所属专辑:Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas/Here’s Your Sign Christmas
歌手: Jeff Foxworthy
时长: 02:21
Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas (Album Version) - Jeff Foxworthy (杰夫·福克斯沃茨)[00:00:00]
Woo Somebody done been to the WalMart[00:00:01]
Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas[00:00:03]
Well you cleaned up whatcha get [00:00:06]
5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires[00:00:07]
3 shot gun shells 2 huntin' dogs[00:00:12]
And some parts to a Mustang GT[00:00:15]
You got gypped there's[00:00:17]
12 days to Christmas [00:00:21]
I know that I got it covered [00:00:22]
Look over there in the corner [00:00:24]
That's yours too [00:00:25]
Yeah [00:00:26]
12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets[00:00:27]
10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation[00:00:29]
8 table dancers 7 packs of redman[00:00:31]
6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts[00:00:34]
4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells[00:00:39]
2 huntin' dogs and some parts[00:00:42]
To a Mustang GT[00:00:44]
Man these ain't[00:00:46]
Normal Christmas presents [00:00:48]
No they're Redneck Gifts Redneck gifts [00:00:49]
Yeah like if you buy your wife earrings[00:00:52]
That double as fishin' lures[00:00:54]
Or if you can burp[00:00:56]
The entire chorus to jingle bells[00:00:57]
Perhaps if you think[00:00:59]
That the nut cracker[00:01:01]
Is something you did off the high dive[00:01:03]
Or if you've ever misspelled[00:01:04]
Anything in Christmas lights[00:01:07]
Or if you leave cold beer[00:01:08]
And pickled eggs for Santa Claus [00:01:10]
What's wrong with that [00:01:12]
I didn't say anything's wrong with it [00:01:13]
It's hard to beat[00:01:15]
12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets[00:01:16]
10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation[00:01:19]
8 table dancers 7 packs of redman[00:01:21]
6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts[00:01:24]
4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells[00:01:29]
2 huntin' dogs and some parts[00:01:32]
To a Mustang GT[00:01:34]
Well you know [00:01:36]
You can't really consider it a Christmas[00:01:38]
Unless you go down to the[00:01:39]
Penitentiary and visit your Momma[00:01:40]
You're not listening to me [00:01:42]
Get the car key out of your ear[00:01:44]
That's where the 9 years[00:01:46]
Probation comes in[00:01:47]
I'm gonna do it for you again [00:01:48]
Now listen[00:01:49]
12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets[00:01:50]
10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation[00:01:54]
8 table dancers 7 packs of redman[00:01:57]
6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts[00:01:59]
4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells[00:02:03]
2 huntin' dogs and some parts[00:02:05]
To a Mustang GT[00:02:07]
Are you cryin' [00:02:12]
No just my allergies[00:02:14]
Happy Holidays everybody [00:02:16]
Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy[00:02:18]