《Make Out Club》歌词

歌曲： Make Out Club

所属专辑：The Papercut Chronicles

歌手： Gym Class Heroes

时长： 04:43

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Make Out Club - Gym Class Heroes (体操课英雄乐队)[00:00:00]

If I recall correctly[00:00:22]

It was the middle of spring walkin' with my boys[00:00:22]

Contiplating what summer will bring[00:00:25]

We started talkin' about girls[00:00:27]

And it was the funniest thing[00:00:28]

As I started to remember[00:00:29]

Some of the funniest things[00:00:30]

See there was ashley[00:00:32]

She caught my eye the[00:00:33]

Very second that she passed[00:00:35]

Me[00:00:36]

I kissed her once[00:00:36]

Then she started to harass me[00:00:37]

She called all night long[00:00:39]

I had to buy a brand new phone[00:00:40]

And let me see[00:00:42]

There was melanie[00:00:43]

To have a mouth like that[00:00:44]

Should be a felony[00:00:46]

Wouldn't believe half the[00:00:47]

Sh*t that she was tellin' me[00:00:48]

I mean dirty vocab[00:00:50]

She used to talk like she was drunk[00:00:51]

And after that was tiffany[00:00:53]

The one with the cute cousin[00:00:55]

Are you kiddin' me[00:00:57]

She had a man[00:00:58]

But that didn't mean sh*t to me[00:00:59]

He tried to catch us all the time[00:01:00]

But I was just too god d**n smooth[00:01:02]

And I can't forget to mention carrie[00:01:04]

But that situation quickly got scary[00:01:06]

'Cause after 2 dates[00:01:09]

She was like let's get married[00:01:10]

Can you believe that sh*t[00:01:11]

I had to pack my bags and move[00:01:13]

They say I gotta change my evil ways[00:01:17]

And I'm workin' hard at it every day but[00:01:20]

No matter what I do[00:01:22]

I seem to make the same[00:01:23]

Mistakes that I'm tryin[00:01:25]

Not to[00:01:26]

If love is just a game that people play[00:01:27]

And practice make perfect[00:01:30]

Is what they say but[00:01:31]

No matter what I do[00:01:32]

I seem to make the same[00:01:34]

Mistakes that I'm tryin[00:01:36]

Not to[00:01:37]

I'll always remember monica[00:01:42]

The jewish chick[00:01:44]

She'd always give me gifts for chanukkah[00:01:45]

To met her folks she'd try[00:01:47]

And make me rock[00:01:48]

A yarmulke[00:01:49]

But she looked so d**n good[00:01:49]

She almost made my ass convert[00:01:51]

And after that there was lisa[00:01:53]

She had a twin sister teresa[00:01:55]

I bumped into them at cam's gettin' pizza[00:01:58]

The greatest night of my life[00:02:00]

Schleps to rock that kill to birds[00:02:02]

And there was erica[00:02:04]

She had the stankest breath in north america[00:02:06]

I tryed to slip her tic tacs[00:02:08]

But they were scared of her[00:02:10]

And when we made out[00:02:11]

I always had to plug my nose[00:02:13]

And I suppose your know the sister[00:02:15]

Shoot I swear by hand and god[00:02:17]

I only kissed her[00:02:18]

I gotta foot fetish[00:02:19]

But she got a lot of blisters[00:02:20]

I mean hammer time feet[00:02:22]

You think she had walked[00:02:24]

From boca raton[00:02:25]

They say I gotta change my evil ways[00:02:27]

And I'm workin' hard at it every day but[00:02:30]

No matter what I do[00:02:33]

I seem to make the same[00:02:34]

Mistakes that I'm tryin[00:02:36]

Not to[00:02:37]

If love is just a game that people play[00:02:38]

And practice make perfect[00:02:41]

Is what they say but[00:02:42]

No matter what I do[00:02:43]

I seem to make the same[00:02:44]

Mistakes that I'm tryin[00:02:46]

Not to[00:02:47]

Hey matt[00:02:52]

Remember kathryn[00:02:53]

She talked so much[00:02:55]

I used to make her bring me asprin[00:02:55]

Bla bla bla bla[00:02:57]

I'm doin' fine thanks for askin[00:02:58]

I even tried to make a muzzle[00:03:00]

But her mouth would just not quit[00:03:01]

Oh sh*t[00:03:04]

Remember shauna[00:03:04]

I hate to bring her up again[00:03:05]

I didn't want her[00:03:07]

That girl I talked about[00:03:08]

In that girls a dog song[00:03:09]

Yea the poster girl for paxil[00:03:11]

Almost made me lose[00:03:12]

My grip[00:03:14]

And oh sh*t[00:03:14]

Then there was krystal[00:03:15]

The meth head[00:03:16]

She used to sniff like a fist full[00:03:17]

One time she chased me[00:03:19]

Down the street with a[00:03:20]

Pistol[00:03:21]

She tried to say I took her stash[00:03:22]

She bugged out and tried to kill my ass[00:03:24]

And at last we got kimmy[00:03:25]

She went abroad[00:03:28]

Came back[00:03:28]

And broke up with me[00:03:29]

And so I ripped up all the letters that she[00:03:30]

Sent me[00:03:32]

I cried for like 3 days[00:03:33]

Then it was back to my evil ways[00:03:34]

They say I gotta change my evil ways[00:03:38]

And I'm workin' hard at it every day but[00:03:41]

No matter what I do[00:03:43]

I seem to make the same[00:03:44]

Mistakes that I'm tryin[00:03:46]

Not to[00:03:47]

If love is just a game that people play[00:03:49]

And practice make perfect[00:03:51]

Is what they say but[00:03:52]

No matter what I do[00:03:54]

I seem to make the same[00:03:55]

Mistakes that I'm tryin[00:03:57]

Not to[00:03:58]

They say I gotta change my evil ways[00:04:21]

And I'm workin' hard at it every day but[00:04:23]

No matter what I do[00:04:26]

I seem to make the same[00:04:27]

Mistakes that I'm tryin[00:04:29]

Not to[00:04:30]

If love is just a game that people play[00:04:31]

And practice make perfect[00:04:34]

Is what they say but[00:04:35]

No matter what I do[00:04:36]

I seem to make the same[00:04:37]

Mistakes that I'm tryin[00:04:39]

Not to[00:04:40]