《I Just Go Nuts At Christmas》歌词

歌曲： I Just Go Nuts At Christmas

所属专辑：Season Greetings - Hey， Santa Claus

歌手： Yorgi Yorgesson

时长： 03:13

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I Just Go Nuts At Christmas - Yorgi Yorgesson[00:00:00]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:06]

On that yolly holiday[00:00:09]

I'll go in the red like a knucklehead[00:00:12]

'Cause I squander all my pay[00:00:14]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:17]

Shopping sure drives me beserk[00:00:20]

On the day before I rush in da store[00:00:23]

Like a pervous nelly yerk[00:00:26]

I look at nightgowns for my wife[00:00:29]

Dose black ones trimmed in red[00:00:32]

But I won't know her size and so[00:00:35]

She'll get a carpet sweeper instead[00:00:38]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:41]

Ven each kid hangs up his sock[00:00:44]

I'ts a time for kids to flip der lids[00:00:47]

While der papa goes in hock[00:00:50]

On da night before Christmas[00:01:02]

I'ts still in the house[00:01:04]

My family is sleeping[00:01:06]

I'm quiet like a mouse[00:01:08]

I look at my watch[00:01:10]

And midnight is near[00:01:12]

I tink I'll sneak out for a cold glass of beer[00:01:14]

Down at the corner the crowd is so merry[00:01:18]

I end up by drinking about twelve tom yerry[00:01:21]

I get to bed late and yee wish how I'm sleeping[00:01:24]

Ven on to my bed dose darn kids day come leaping[00:01:29]

Day sit on my face and day yump on my belly[00:01:32]

And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly[00:01:35]

Day scream merry Christmas[00:01:39]

And my poor wife and me[00:01:41]

Ve stumble down stairs and she lights off da tree[00:01:43]

My head is exploding[00:01:47]

My mouth tastes like a pickle[00:01:50]

I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle[00:01:53]

Use befor Christmas dinner[00:01:57]

I relax to a point[00:01:59]

Den relatives start svarming all over da yoint[00:02:01]

On Christmas[00:02:05]

I hug and I kiss my wifes mother[00:02:07]

Da rest of da year[00:02:10]

Ve don't speak to each other[00:02:11]

After dinner my aunt and my wifes uncle louie[00:02:14]

Get into a arguement[00:02:17]

There both awful screwy[00:02:19]

Den all of my wifes family say louie is right[00:02:21]

And my goofy relations day yoin in da fight[00:02:24]

Back in da corner da radio is playing[00:02:27]

And over da racket gabriel heater is saying[00:02:30]

Peace on earth everybody[00:02:33]

And good will toward men[00:02:36]

And yust at dat moment[00:02:39]

Someone slugs uncle ben[00:02:41]

Dey all run outside vhooping for da neighbors will hear[00:02:43]

Ohhhh I'm so glad merry Christmas[00:02:47]

Comes yus for you[00:02:50]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:02:53]

But I still have lots of fun[00:02:56]

Yust the same as you I enyoy it too[00:02:59]

Merry Christmas everyone[00:03:03]