《I Just Go Nuts At Christmas》歌词

歌曲： I Just Go Nuts At Christmas

所属专辑：COUNTRY CHRISTMAS

歌手： Yorgi Yorgesson

时长： 03:16

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I Just Go Nuts At Christmas - Yorgi Yorgesson[00:00:00]

Written by：STEWART[00:00:01]

Oh I yust go nuts at christmas[00:00:06]

On that yolly holiday[00:00:08]

I'll go in the red like a knucklehead[00:00:12]

Cuz I'll squander all my pay[00:00:15]

Oh I yust go nuts at christmas[00:00:17]

Shopping sure drives me berserk[00:00:21]

On the day before I rush in a store[00:00:23]

Like a pure bewildered yerk[00:00:27]

I look at nightgowns for my wife[00:00:30]

Those black ones trimmed in red[00:00:33]

But I won't know her size and so[00:00:36]

She'll get a carpet sweeper instead[00:00:39]

Oh I yust go nuts at christmas[00:00:42]

When each kid hangs up his sock[00:00:44]

It's a time for kids to flip their lids[00:00:48]

While their papa goes in hock[00:00:51]

On the night before christmas[00:01:02]

It's still in the house[00:01:04]

My family is sleeping[00:01:06]

So I'm quiet like a mouse[00:01:08]

I look at my watch and midnight is near[00:01:11]

I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer[00:01:15]

Down at the corner the crowd is so merry[00:01:18]

I end up by drinking about 12 tom yerry[00:01:21]

I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping[00:01:25]

When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping[00:01:29]

They sit on my face and they yump on my belly[00:01:33]

And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly[00:01:35]

They scream merry christmas and my poor wife and me[00:01:40]

We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree[00:01:44]

My head is exploding my mouth tastes like a pickle[00:01:49]

I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle[00:01:54]

Yust before christmas dinner I relax to a point[00:01:58]

Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint[00:02:03]

On christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother[00:02:06]

The rest of the year we don't speak to each other[00:02:11]

After dinner my aunt and my wife's uncle louie[00:02:15]

Get into an argument they're both awful screwy[00:02:19]

Then all my wife's family say louie is right[00:02:22]

And my goofy relations they yoin in the fight[00:02:25]

Back in the corner the radio is playing[00:02:28]

And over the racket gabriel heater is saying[00:02:31]

Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men[00:02:35]

And yust at that moment someone slugs uncle ben[00:02:40]

They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear[00:02:44]

Oh I'm so glad merry christmas comes yust once a year[00:02:49]

Oh I yust go nuts at christmas[00:02:54]

But I still have lots of fun[00:02:57]

Yust the same as you I enyoy it too[00:03:00]

Merry christmas everyone[00:03:04]