所属专辑:They’re All Gonna Laugh at You! (Explicit)
歌手: Adam Sandler
时长: 02:21
Speaking through a microphone:[00:00:00]
Good morning students and faculty[00:00:05]
If I could have your attention please[00:00:07]
As you may or may not know[00:00:09]
Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection[00:00:12]
Leaving me assistant principal Dunbar[00:00:18]
As the school's lone administrator for the next few days[00:00:21]
Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same[00:00:28]
There will be some additional regulations you must also follow[00:00:34]
Number one[00:00:41]
Smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods[00:00:42]
Number two[00:00:50]
The girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office[00:00:51]
Where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself[00:00:58]
Number three[00:01:07]
While showering none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia[00:01:08]
Eye contact with me is also prohibited[00:01:19]
Number four[00:01:24]
Girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm[00:01:25]
Number five[00:01:33]
While I am ejaculating the boys gymnastic team must undress each other[00:01:35]
Spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until I have completed ejaculating[00:01:42]
Finally rule number six[00:01:52]
Any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended[00:01:55]
Unless they are masturbating[00:02:03]
If you have any questions about these new regulations[00:02:06]
I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my a*s[00:02:12]
Good day[00:02:19]