《Smoking(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： Smoking(Album Version)

所属专辑：Dangerous

歌手： Bill Hicks

时长： 03:22

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Sosmokers Thank you guys Just smoke away huh [00:00:02]

Don't worry about us hakay [00:00:08]

How many smokers do we have here tonight [00:00:11]

Smokers (smattering of acknowledgment) [00:00:13]

Hoo boy Listen to that energy they can pump out at [00:00:17]

Will hah (cough hack wheeze) Thank you guys [00:00:18]

That was a valiant effort on your parts Listen to this [00:00:32]

How many non smokers do we have here tonight [00:00:38]

Non smokers [00:00:40]

Hear that Bunch of whining little maggots aren't they [00:00:45]

Obnoxious self righteous slugs I'd quit smoking [00:00:53]

If I didn't think I'd become one of them [00:00:57]

The worst kind of non smokers are the ones [00:01:03]

Where you're smoking and they just walk up to ya [00:01:05]

I always say Shoot you're lucky you don't smoke [00:01:13]

T's a helluva cough dude I smoke all day [00:01:19]

And don't cough like that Maybe you were conceived [00:01:21]

With a weak sperm Maybe your dad was jacking off [00:01:25]

And your mom sat on it at the last second [00:01:29]

Did I overreact Didn't did I I think that's kinda cruel [00:01:34]

I'm smoking and you come up coughing at me Jesus [00:01:40]

Do you go up to crippled people dancing too you f**ks [00:01:43]

Well hey Mr Wheelchair What's the problem [00:01:48]

Come on Ironside Race ya you f**king sadist [00:01:51]

I'll smoke I'll cough [00:01:57]

I'll get the tumors I'll die Deal Thank you America [00:01:59]

People say I it's not that it's the secondary smoke [00:02:08]

It's not the smoke that you smoke but the smoke [00:02:12]

That comes out of you That's called secondary smoke [00:02:14]

And that's not good smoke just [00:02:17]

Because it came out of you [00:02:18]

Shut the f**k off up right now Goddammit [00:02:19]

If I don't smoke there's gonna be secondary bullets [00:02:23]

Coming yer way Ya understand this [00:02:26]

I'm f**king tense Alright [00:02:28]

Thank you I've been on a [00:02:30]

Flying saucer tour for three months ok [00:02:33]

Thank you Hope you don't mind if I just enjoy my cig [00:02:38]

I love when people in New York City [00:02:43]

Complain about your smoking [00:02:45]

I don't that great These people are standing ankle deep [00:02:46]

In dog links straddling a dead guy you know [00:02:50]

Apparently my cigarette's f**king up the delicate balance [00:02:53]

Of nature here [00:02:55]

Oh this is bothering you oh [00:02:58]

I'm sorry let me go over here [00:03:01]

To this pile of bum dung and put this outthere [00:03:02]

We go Restore New York to that pristine state [00:03:07]

We know it exists inif it [00:03:11]

Weren't for my godawful cigarette [00:03:12]

How much do you smoke a day dude [00:03:19]

Pack and a half you little puss [00:03:21]

Why don't you just put a dress on and swish around for us [00:03:25]

Pack and a halfI smoke a pack and a half Makes me ill [00:03:29]

I go through two lighters a day [00:03:36]

Dude I'm starting to feel it [00:03:43]

Uhh sh*t But I do have this big fear right [00:03:46]

Doing smoking jokes in my act Showing up five years [00:03:50]

From now going [00:03:53]

Good evening everybody Remember me Y'all were right [00:03:54]

Smoking bad you ever see that Lemme tell you something [00:04:05]

If you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [00:04:19]

I'd think about Quitting [00:04:25]

I would And that's just me you know [00:04:29]

See once again I'm not being stringent [00:04:32]

With the rule of thumb [00:04:34]

What's cool is every pack has a different Surgeon [00:04:36]

General's warning Idn't that great Mine say Warning [00:04:39]

Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth f**k it [00:04:43]

Hahaha Found my brand Just don't get the ones [00:04:47]

That say lung cancer y'know Shop around man Yeah [00:04:53]

Gimme a carton of 'low birth weights [00:04:57]

What the f**k do I care [00:05:01]

Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide [00:05:05]

Well so does my car and it still f**king runs so [00:05:07]

See I smoke I don't drink I don't do drugs [00:05:15]

You know can I smoke Can I Like a f**king fiend I can [00:05:18]