所属专辑:Spare Ass Annie And Other Tales (Explicit)
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Words Of Advice For Young People-William S. Burroughs[00:00:01]
People often ask me[00:00:40]
If I have any words of advice for[00:00:41]
Young people. Well,[00:00:43]
Here are a few simple admonitions[00:00:51]
For young and old.[00:00:53]
Never interfere in a boy and girl fight.[00:00:57]
Beware of whores[00:01:02]
Who say they don't want money. The[00:01:03]
Hell they don't.[00:01:06]
What they mean is they want more[00:01:08]
Money. Much more.[00:01:09]
If you're doing business[00:01:13]
With a religious son of a[00:01:14]
B**ch, get it in writing.[00:01:16]
His word isn't worth sh*t,[00:01:20]
Not with the good Lord telling him[00:01:21]
How to f**k you on[00:01:23]
The deal.[00:01:25]
Avoid f**kups. You all know the type.[00:01:36]
Anything they[00:01:42]
Have anything to do with,[00:01:43]
No matter how good it sounds,[00:01:45]
Turns into a disaster.[00:01:47]
Do not offer sympathy to[00:01:51]
The mentally ill. Tell them[00:01:53]
Firmly, "I am not paid to listen to this drivel.[00:01:56]
You are a terminal fool."[00:02:01]
Now some of you may encounter the devil's bargain[00:02:18]
If you get that far.[00:02:20]
Any old soul is worth saving at least[00:02:23]
To a priest,[00:02:26]
But not every soul is worth buying.[00:02:27]
So you can take the offer as a compliment.[00:02:31]
They charge the[00:02:35]
Easy ones first, you know,[00:02:36]
Like money, all the money[00:02:37]
There is. But who wants to be[00:02:39]
The richest guy in some[00:02:41]
Cemetery? Not much to spend it on,[00:02:43]
Eh, Gramps? Getting[00:02:49]
Too old to cut the mustard.[00:02:51]
Have you forgotten[00:03:09]
Something, Gramps? In order to feel something,[00:03:10]
You have[00:03:13]
To be there. You have to be 18.[00:03:14]
You're not 18,[00:03:20]
You are[00:03:21]
78. Old fool sold his soul for a strap-on.[00:03:22]
How about an honorable bargain?[00:03:32]
"You always wanted to[00:03:37]
Become a doctor.[00:03:38]
Now's your chance. Why, you could have[00:03:39]
Become a great healer[00:03:41]
And benefit humanity. What's[00:03:42]
Wrong with that?" Just about everything.[00:03:44]
There are no[00:03:49]
Honorable bargains involving exchange[00:03:50]
Of qualitative[00:03:54]
Merchandise like souls.[00:03:56]
Just quantitative merchandise[00:03:58]
Like time and money.[00:04:00]
So piss off, Satan,[00:04:05]
And don't take[00:04:06]
Me for dumber than I look.[00:04:07]
As an old junk pusher told[00:04:10]
Me, "Watch whose money you pick up."[00:04:12]