《I Just Go Nuts at Christmas》歌词

歌曲： I Just Go Nuts at Christmas

所属专辑：Absolute Christmas - Christmas Jazz

歌手： Yorgi Yorgesson

时长： 03:17

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I Just Go Nuts At Christmas - Harry Stewart[00:00:00]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:06]

On that yolly holiday[00:00:08]

I'll go in the red like a knucklehead[00:00:11]

Cuz I'll squander all my pay[00:00:15]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:17]

Shopping sure drives me berserk[00:00:20]

On the day before I rush in a store[00:00:23]

Like a pure bewildered yerk[00:00:26]

I look at nightgowns for my wife[00:00:29]

Those black ones trimmed in red[00:00:33]

But I won't know her size and so[00:00:36]

She'll get a carpet sweeper instead[00:00:39]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:42]

When each kid hangs up his sock[00:00:45]

It's a time for kids to flip their lids[00:00:47]

While their papa goes in hock[00:00:51]

On the night before Christmas[00:01:02]

It's still in the house[00:01:04]

My family is sleeping[00:01:06]

So I'm quiet like a mouse[00:01:08]

I look at my watch and midnight is near[00:01:10]

I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer[00:01:15]

Down at the corner the crowd is so merry[00:01:18]

I end up by drinking about 12 Tom and Yerry[00:01:21]

I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping[00:01:25]

When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping[00:01:29]

They sit on my face and they yump on my belly[00:01:33]

And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly[00:01:36]

They scream Merry Christmas and my poor wife and me[00:01:40]

We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree[00:01:44]

My head is exploding[00:01:48]

My mouth tastes like a pickle[00:01:51]

I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle[00:01:53]

Yust before Christmas dinner I relax to a point[00:01:58]

Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint[00:02:02]

On Christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother[00:02:06]

The rest of the year we don't speak to each other[00:02:11]

After dinner my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie[00:02:15]

Get into an argument[00:02:19]

They're both awful screwy[00:02:20]

Then all my wife's family say Louie is right[00:02:22]

And my goofy relations[00:02:25]

They yoin in the fight[00:02:26]

Back in the corner the radio is playing[00:02:28]

And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying[00:02:31]

Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men[00:02:35]

And yust at that moment someone slugs Uncle Ben[00:02:40]

They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear[00:02:44]

Oh I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year[00:02:48]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:02:54]

But I still have lots of fun[00:02:57]

Yust the same as you I enyoy it too[00:03:00]

Merry Christmas Everyone[00:03:04]