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《The Internet is For Porn》歌词


歌曲: The Internet is For Porn

所属专辑:Avenue Q

歌手: Stephanie D’Abruzzo&rick

时长: 02:59

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The Internet is For Porn

The Internet is For Porn - Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon[00:00:00]

Written by:T. BERGLING/EBERT [00:00:00]

Finally[00:00:00]

I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself[00:00:01]

And I'm gonna teach something relevant[00:00:05]

Something modern[00:00:07]

The internet[00:00:09]

Oh[00:00:10]

The internet is really really great[00:00:10]

For porn[00:00:14]

I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait[00:00:16]

For porn[00:00:19]

What[00:00:20]

There's always some new site[00:00:21]

For porn[00:00:23]

I browse all day and night[00:00:23]

For porn[00:00:25]

It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light[00:00:26]

For porn[00:00:30]

Trekkie[00:00:31]

The internet is for porn[00:00:31]

The internet is for porn[00:00:34]

What are you doing[00:00:36]

Why you think the net was born[00:00:37]

Porn porn porn[00:00:39]

Trekkie oh hello good monster[00:00:42]

You are ruining my song[00:00:45]

Oh me sorry me no mean to[00:00:47]

Well if you wouldn't mind please being[00:00:49]

Quiet for a minute so I can finish[00:00:51]

Okey dokey[00:00:53]

Good[00:00:54]

I'm glad we have this new technology[00:00:55]

For porn oop[00:00:59]

Which gives us untold opportunity[00:01:00]

For porn ooops sorry[00:01:04]

From your own desktop[00:01:06]

For p[00:01:07]

You can research browse and shop[00:01:08]

Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop[00:01:11]

For porn[00:01:14]

Trekkie[00:01:15]

The internet is for porn[00:01:16]

No[00:01:18]

The internet is for porn[00:01:18]

Trekie[00:01:20]

Me up all night honking me[00:01:21]

Horn to porn porn porn[00:01:23]

That's gross[00:01:26]

You're a pervert[00:01:29]

Ahh sticks and stones kate monster[00:01:30]

No really[00:01:32]

You're a pervert[00:01:34]

Normal people[00:01:35]

Don't sit at home[00:01:36]

And look at porn on the internet[00:01:37]

Ohhhhh[00:01:39]

What[00:01:41]

You have no idea[00:01:42]

Ready normal people[00:01:45]

Ready[00:01:46]

Ready[00:01:47]

Ready[00:01:48]

Lemme hear it[00:01:48]

The internet is for porn[00:01:49]

Sorry kate[00:01:50]

The internet is for porn[00:01:51]

I mast**bate[00:01:53]

All these guys unzip their flies for[00:01:54]

Porn porn porn[00:01:57]

The internet is caught for porn[00:01:58]

Hold on a second[00:02:00]

Wha[00:02:02]

Now I happen to know for a fact that you[00:02:03]

Rod[00:02:06]

Check your portfolio and trade stocks online[00:02:06]

That's correct[00:02:09]

And brian you buy things on amazon dot com[00:02:10]

Sure[00:02:14]

And gary you[00:02:15]

Keep selling your possessions on ebay[00:02:17]

Yes I do[00:02:19]

And princeton[00:02:21]

You[00:02:21]

Sent me that sweet online birthday card[00:02:22]

True[00:02:25]

Oh but kate[00:02:26]

What you think he do[00:02:27]

After[00:02:29]

Hmmm[00:02:30]

Yeah[00:02:31]

Ewww[00:02:32]

The internet is for porn[00:02:34]

Hello[00:02:36]

The internet is for porn[00:02:36]

I hate porn[00:02:38]

Grab your d*ck and double click[00:02:39]

For porn porn porn[00:02:41]

I hate men[00:02:43]

Porn[00:02:44]

Porn[00:02:46]

The internet is for[00:02:49]

Internet is for[00:02:50]

Internet is for[00:02:51]

Porn ha[00:02:52]