《Fo Funky Stories((Explicit))》歌词

歌曲： Fo Funky Stories((Explicit))

所属专辑：Get Ready To Roll

歌手： Rodney O & Joe Cooley

时长： 04:55

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Fo Funky Stories - Rodney O & Joe Cooley[00:00:00]

Written by：Joe Cooley/Rodney O[00:00:01]

On the south side Rodney O was now cruising[00:00:14]

All of a sudden my car stops moving[00:00:17]

Could I be outta gas hell no[00:00:19]

Last night I filled up at Texaco[00:00:21]

Popped the hood smoke started coming up[00:00:24]

Looked around and some punks started running up[00:00:26]

Reached into the car under the drivers seat[00:00:28]

Showed the metal and they took off down the street[00:00:30]

Then I said to myself I better find a phone[00:00:33]

Better yet I better not leave my car alone[00:00:35]

You know what's up when they be smoking the rocks[00:00:37]

Come back and your car be on crates or blocks[00:00:39]

Yo Rodney O won't go out like a biscuit[00:00:42]

Better call triple a to come fix it[00:00:44]

With all that went wrong looks like I lucked up[00:00:47]

From down the street driving up was a toe truck[00:00:49]

Flagged him down got the 40 dollar hook up[00:00:51]

Hit the car now it's time for me to book up[00:00:54]

Rolling out then I looked to my left[00:00:56]

Saw the punks from before jacking somebody else[00:00:58]

Funky stories[00:01:00]

Fo' funky stories[00:01:05]

1 down 3 more to go yo[00:01:08]

Playing some ball at the neighborhood jam[00:01:10]

Feeling good cause every shot is going in[00:01:12]

I hit the winning basket and I holler out game[00:01:14]

Get off the court and remember my name[00:01:17]

But in through the door comes brother Joe Acker[00:01:19]

Plays basketball like a middle linebacker[00:01:21]

Shoes worn out socks to his knees[00:01:24]

Smelling like Bengay rollick up his sleeves[00:01:26]

Yo who got next he starts asking[00:01:28]

Everybody knows brother Joe is good for hacking[00:01:31]

Now he's slapping on my arm when I dribble[00:01:33]

I'm getting mad and I'm frowning up a little[00:01:35]

But I try to stay calm and all that[00:01:38]

But next time down the court he jumps all over my back[00:01:40]

Yo what's up wit all that why don't you play right[00:01:42]

Cause if you ain't we can have a fist fight[00:01:45]

He runs down the court like it was nothing[00:01:47]

I run up to him cause I ain't roughing[00:01:49]

But he got the ball and made a shot[00:01:52]

Everybody's laughing now I'm calling for the rock[00:01:54]

I take brother Joe to the hoop real strong[00:01:56]

And this time he got hit the stomach wrong[00:01:59]

He lost his air and fell down[00:02:01]

I jumped in the air double pumped and I threw it down[00:02:03]

After that I had nothing to say[00:02:06]

Cause I knew brother Joe was done for the day[00:02:08]

Four funky stories[00:02:10]

Two down two more to go[00:02:13]

In the city one night me and drew was rolling out[00:02:15]

Heading to the store playing music was bowling out[00:02:17]

Got pulled over don't know why and for what[00:02:20]

Cop came to window and I said what's up[00:02:22]

Where ya going son lemme see ID[00:02:24]

And you're registration for this SCC[00:02:26]

What's the big deal did I run a red light[00:02:29]

Or do you just gotta mess with someone tonight[00:02:31]

He said don't get smart I'll write you up a citation[00:02:33]

I said go ahead cause my time you're wasting[00:02:36]

And if you want you can search my Benz[00:02:38]

So call for backup and invite ya friends[00:02:40]

The cop got mad and said I'll let you go[00:02:43]

I said I know cause ya can't fade Rodney O[00:02:45]

Funky stories[00:02:47]

Three down one more to go yo[00:02:51]

Hadda date with a fly cutie that I just met[00:02:52]

She let me on like she was soft and wet[00:02:54]

So I wanted to hook up A.S.A.P[00:02:57]

And after the date get the goods immediately[00:02:59]

She told me on the phone everything was her treat[00:03:01]

She was gonna pick me up and take me out to eat[00:03:04]

I gave her the directions to my place[00:03:06]

But I took the wad just in case[00:03:08]

And it was on meaning too good to be true[00:03:11]

Reservation for two with a romantic view[00:03:13]

Picked up the menu then I put it down[00:03:15]

I didn't know we was in the hottest place in town[00:03:18]

But she smiled and looked at me like it was OK[00:03:20]

That's when I knew I'd be ordering 'til the next day[00:03:23]

We made a toast friends for a long time[00:03:25]

Knowing that later on I was gonna get mine[00:03:27]

But I played the role real smooth[00:03:30]

Acting like I wasn't even in the mood[00:03:33]

And when it came time for the check[00:03:35]

The waiter came back and said the card was rejected[00:03:37]

No sweat she pulled out another one[00:03:39]

So I kicked back cause I was having fun[00:03:41]

Waiter came back same routine[00:03:44]

I was on a date with a credit card queen[00:03:46]

She left the table and went to the powder room[00:03:48]

How come girls can never say bathroom[00:03:50]

But anyway she was gone for 20 minutes[00:03:53]

The waiter thought that this was a plan and I was in it[00:03:55]

I realized she was gone so I paid the tab[00:03:58]

Went outside so I could call me a cab[00:04:00]

I never saw the girl but I fell in love again[00:04:02]

Cause[00:04:04]

The cab driver happened to be my ex girlfriend[00:04:05]

Funky stories[00:04:08]

Four down no more to go[00:04:14]

No more to go[00:04:25]