《The Internet Is for Porn》歌词

歌曲： The Internet Is for Porn

所属专辑：Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

歌手： Stephanie D’Abruzzo&rick

时长： 02:59

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The Internet Is for Porn - Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon[00:00:00]

Finally I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself[00:00:00]

And I'm going to teach something relevant[00:00:05]

Something modern the internet[00:00:07]

The internet is really really great[00:00:11]

For porn[00:00:15]

I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait[00:00:16]

For porn[00:00:20]

What[00:00:21]

There's always some new site[00:00:21]

For porn[00:00:23]

I browse all day and night[00:00:24]

For porn[00:00:26]

It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light[00:00:26]

For porn[00:00:30]

Trekkie[00:00:31]

The internet is for porn[00:00:32]

Trekkie[00:00:34]

The internet is for porn[00:00:34]

What are you doing[00:00:36]

Why you think the net was born[00:00:37]

Porn porn porn[00:00:39]

Trekkie[00:00:42]

Oh[00:00:43]

Hello kate Monster[00:00:43]

You are ruining my song[00:00:45]

Oh me sorry me no mean to[00:00:47]

Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish[00:00:49]

Okey dokey[00:00:54]

Good[00:00:54]

I'm glad we have this new technology[00:00:55]

For porn oops[00:00:59]

Which gives us untold opportunity[00:01:00]

For porn oops sorry[00:01:04]

Right from you own desktop[00:01:06]

For[00:01:08]

You can research browse and shop[00:01:08]

Until you've had enough and your ready to stop[00:01:11]

For porn[00:01:15]

Trekkie[00:01:16]

The internet is for porn[00:01:16]

No[00:01:18]

The internet if for porn[00:01:19]

Trekkie[00:01:21]

Me up all night honking me horn[00:01:21]

To porn porn porn[00:01:24]

That's gross you're a pervert[00:01:27]

Ah sticks and stones kate monster[00:01:30]

No really you're a pervert[00:01:33]

Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet[00:01:35]

Ohhhh[00:01:40]

What[00:01:41]

You have no idea ready normal people[00:01:42]

Ready[00:01:47]

Ready[00:01:47]

Ready[00:01:48]

Let me hear it[00:01:48]

The internet is for porn[00:01:49]

Sorry Kate[00:01:51]

The internet is for porn[00:01:51]

I masturbate[00:01:53]

All these guys unzip their flies for porn porn porn[00:01:54]

The internet is not for porn[00:01:58]

Porn[00:01:59]

Porn[00:02:00]

Hold on a second[00:02:01]

Now I happen to know for a fact that you[00:02:03]

Rob check your portfolio and trade stocks online[00:02:06]

That's correct[00:02:09]

And brian you buy things on amazon com[00:02:11]

Sure[00:02:15]

And Gary you keep selling your possesions on ebay[00:02:15]

Yes I do[00:02:19]

And Princeton you sent me that sweet online birthday card[00:02:21]

True[00:02:25]

Oh but Kate what you think he do after hmm[00:02:26]

Yeah[00:02:32]

Eeewwwww[00:02:32]

The internet is for porn[00:02:34]

Gross[00:02:36]

The internet is for porn[00:02:37]

I hate porn[00:02:38]

Grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn[00:02:39]

I hate men[00:02:43]

Porn porn porn porn[00:02:44]

I'm leaving[00:02:46]

Porn porn porn porn[00:02:47]

I hate the internet[00:02:47]

The internet is for[00:02:49]

Internet is for[00:02:50]

Internet is for porn[00:02:51]

Yeah[00:02:53]