《Mr. Bake-O(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Mr. Bake-O(Explicit)

所属专辑：What the Hell Happened to Me? (Explicit)

歌手： Adam Sandler

时长： 04:06

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Mr. Bake-O (Album Version) - Adam Sandler[00:00:00]

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV[00:00:14]

It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see[00:00:21]

I just lit some crazy a** sh*t[00:00:27]

That my friend overnight mailed to me[00:00:33]

I'm f**king wasted[00:00:38]

It's the best sh*t I ever tasted[00:00:44]

I think they f**king laced it[00:00:51]

'Cause I'm so d**n lambasted[00:00:56]

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe[00:01:06]

I told him he better go easy[00:01:12]

With this sh*t but he didn't believe the hype[00:01:14]

He sparked three bows just to show he could take it[00:01:19]

Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked[00:01:25]

He's f**king wasted[00:01:30]

It's the best sh*t he ever tasted[00:01:36]

He's lost in f**king spaced[00:01:42]

'Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted[00:01:48]

Oh I spent the last two hours[00:01:55]

Hiding under my bed[00:02:00]

'Cause I looked in the garbage can[00:02:03]

And I think I saw my uncle louie's head[00:02:05]

I'm f**king wasted[00:02:08]

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face[00:02:16]

The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place[00:02:23]

He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak[00:02:30]

He looked at the two of us and he started to speak[00:02:36]

I'm f**king wasted[00:02:41]

It's the best sh*t I've ever tasted[00:02:47]

My brain's been erased[00:02:53]

Well f**king fried[00:02:58]

Now I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat[00:03:07]

I wanted a pizza the bird said pepperoni would be sweet[00:03:14]

Delivery guy showed up four hours later handed me his shoe[00:03:21]

I said we ordered pizza buddy what the hell's up with you[00:03:28]

I'm f**king wasted[00:03:32]

It's the best sh*t I ever f**king tasted[00:03:38]

Oh f**king sh*t[00:03:44]

I'm way too baked[00:03:50]