《Virus Alert(Main Version)》歌词

歌曲： Virus Alert(Main Version)

所属专辑：Straight Outta Lynwood

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:46

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Virus Alert (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

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Hey everyone listen up your attention[00:00:06]

所有人 听好 集中注意力[00:00:09]

If you please[00:00:09]

如果你愿意[00:00:11]

Really want to give you a warning[00:00:11]

真的想给你个警告[00:00:13]

'Cause I found out this morning[00:00:13]

因为 今天早上[00:00:14]

'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus[00:00:14]

我发现了一种危险而隐蔽的电脑病毒[00:00:17]

If you should get any mail with the subject:[00:00:17]

如果你收到一封如下标题的邮件[00:00:21]

"Stinky Cheese"[00:00:21]

恶臭奶酪[00:00:23]

Better not go taking your chances[00:00:23]

最好不要冒这个险[00:00:24]

Under no circumstances[00:00:24]

坚决不行[00:00:26]

Should you open it or else it will[00:00:26]

你要打开它 否则的话[00:00:30]

Translate your documents into Swahili[00:00:30]

它会把你所有的文件都转化成斯瓦西里语[00:00:33]

Make your TV record "Gigli"[00:00:33]

将你的电视节目搞得一塌糊涂[00:00:35]

Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling[00:00:35]

将你的宠物们绝育 让你洗好的衣服全被静电吸附[00:00:41]

(Look out )It's gonna make your computer screen freeze[00:00:41]

小心 它会让你的电脑屏幕死机[00:00:44]

(Look out )Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs[00:00:44]

小心 它会清除你DVD里的复活节彩蛋片段[00:00:47]

(Look out )Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too[00:00:47]

小心 清除你辛辛苦苦创建的电脑备份[00:00:49]

And the hard drive of anyone related to you[00:00:49]

还有那些与你相关的电脑硬盘[00:00:54]

Virus alert [00:00:54]

病毒警告[00:00:55]

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt[00:00:55]

立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前[00:00:59]

Forward this message on to everybody[00:00:59]

把这个消息告诉所有人[00:01:05]

Soon very soon [00:01:05]

尽快 要尽快[00:01:07]

It will make all the paint peel off your walls[00:01:07]

它会突破你的所有防火墙[00:01:11]

It'll make your keyboard all sticky[00:01:11]

它会让你的键盘失去功效[00:01:12]

Give your poodle a hickey[00:01:12]

与你的宠物告别[00:01:14]

And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney[00:01:14]

把你的现金投资到欧洲迪斯尼[00:01:17]

Then it will tie up your phone[00:01:17]

它会占领你的手机[00:01:20]

Making crank long distance calls[00:01:20]

自动拨打长途电话[00:01:22]

It'll set your clocks back an hour[00:01:22]

会将你的时钟调慢一个小时[00:01:24]

And start hogging the shower[00:01:24]

彻底占据你的私人空间[00:01:26]

So just trash it now or else it will[00:01:26]

现在赶紧丢弃 否则的话[00:01:29]

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie[00:01:29]

它会让你寸步难行[00:01:32]

Legally change your name to Reggie[00:01:32]

合法地换掉你的姓名[00:01:35]

Even mess up the pH balance in your pool[00:01:35]

甚至改变你泳池的PH值[00:01:40]

(Look out )It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull[00:01:40]

小心 它会让你将你的脸融化 与头骨分离[00:01:43]

(Look out )And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull[00:01:43]

小心 让你的iPod只会播放Jethro Tull的歌曲[00:01:46]

(Look out )[00:01:46]

小心[00:01:46]

And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep[00:01:46]

当你想要睡觉的时候 给你讲那些令人捧腹的笑话[00:01:49]

(Look out )And make you physically attracted to sheep[00:01:49]

小心 让你的身体疲惫至极[00:01:52]

(Look out )Steal your identity and your credit cards[00:01:52]

小心 偷走你的身份证和信用卡[00:01:55]

(Look out )Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards[00:01:55]

小心 买下一大堆的粉色泳衣[00:01:58]

(Look out )Then cause a major rift in time and space[00:01:58]

造成时空错乱[00:02:00]

And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place[00:02:00]

让你整个家到处一片狼藉[00:02:04]

That's right it's a [00:02:04]

就是这样[00:02:05]

Virus alert[00:02:05]

这就是病毒警告[00:02:07]

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt[00:02:07]

立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前[00:02:11]

Forward this message on to everybody[00:02:11]

把这个消息告诉所有人[00:02:14]

Virus alert[00:02:14]

病毒警告[00:02:16]

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt[00:02:16]

立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前[00:02:20]

Forward this message on to everybody[00:02:20]

把这个消息告诉所有人[00:02:23]

Warn all your friends send this to everybody[00:02:23]

警告你所有的朋友 把这个消息传播给每一个人[00:02:26]

Tell everyone you know tell everybody now[00:02:26]

告诉你认识的所有人 现在就告诉所有人[00:02:31]

If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born[00:02:31]

如果你被感染了 你会希望你从未出生[00:02:37]

So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn [00:02:37]

在它传播给你的奶奶以及所有亲属之前[00:02:44]

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down[00:02:44]

关掉你的电脑 确保拔掉电源[00:02:46]

Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground[00:02:46]

将它深埋于地底[00:02:49]

Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine[00:02:49]

将它彻底埋葬 再压上些大石头就更好了[00:02:52]

Then burn all the clothes[00:02:52]

烧掉所有的衣服[00:02:53]

You may have worn any time you were online[00:02:53]

那些在你上网的任何时候 都会穿的衣服[00:02:58]

Virus alert[00:02:58]

病毒警告[00:03:00]

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt[00:03:00]

立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前[00:03:04]

Forward this message on to everybody[00:03:04]

把这个消息告诉所有人[00:03:07]

Virus alert[00:03:07]

病毒警告[00:03:09]

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt[00:03:09]

立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前[00:03:13]

Forward this message on to everybody[00:03:13]

把这个消息告诉所有人[00:03:16]

Virus alert[00:03:16]

病毒警告[00:03:17]

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt[00:03:17]

立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前[00:03:21]

Forward this message on to everybody[00:03:21]

把这个消息告诉所有人[00:03:25]

Warn all your friends send this to everybody[00:03:25]

警告你所有的朋友 把这个消息传播给每一个人[00:03:27]

Tell everyone you know tell everybody now[00:03:27]

告诉你认识的所有人 现在就告诉所有人[00:03:31]

What are you waiting for [00:03:31]

你还在等什么[00:03:33]

Just hurry up and forward this to every single person[00:03:33]

赶紧去告诉每一个[00:03:36]

That you know[00:03:36]

你认识的人[00:03:37]

Hit send right now[00:03:37]

现在就把这个消息传播出去[00:03:42]