《One Day》歌词

歌曲： One Day

所属专辑：Groundhog Day The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

歌手： Andy Karl&Barrett Doss&Gr

时长： 08:46

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One Day (有一天) (《土拨鼠日》音乐剧插曲) - Andy Karl/Tim Minchin/Barrett Doss[00:00:00]

Written by：Tim Minchin[00:00:01]

I was brought up in taffeta dresses[00:00:01]

And taught to be pretty and precious[00:00:05]

And spending my playtimes with plastic princesses[00:00:07]

Who all had these bodies[00:00:10]

Just utterly ludicrous[00:00:11]

Minuscule waists and huge boobs and it's[00:00:13]

All nippleless and no pubes[00:00:16]

And no creases[00:00:18]

I mean Jesus[00:00:18]

It's pretty confusing[00:00:19]

Especially at six[00:00:22]

In that fairy tale world[00:00:24]

All the girls end up happy ever after[00:00:26]

Wooing their knights in shining armor[00:00:29]

But some nights down the track[00:00:32]

You can bet they'll be trapped[00:00:34]

Spending nights in shining armor[00:00:35]

While their knights spend their nights at a bar[00:00:40]

Or at a ball with some harlot[00:00:43]

I'm not bitter[00:00:44]

It's just better that I don't fall for all that[00:00:45]

Romantic bullsh*t now that I'm older[00:00:47]

Although I don't mind[00:00:52]

The thought of being tossed over a shoulder[00:00:53]

And trotted off to a mansion[00:00:56]

By some ruggedly handsome[00:00:57]

Man in a fireman helmet[00:00:59]

And have him just use me for sex[00:01:01]

As I say it's a little complex[00:01:06]

One day some day[00:01:12]

My prince may come[00:01:16]

But it doesn't seem likely[00:01:18]

And even if he came and he liked me[00:01:20]

It's likely he'd be[00:01:24]

Not quite my type[00:01:26]

Some day they say[00:01:29]

He'll come riding up on the back of a horse[00:01:32]

But of course I'm allergic to horses[00:01:36]

How will I tell him[00:01:40]

He'll just have to sell him[00:01:42]

I went to school with a girl[00:01:48]

I remember her well[00:01:50]

She was pretty smart[00:01:52]

And pretty as hell[00:01:53]

Her folks had a farm[00:01:54]

But she wouldn't stay of course[00:01:56]

She wanted prince charming[00:01:57]

So she went to LA of course[00:01:59]

Managed to seduce[00:02:01]

Famous actor or producer[00:02:02]

Shacked up in a house in the hills[00:02:04]

With a cat and a juicer[00:02:06]

And a fancy car and a tennis court[00:02:08]

But the guy wasn't quite the catch[00:02:11]

She thought she'd caught[00:02:13]

He treats her like trash and then[00:02:15]

You know the drill[00:02:17]

Takes his cat and his cash[00:02:18]

And finds some younger girl[00:02:20]

So she's left with this stupid corvette[00:02:22]

And an empty swimming pool which she fills with regret[00:02:25]

Smart girl but kind of dumb[00:02:30]

And I'd rather be lonely than sit on my fanny[00:02:33]

Waiting for my prince to come[00:02:37]

One day some day[00:02:42]

He'll come sweeping in and sweep me off my feet[00:02:45]

And spend the next four decades wanting to cheat on me[00:02:49]

Getting less handsome[00:02:53]

And fighting his dragons[00:02:55]

He'd know what to wear[00:03:01]

He'd have a full head of hair[00:03:03]

And his eyes would be brown or blue or green[00:03:05]

Well I don't care[00:03:08]

And his body would be toned[00:03:09]

With those pecs like you get at the gym[00:03:11]

But he won't spend all his time at the gym[00:03:14]

And he'll love reading books[00:03:17]

He'll be an excellent cook[00:03:19]

He'll be good looking but not too aware of his looks[00:03:21]

He'll be tender but tough[00:03:25]

And smart but not smug[00:03:27]

And attentive but not fawning[00:03:29]

And he'll smell good in the morning[00:03:30]

And he'll dance[00:03:32]

And like hiking[00:03:35]

And baking and biking[00:03:36]

I'm not picky I just ask[00:03:38]

That he likes me and I like him[00:03:40]

And I'd rather be alone[00:03:42]

If the only other option[00:03:44]

Is succumb and settle down[00:03:46]

With some condescending clown[00:03:47]

With a great rating from some dating service[00:03:50]

Some self professing Mr Perfect[00:03:53]

Another narcissistic legend[00:03:55]

Made a million out of hedge funds[00:03:57]

Another sexually ineffectual[00:03:59]

Self obsessing Metrosexuals[00:04:01]

Pseudointellectual[00:04:03]

Getting drunk and existential[00:04:05]

Every time the steelers lose a game[00:04:08]

Thanks but perhaps some other day[00:04:12]

One day some day[00:04:19]

My prince may come[00:04:22]

But I won't hold my breath[00:04:24]

There's only divorcees and weirdos left[00:04:26]

And weird is fine[00:04:30]

But not all the time[00:04:32]

One day some day[00:04:35]

My prince will come[00:04:38]

So the fairy tales said[00:04:40]

Thirty years later it's still in my head[00:04:42]

That if I screw a frog[00:04:46]

I will wake in a four poster bed[00:04:48]

There was a day with a girl[00:05:12]

I remember it well[00:05:13]

Her name was[00:05:16]

Janine[00:05:17]

Or Janean[00:05:18]

Or Joelle[00:05:19]

It's Joelle[00:05:20]

We drank piña coladas[00:05:21]

Watched the sun setting over the bay[00:05:23]

Watched the sun setting over the bay[00:05:26]

We made love in the sand[00:05:29]

And when we were through[00:05:31]

We went back to her room[00:05:34]

And watched ghostwriters II[00:05:36]

Smoked half a joint[00:05:38]

And ate half a pound of pate[00:05:40]

It was way too much pate[00:05:43]

Why couldn't that be my[00:05:45]

One day[00:05:47]

Some day[00:05:49]

I'll cut down on fried chicken take away[00:05:51]

My doctor said one day my heart will stop tickin'[00:05:55]

Unless I cut down on that chicken[00:05:59]

I will do it one day[00:06:02]

I'll stop drinking so much[00:06:05]

I'll stop dating men who are twenty years older[00:06:08]

I'll get a new safety clip for my holster[00:06:12]

It opens too quick[00:06:16]

I'll do it next week[00:06:18]

One day I'll get a new coffee maker[00:06:21]

Some day I will buy her a ring[00:06:25]

One day death will come to everyone[00:06:29]

One day I'll learn how to sing[00:06:33]

One day[00:06:38]

Some day[00:06:40]

My prince may come[00:06:42]

But it doesn't seem likely[00:06:44]

That I'm gonna give her some life meant[00:06:46]

Phil you bought me candy[00:06:49]

I bought you candy[00:06:51]

Can I get in your panties now[00:06:52]

One day[00:06:54]

Some day[00:06:57]

I'm not enough[00:06:59]

Of an actual man[00:07:00]

I'm not your fictional man[00:07:01]

I'm just me[00:07:02]

Who will love me for all that I am[00:07:04]

With all that he is[00:07:07]

This is all that there is[00:07:09]

Ok Phil we're on in[00:07:10]

Five one day[00:07:11]

Four three one day two[00:07:13]

Ok Phil we're on in[00:07:18]

Five one day[00:07:19]

Four three one day two[00:07:22]

Ok Phil we're on in[00:07:26]

Five one day[00:07:27]

Four three one day two[00:07:30]

Tomorrow spring will come and then[00:07:39]

There will be blue skies my friend[00:07:47]

Bright eyes and laughter[00:07:50]

Tomorrow[00:07:55]

You can curse cast spells or cry[00:07:57]

Offer your prayers to the unfeeling sky[00:08:01]

The spring will arrive when the winter is done[00:08:04]

And if it's not tomorrow[00:08:08]

Then tomorrow[00:08:10]

Then tomorrow[00:08:11]

Then tomorrow[00:08:12]

Then tomorrow[00:08:13]

Then tomorrow[00:08:14]

Then tomorrow[00:08:15]

Then tomorrow[00:08:16]

Then tomorrow[00:08:17]

Then tomorrow[00:08:18]

Then tomorrow[00:08:19]

Then tomorrow[00:08:20]

Then tomorrow[00:08:21]

Then tomorrow[00:08:22]

Then tomorrow[00:08:23]

Then tomorrow[00:08:24]

Aaaaaaaa[00:08:25]