《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

歌曲： The Real Slim Shady

所属专辑：The Marshall Mathers LP

歌手： Eminem

时长： 04:44

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May I have your attention please[00:00:02]

大家安静一下[00:00:05]

May I have your attention please[00:00:05]

听好了[00:00:08]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:08]

请 Slim Shady 站起来[00:00:12]

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:12]

我再说一遍请 Slim Shady站起来[00:00:17]

We're going to have a problem here[00:00:17]

你们看着都像第一次见到白人歌手那样[00:00:18]

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:18]

看起来有麻烦了[00:00:18]

(Verse 1)[00:00:18]

第1节[00:00:20]

jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door[00:00:20]

下巴着地,像Pam那样看见Tommy冲进门[00:00:23]

started whoopin her ass worse than before[00:00:23]

然后比以前更疯狂的抽她的屁股[00:00:25]

they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)[00:00:25]

他们离婚了Pam把家具扔得到处乱飞[00:00:27]

It's the return of the[00:00:27]

这不是XX的回归啊不对不可能你肯定在开玩笑[00:00:28]

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he[00:00:28]

啊不对不可能你肯定在开玩笑[00:00:32]

And Dr Dre said[00:00:32]

然后Dr.Dre说[00:00:33]

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)[00:00:33]

什么都没说你被耍了笨蛋[00:00:37]

Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:37]

女权主义者都爱我[00:00:38]

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him[00:00:38]

因为他满口都是女人[00:00:40]

look at him walking around grabbing his you know what[00:00:40]

瞧瞧他那鬼样子我受够他了走来走去抓着他的敏感部位[00:00:43]

limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though[00:00:43]

正在惹怒你知道的[00:00:45]

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:45]

对,我估计我脑袋里几颗螺丝钉松了[00:00:48]

but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms[00:00:48]

但是比起你爸妈在卧室里发生的事情都是小巫见大巫[00:00:50]

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose[00:00:50]

有时候,我想在电视上说出我的心声但是我不能这么做[00:00:52]

but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose[00:00:52]

你看干一头死了的驼鹿对于Tom Green来说是很酷的[00:00:55]

my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:00:55]

快来跪舔[00:00:57]

and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:57]

如果我幸运的话，我猜我能得到一个吻[00:00:59]

and that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:00:59]

以上就是我们传输给孩子们的东西[00:01:02]

and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is[00:01:02]

然后我们却指望他们不知女人的阴X是什么[00:01:04]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:04]

但他们肯定会知道做爱是什么东西[00:01:05]

by the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:05]

因为当他们上四年级的时候[00:01:07]

they got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:07]

会看探索频道对吗[00:01:09]

We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:09]

我们不过只是哺乳类动物罢了噢不其实有些是食人族[00:01:12]

who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:12]

他们会把人像哈密瓜那样斩开[00:01:14]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:14]

但是既然我们可以干死去的羚羊[00:01:15]

then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:15]

那让两个男人私奔也就没什么说头了[00:01:18]

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:18]

如果你和我的想法一样,我有一个办法[00:01:20]

Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:20]

我才是Slim Shady[00:01:22]

I'm Slim Shady[00:01:22]

女人们挥舞你们的内裤挥动起来然后一起来合唱[00:01:22]

(Chorus)[00:01:22]

合唱[00:01:23]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:23]

我才是那个白人说唱之神[00:01:24]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:24]

而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了[00:01:27]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:01:27]

所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来[00:01:28]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:28]

站起来站起来[00:01:31]

becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:01:31]

我才是Slim Shady[00:01:32]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:32]

我才是那个白人说唱之神[00:01:34]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:34]

而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了[00:01:36]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:01:36]

所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来[00:01:37]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:37]

Will Smith说他在歌里面从来不爆粗口[00:01:40]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records[00:01:40]

站起来站起来[00:01:41]

(Verse 2)[00:01:41]

第2节[00:01:43]

Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too[00:01:43]

不过我会爆,所以去你妈的[00:01:45]

You think I give a damm about a Grammy[00:01:45]

你认为我会特别在乎格莱美奖[00:01:47]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:47]

你们音乐评论家中一半以上的根本不鸟我[00:01:50]

But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:50]

可是Slim你赢了怎么办,那不是会很奇怪[00:01:52]

Why So you guys can just lie to get me here[00:01:52]

奇怪什么那样你们就可以骗我到这里[00:01:54]

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears[00:01:54]

就可以把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边[00:01:57]

Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:57]

那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位[00:01:59]

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[00:01:59]

这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst 旁边[00:02:01]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:01]

然后听他们争论Christina更喜欢谁[00:02:04]

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV[00:02:04]

你这小婊子,在MTV上把我撤下来透透气[00:02:06]

yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe[00:02:06]

他确实很可爱不过他已经和Kim结婚了嘿嘿[00:02:08]

I should download her audio on mp3[00:02:08]

我应该把她的歌下到MP3上[00:02:10]

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D (scream)[00:02:10]

然后秀给世界看她如何给我[00:02:12]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me[00:02:12]

我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩们你们整天就会烦我[00:02:16]

So I've been sent here to destroy you[00:02:16]

所以我是来搞砸你们的[00:02:18]

And theres a million of us just like me[00:02:18]

因为这世界上像我这样的人有千千万万[00:02:19]

Who cuss like me[00:02:19]

像我这样爆粗口[00:02:20]

Who just don't give a fuck like me[00:02:20]

像我一样啥也不在乎[00:02:22]

Who dress like me[00:02:22]

像我这样穿着肥大的HIPHOP衣服[00:02:23]

Walk talk and act like me[00:02:23]

像我这样举止怪异[00:02:24]

It just might be the next best thing[00:02:24]

它可能会成为下一个最好的事情[00:02:26]

But not quite me[00:02:26]

但永远都不会是我[00:02:27]

(Chorus)[00:02:27]

合唱[00:02:27]

I'm Slim Shady[00:02:27]

我才是Slim Shady[00:02:27]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:27]

我才是那个白人说唱之神[00:02:29]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:29]

而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了[00:02:31]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:02:31]

所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来[00:02:32]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:32]

站起来站起来[00:02:36]

becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:02:36]

我才是Slim Shady[00:02:37]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:37]

我才是那个白人说唱之神[00:02:38]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:38]

而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了[00:02:40]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:02:40]

所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来[00:02:41]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:41]

听我说唱是一种精神享受[00:02:45]

I'm like a headtrip to listen to[00:02:45]

站起来站起来[00:02:45]

(Verse 3)[00:02:45]

第3节[00:02:46]

Cause I'm only giving you[00:02:46]

因为只有我会向你们献上[00:02:47]

things you joke about with your friends inside your living room[00:02:47]

一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里头笑话的东西[00:02:50]

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll[00:02:50]

唯一不同的是,我在你们面前有种说出来[00:02:52]

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all[00:02:52]

而且我不用掩饰[00:02:55]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:55]

我只是拿到一个麦克风前吐出真言[00:02:56]

And whether you like to admit it (rip)[00:02:56]

不管你喜不喜欢我都把这它大声的唱出来[00:02:58]

I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there[00:02:58]

我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都NB[00:03:01]

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums[00:03:01]

这就是为什么这帮小孩买我的专辑就像嗑药一样上瘾[00:03:03]

Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30[00:03:03]

真滑稽因为我已经30岁了[00:03:06]

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty[00:03:06]

而且我会是唯一一个在护士房里泡妞的人[00:03:08]

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking[00:03:08]

捏那些护士的屁股然后和Jergens一块儿打手枪[00:03:10]

But this whole bag of viagra isn't working[00:03:10]

可是一整袋子的伟哥都没卵用[00:03:12]

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'[00:03:12]

其实超级巨星可能就隐藏在我们之中[00:03:15]

He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings[00:03:15]

他可能在汉堡王工作在你的洋葱圈上吐痰[00:03:17]

Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:17]

或者在一个停车场里开着车转圈[00:03:19]

screaming I don't give a fuck[00:03:19]

叫着"我才不管那么多[00:03:20]

With his windows down and system up[00:03:20]

然后摇下车窗[00:03:22]

So will the real Shady please stand up[00:03:22]

所以请真正的Slim Shady站起来吧[00:03:24]

and put one of those fingures on each hand up[00:03:24]

把中指竖起来[00:03:26]

and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:26]

再为自己的完全失控骄傲不已[00:03:29]

and one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:29]

用你最响的声音再来一次,那句话怎么说的来着[00:03:31]

(Chorus)[00:03:31]

合唱[00:03:31]

Cuz I'm Slim Shady[00:03:31]

我才是Slim Shady[00:03:32]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:32]

我才是那个白人说唱之神[00:03:33]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:33]

而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了[00:03:35]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:35]

所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来[00:03:37]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:37]

站起来吧站起来吧[00:03:40]

becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:03:40]

我才是Slim Shady[00:03:41]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:41]

我才是那个白人说唱之神[00:03:42]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:42]

而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了[00:03:45]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:03:45]

所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来[00:03:46]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:46]

站起来吧站起来吧[00:03:49]

I'm Slim Shady[00:03:49]

我才是Slim Shady[00:03:50]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:50]

我才是那个白人说唱之神[00:03:51]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:51]

而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了[00:03:54]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:54]

所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来[00:03:55]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:55]

站起来 引爆全场[00:03:58]

becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:03:58]

因为我才是Slim Shady[00:04:00]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:00]

我才是那个白人说唱之神[00:04:01]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:01]

而你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罢了[00:04:03]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:03]

所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来[00:04:04]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:04]

站起来 high爆全场[00:04:09]

The End[00:04:09]

结束[00:04:12]