所属专辑:What’s Your Name? (Explicit)
歌手: Adam Sandler
时长: 04:04
Corduroy Blues (Album Version) - Adam Sandler[00:00:00]
When I was a boy[00:00:17]
There was no limit to what I could eat[00:00:19]
Shake after shake after shake after shake[00:00:22]
Followed by all kinds of red meat[00:00:25]
Metabolism runnin' around so fast[00:00:28]
My body never gained to weight[00:00:30]
That pissed off all my mom ma's friends[00:00:33]
And made my big boned sister irate[00:00:36]
But now I'm a man[00:00:39]
And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt[00:00:40]
'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone[00:00:44]
I'm to embarrassed to remove my shirt[00:00:47]
What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay[00:00:50]
Made a fat motherf**ker outta me[00:00:54]
What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay[00:01:01]
Made a fat motherf**ker outta me[00:01:05]
And all them cookies I been munching lately[00:01:13]
My feets are becoming difficult to see[00:01:16]
I believe it was my daddy[00:01:24]
Who led me to this eating disease[00:01:26]
By calling me the little candy ass[00:01:29]
When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese[00:01:32]
Or maybe it was my mom ma[00:01:35]
Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods[00:01:37]
Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet[00:01:41]
Would I get to see mom ma's good moods[00:01:43]
They said eat this they said eat that[00:01:46]
To stay skinny there was no chance[00:01:49]
And now when I walk I hear corduroy[00:01:52]
Even though I ain't wearing pants[00:01:54]
What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay[00:01:57]
Made a fat motherf**ker outta me[00:02:01]
You fat f**k you fat f**k[00:02:03]
What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay[00:02:08]
Made a fat motherf**ker outta me[00:02:12]
You fat f**k you fat f**k[00:02:15]
And all that ice cream I been eating lately[00:02:20]
My chins alone weight 203[00:02:23]
The diet starts tomorrow[00:02:34]
I have a grapefruit for breakfast[00:02:37]
For lunch a bown of white rice[00:02:39]
Dinnertime it's a salt less potato[00:02:42]
I ain't allowed no spice[00:02:45]
If this diet's gonna work[00:02:48]
Tonight I can't eat no more[00:02:50]
Just go to sleep I say to myself[00:02:53]
As I close the bedroom door[00:02:56]
Two in the morning I wake up to piss[00:02:59]
My belly's hungry and achin'[00:03:02]
Tiptoe to the kitchen f**k the diet[00:03:05]
Bring on the chips flavored with bacon[00:03:07]
What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay[00:03:10]
Made a fat motherf**ker outta me[00:03:14]
What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay[00:03:21]
Make a tub o' shit outta me[00:03:25]
And all them crumb cakes I been eating lately[00:03:33]
I should bought stock in Sara Lee[00:03:36]
Sara Lee[00:03:39]
Sara Lee[00:03:40]
Sara Lee[00:03:42]
Sara Lee[00:03:43]
Sara Lee[00:03:44]
Sara Lee[00:03:46]
Sara Lee[00:03:47]