《Cocktales》歌词

歌曲： Cocktales

所属专辑：The Essential

歌手： Too $hort

时长： 06:06

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Cocktales - Too $hort[00:00:00]

These are the tales the freaky tales[00:00:12]

These are the tales that I tell so well[00:00:14]

You don't like my dirty raps[00:00:16]

You can go to hell[00:00:18]

'Cause short dog's on the mic[00:00:19]

Telling cocktales[00:00:21]

H-E-A-D[00:00:22]

All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that p[00:00:25]

You just a big freak[00:00:27]

You better not complain[00:00:29]

When you hear these cocktales and you hear your name[00:00:30]

If you a fake b**ch[00:00:33]

Ain't no thank[00:00:35]

I pick up the phone and call Denine[00:00:36]

If I call Marie I know for a fact[00:00:39]

I'll get sucked in my drop top cadillac[00:00:41]

I met this freak named Naomi[00:00:44]

Strait dick sucker worked me and my homie[00:00:47]

She had a girl friend her name was Vicky[00:00:50]

I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick[00:00:52]

She was fine as f**k but can't f**k with Tina[00:00:55]

Tina Tina the sperm cleaner[00:00:58]

I took her to my house and I told her strip[00:01:01]

Baby got freaky started doin' the splits[00:01:04]

I said biotch[00:01:06]

Do what you want[00:01:08]

'Cause a true blue mac won't even front[00:01:09]

I f**ked her with my finger[00:01:12]

She tried to cum[00:01:13]

P**sy so tight wouldn't give me none[00:01:15]

I'm sure Too Short couldn't be no punk[00:01:17]

I'm tryin' a get funky 'cause I love to funk[00:01:20]

My dick is big and her ni**a had a little one[00:01:23]

I didn't f**k her freaky a** but it was still fun[00:01:25]

I know you stop and wonder just what it is[00:01:28]

Its the California lifestyle that I live[00:01:31]

See I'm from the crew[00:01:34]

Dangerous b**ch[00:01:35]

Tellin' everybody about this freaky sh*t[00:01:37]

I know this b**ch name Annette[00:01:39]

You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick[00:01:42]

Hello freak[00:01:45]

Won't say no for sh*t[00:01:46]

You and her all alone ni**a thats yo b**ch[00:01:47]

I know another freak[00:01:50]

Her names Joanne[00:01:52]

I always get the p**sy 'cause I know I can[00:01:53]

Finest b**ch around ain't got no man[00:01:56]

Every time she cross my mind[00:01:58]

I go f**k her again[00:02:00]

She's like another freak[00:02:01]

Named Christina[00:02:03]

B**ch so dumb I named her misdemeanor[00:02:04]

'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb[00:02:07]

I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth[00:02:10]

You know I did all that sh*t[00:02:13]

She got my number if she beep me I'mmacall that b**ch[00:02:15]

And go dig in them guts like a gardner[00:02:18]

If she start screamin' I'mmaf**k the b**ch harder[00:02:20]

'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales[00:02:23]

These are the tales that I tell so well[00:02:26]

You don't like my dirty raps[00:02:29]

You can go to hell[00:02:30]

'Cause short dog's on the mic[00:02:32]

Telling cocktales[00:02:33]

I meet the groupies[00:02:35]

Hookers like Kathy[00:02:36]

F**kin' MC's 'cause she's so nasty[00:02:38]

See her backstage tryina throw that a**[00:02:40]

She just like to freak[00:02:43]

And she had to pass me that p**sy[00:02:44]

You can't stop the b**ch[00:02:46]

Let her roll on those and then drop her rich[00:02:48]

My name is short[00:02:51]

My game is long[00:02:52]

I freak these hoes[00:02:54]

And sing these songs[00:02:55]

I know a b**ch named Stephanie[00:02:57]

Do anything she can to have sex with me[00:02:59]

She really don't bring out the best in me[00:03:02]

But I love her fine a** layin' next to me[00:03:05]

She's like another freak named Nicole[00:03:08]

So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold[00:03:10]

I took her to my house[00:03:13]

She gave me the panties[00:03:14]

I f**ked her so good she told her friend named Angie[00:03:16]

Angie called me up about two weeks later[00:03:19]

Talkin' some sh*t about do me player[00:03:21]

So I did her[00:03:24]

Just like Tamera[00:03:25]

Takin' naked pictures with my polaroid camera[00:03:26]

Next they told a b**ch[00:03:29]

Named Raquel[00:03:31]

Got my skin all under her fingernails[00:03:32]

She was diggin' in my back while I grind the sh*t[00:03:35]

That was way back[00:03:38]

Now I can't find the b**ch[00:03:39]

But if I do I'll probably do the same again[00:03:40]

Break the b**ch for everything[00:03:43]

'Cause I came to pimp[00:03:45]

I'm Too Short baby[00:03:46]

I don't stop mackin'[00:03:47]

I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin'[00:03:49]

You can bet yo life[00:03:51]

As I spit these raps I'll be f**kin' em up like that[00:03:53]

Biotch[00:03:56]

I know a b**ch[00:03:57]

Her name is Sheri[00:03:59]

I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanna get married[00:04:00]

P**sy so good and I do mean very[00:04:03]

Sometimes it's shaved sometimes it's hairy[00:04:05]

I'm Short Dog ain't nothin' nice[00:04:08]

Yeah but make me mad and I'll f**k your wife[00:04:11]

Have fun with your b**ch[00:04:14]

Have her sprung on my dick[00:04:15]

I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your b**ch[00:04:16]

Like my other little tramp[00:04:19]

Named Erica[00:04:20]

Anywhere I wanna f**k[00:04:22]

Thats where I f**k[00:04:23]

'Cause she's the frekiest b**ch in America[00:04:24]

And everytime I get the p**sy[00:04:27]

I just tear it up[00:04:29]

'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales[00:04:30]

These are the tales that I tell so well[00:04:33]

You don't like my dirty raps[00:04:36]

You can go to hell[00:04:37]

'Cause short dog's on the mic[00:04:38]

Telling cocktales[00:04:40]

Biotch[00:04:42]

And it don't stop to the beat[00:04:45]