

Dean Well Michael I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall [00:00:05]

Buffoon I got a snake man [00:00:14]

Dean Yes pets are welcome here on campus Be it the traditional dog or cat or even the occasional reptile [00:00:16]

Buffoon One time I fed it some beer man It was slithering this way and that It was all f**ked up [00:00:23]

Dean I'm sure it was Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus [00:00:31]

Buffoon F**kin' Sh*t [00:00:38]

Dean Yes that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy So tell me a little bit more about your background [00:00:40]

Buffoon My father's a f**king asshole man [00:00:46]

Dean Hmm I see Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son [00:00:49]

Buffoon My mother's a piece of sh*t too [00:00:55]

Dean Well I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn [00:00:58]

Buffoon My teacher in high school was a stupid b**ch man She had her head way up her a** [00:01:05]

Dean Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school [00:01:13]

Buffoon Your secretary's a real fat b**ch man [00:01:19]

Dean Yes she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success [00:01:23]

Buffoon I had diarhea last month I had to sh*t all f**king day [00:01:28]

Dean Uh huh Well we all get the occasional stomach bug never a pleasurable experience So have you given any thought to your choice of major [00:01:34]

Buffoon I've got a big f**king boner right now [00:01:43]

Dean I see Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension I do not take offense [00:01:46]

Buffoon One time I ate my neighbors sh*t [00:01:54]

Dean That's understandable Well I enjoyed meeting you We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month [00:01:57]

Buffoon I bet you got really hairy balls [00:02:04]

Dean Yes it's a veritable forest down there Bye bye[00:02:07]