所属专辑:Avenue Q
时长: 02:59
The Internet is For Porn - Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon[00:00:00]
Written by:T. BERGLING/EBERT [00:00:00]
Finally[00:00:00]
I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself[00:00:01]
And I'm gonna teach something relevant[00:00:05]
Something modern[00:00:07]
The internet[00:00:09]
Oh[00:00:10]
The internet is really really great[00:00:10]
For porn[00:00:14]
I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait[00:00:16]
For porn[00:00:19]
What[00:00:20]
There's always some new site[00:00:21]
For porn[00:00:23]
I browse all day and night[00:00:23]
For porn[00:00:25]
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light[00:00:26]
For porn[00:00:30]
Trekkie[00:00:31]
The internet is for porn[00:00:31]
The internet is for porn[00:00:34]
What are you doing[00:00:36]
Why you think the net was born[00:00:37]
Porn porn porn[00:00:39]
Trekkie oh hello good monster[00:00:42]
You are ruining my song[00:00:45]
Oh me sorry me no mean to[00:00:47]
Well if you wouldn't mind please being[00:00:49]
Quiet for a minute so I can finish[00:00:51]
Okey dokey[00:00:53]
Good[00:00:54]
I'm glad we have this new technology[00:00:55]
For porn oop[00:00:59]
Which gives us untold opportunity[00:01:00]
For porn ooops sorry[00:01:04]
From your own desktop[00:01:06]
For p[00:01:07]
You can research browse and shop[00:01:08]
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop[00:01:11]
For porn[00:01:14]
Trekkie[00:01:15]
The internet is for porn[00:01:16]
No[00:01:18]
The internet is for porn[00:01:18]
Trekie[00:01:20]
Me up all night honking me[00:01:21]
Horn to porn porn porn[00:01:23]
That's gross[00:01:26]
You're a pervert[00:01:29]
Ahh sticks and stones kate monster[00:01:30]
No really[00:01:32]
You're a pervert[00:01:34]
Normal people[00:01:35]
Don't sit at home[00:01:36]
And look at porn on the internet[00:01:37]
Ohhhhh[00:01:39]
What[00:01:41]
You have no idea[00:01:42]
Ready normal people[00:01:45]
Ready[00:01:46]
Ready[00:01:47]
Ready[00:01:48]
Lemme hear it[00:01:48]
The internet is for porn[00:01:49]
Sorry kate[00:01:50]
The internet is for porn[00:01:51]
I mast**bate[00:01:53]
All these guys unzip their flies for[00:01:54]
Porn porn porn[00:01:57]
The internet is caught for porn[00:01:58]
Hold on a second[00:02:00]
Wha[00:02:02]
Now I happen to know for a fact that you[00:02:03]
Rod[00:02:06]
Check your portfolio and trade stocks online[00:02:06]
That's correct[00:02:09]
And brian you buy things on amazon dot com[00:02:10]
Sure[00:02:14]
And gary you[00:02:15]
Keep selling your possessions on ebay[00:02:17]
Yes I do[00:02:19]
And princeton[00:02:21]
You[00:02:21]
Sent me that sweet online birthday card[00:02:22]
True[00:02:25]
Oh but kate[00:02:26]
What you think he do[00:02:27]
After[00:02:29]
Hmmm[00:02:30]
Yeah[00:02:31]
Ewww[00:02:32]
The internet is for porn[00:02:34]
Hello[00:02:36]
The internet is for porn[00:02:36]
I hate porn[00:02:38]
Grab your d*ck and double click[00:02:39]
For porn porn porn[00:02:41]
I hate men[00:02:43]
Porn[00:02:44]
Porn[00:02:46]
The internet is for[00:02:49]
Internet is for[00:02:50]
Internet is for[00:02:51]
Porn ha[00:02:52]