所属专辑:Shhh...Don’t Tell (U.S. PA Version)
时长: 02:38
Mr. I Do And The Doo Doos (Album Version) - Adam Sandler[00:00:00]
The boys say don't you do it[00:00:12]
Get a grip for goodness sake[00:00:15]
Why you getting married[00:00:19]
Such a big league mistake[00:00:21]
You lose all your freedom[00:00:24]
When you're solo you got it made[00:00:27]
But while you guys are home whackin' it[00:00:31]
I'll be with my new wife gettin' laid have mercy[00:00:33]
Well they say you'll have no privacy[00:00:43]
The old lady's always there[00:00:46]
But the good news is she'll blow me[00:00:49]
And let me shoot it in her hair[00:00:52]
So while you're all out searching[00:00:55]
For that strange piece of trim[00:00:58]
Remember I don't have to wear a condom[00:01:01]
Whenever I stick it in no way[00:01:04]
So you guys go watch your football[00:01:13]
Trust me I'll be fine[00:01:17]
'Cuz after we brunch with her mother[00:01:20]
I'm comin' home to a sixty nine[00:01:22]
And she'll go ah ah uh lickety lick[00:01:28]
Oo ah that's my husband's dick[00:01:35]
Now fellas I'll be thinkin' of ya[00:01:48]
Even though I've moved on[00:01:50]
You'll always be my homies[00:01:54]
But I'm puttin' down the bong[00:01:57]
'Cause my soulmate's my whole life now[00:02:00]
I knew the first time I kissed her[00:02:03]
But if she ever stops having s*x with me[00:02:06]
I'll call you guys and we'll bang her sister ah yeah[00:02:09]
Yeah if she ever stops having s*x with me[00:02:17]
We'll all gang bang her hot sister[00:02:23]