《Dr Benway Operates》歌词

歌曲： Dr Benway Operates

所属专辑：Spare Ass Annie And Other Tales (Explicit)

歌手： William S. Burroughs

时长： 02:44

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Dr Benway Operates - William S. Burroughs (威廉·S·柏洛兹)[00:00:00]

The lavatory has been locked for three hours solid....[00:00:21]

I think they are using it for an operating room....[00:00:24]

The lavatory has been locked for three hours solid....[00:00:28]

I think they are using it for an operating room....[00:00:31]

NURSE: "I can't find her pulse, doctor."[00:00:41]

DR. BENWAY: "[Incomprehensible[00:00:45]

He looks around and ... up toilet plunger[00:00:48]

He advances on the patient....[00:00:52]

"Make an incision, Doctor Limpf,"[00:00:54]

He says to his appalled assistant....[00:00:57]

"I'm going to massage the heart."[00:00:59]

Dr. Limpf shrugs and begins the incision.[00:01:03]

Dr. Benway washes the suction cup[00:01:06]

By swishing it around in the toilet-bowl....[00:01:09]

NURSE: "Shouldn't it be sterilized, doctor?"[00:01:12]

DR. BENWAY: "Very likely but there's no time."[00:01:15]

He sits on the suction cup like a cane seat[00:01:20]

Watching his assistant make the incision....[00:01:23]

"You young squirts couldn't lance a pimple[00:01:26]

Without an electric vibrating scalpel[00:01:31]

With automatic drain and suture....[00:01:33]

All the skill is going out of surgery....[00:01:35]

All the know-how and make-do...[00:01:38]

Did I ever tell you about the time I performed[00:01:42]

An appendectomy with a rusty sardine can?[00:01:44]

And once I was caught short without instrument one[00:01:48]

And removed a uterine tumor with my teeth.[00:01:51]

That was in the Upper Effendi, and besides..."[00:01:56]

"The incision is ready, doctor."[00:02:04]

Dr. Benway forces the cup into the incision and works it up and down.[00:02:06]

Blood spurts all over the nurse, the doctors and the wall....[00:02:10]

The cup makes a horrible sucking sound.[00:02:14]

NURSE: "I think she's gone, doctor."[00:02:18]

DR. BENWAY: "Well, it's all in the day's work."[00:02:21]

He walks across the room to a medicine cabinet....[00:02:25]

"Some f**king drug addict has cut my coc*ine with Saniflush![00:02:28]

Nurse! Send the boy out to fill this RX on the double!"[00:02:33]

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