所属专辑:Philosophy: The Best of Bill Hicks
歌手: Bill Hicks
时长: 03:34
But that's the problem with this country [00:00:00]
One of the many but this whole issue of sexuality [00:00:01]
And pornography which I don't understand [00:00:04]
What pornography is I really don't To me pornography is [00:00:05]
You know spending all your money and not educating [00:00:08]
The people in America and spending it instead on weapons [00:00:10]
That's pornographic to me that's totally filthy [00:00:12]
And etc etc down the line you all in your f**king [00:00:15]
Hearts know the goddamned arguments okay great [00:00:18]
But no one knows what pornography is [00:00:22]
Supreme Court says pornography is anything [00:00:24]
Without artistic merit that causes sexual thought [00:00:26]
That's their definition essentially No artistic merit [00:00:29]
Causes sexual thought Hmm [00:00:32]
Sounds like every commercial on television doesn't it [00:00:37]
You know when I see those two twins on [00:00:44]
That Doublemint commercial I'm not thinking of gum [00:00:45]
I am thinking of chewing maybe that's the connection [00:00:53]
They're trying to make What You've all seen that [00:00:56]
Busch beer commercial where the girl in the short [00:01:02]
Hot pants opens the beer bottle on her belt buckle [00:01:04]
Leaves it there and it foams over her hand [00:01:06]
And over the bottle and the voice over goes Get yourself [00:01:08]
A BUSCH Hmm you know what that looks like Nah no way [00:01:12]
I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do [00:01:24]
If they could and I guarantee you if they could [00:01:25]
They'd do this right here Here's the woman's face [00:01:26]
Beautiful Camera pulls back naked breasts [00:01:30]
Camera pulls back she's totally naked Legs apart [00:01:33]
Two fingers right here and it just says Drink Coke [00:01:37]
Now I don't know the connection here but goddamn [00:01:50]
If Coke isn't on my shopping list that week [00:01:54]
Dr Pepper Snickers satisfying benben nanana [00:01:59]
Damned if I'm not buying these products [00:02:13]
My teeth are rotting out of my head [00:02:15]
I'm glued to the television I'm as big as a f**king couch [00:02:17]
More Snickers more Coke [00:02:20]
That's what I find ironic too is that people [00:02:31]
Who are against these things that cause sexual [00:02:33]
Thought are generally fundamentalist Christians [00:02:35]
Who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply [00:02:38]
Boy they walk a tight rope every day don't they [00:02:43]
How do we be fruitful and multiply and not think about it [00:02:49]
We could sing hymns during it (sings) [00:02:52]
One stroke at a time sweet Jesus [00:02:54]
One stroke at a time sweet Lord [00:03:00]
I did that joke in Alabama [00:03:07]
In Fife and these three rednecks met me after the show [00:03:08]
Hey buddy come here Mr Funny man come here [00:03:11]
Hey buddy we're Christians and we don't like [00:03:17]
What do you say [00:03:18]
When I was hanging from the tree [00:03:30]