《Everyone’s A Little Bit Racist》歌词

歌曲： Everyone’s A Little Bit Racist

所属专辑：Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

歌手： John Tartaglia&Stephanie

时长： 05:28

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Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - John Tartaglia/Stephanie D'Abruzzo[00:00:00]

Say Kate can I ask you a question [00:00:00]

Sure [00:00:01]

Well you know Trekkie Monster upstairs [00:00:02]

Uh huh [00:00:04]

Well he's Trekkie Monster and you're Kate Monster [00:00:04]

Right [00:00:07]

You're both Monsters [00:00:08]

Yeah [00:00:09]

Are you two related [00:00:10]

What Princeton I'm surprised at you [00:00:11]

I find that racist [00:00:14]

Oh well I'm sorry I was just asking [00:00:16]

Well it's a touchy subject [00:00:19]

Now now all Monsters are related [00:00:20]

What are you trying to say huh [00:00:23]

That we all look the same to you [00:00:25]

Huh huh huh [00:00:27]

Not at all [00:00:29]

I'm sorry I guess that was a little racist [00:00:30]

I should say so [00:00:32]

You should be much more careful when you're[00:00:35]

Talking about the sensitive subject of race [00:00:36]

Well look who's talking [00:00:40]

What do you mean [00:00:41]

What about that special Monster School you told me about [00:00:42]

What about it [00:00:45]

Could someone like me go there [00:00:46]

No we don't want people like you[00:00:48]

You see [00:00:51]

You're a little bit racist [00:00:52]

Well you're a little bit too [00:00:54]

I guess we're both a little bit racist [00:00:57]

Admitting it is not an easy thing to do [00:01:00]

But I guess it's true[00:01:02]

Between me and you I think[00:01:03]

Everyone's a little bit[00:01:05]

Racist sometimes [00:01:06]

Doesn't mean we go around committing[00:01:10]

Hate crimes [00:01:13]

Look around and[00:01:16]

You will find [00:01:17]

No one's really[00:01:18]

Color-blind [00:01:20]

Maybe it's a fact[00:01:21]

We all should face [00:01:23]

Everyone makes[00:01:26]

Judgments [00:01:28]

Based on race [00:01:30]

Not big judgments [00:01:31]

Like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from[00:01:32]

No [00:01:35]

No just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys[00:01:35]

Should learn to speak goddamn English [00:01:38]

Right [00:01:40]

Everyone's a little[00:01:41]

Bit racist -- today [00:01:42]

So everyone's a little[00:01:46]

Big racist -- okay [00:01:47]

Ethnic jokes might[00:01:51]

Be uncouth [00:01:53]

But you laugh because[00:01:54]

They're based on truth [00:01:55]

Don't take them as[00:01:57]

Personal attacks [00:01:58]

Everyone enjoys them --[00:02:02]

So relax [00:02:05]

All right stop me if you've heard this one [00:02:06]

There's a plane going down[00:02:09]

And there's only one parachute [00:02:10]

And there's a rabbi a priest [00:02:11]

And a BLACK guy [00:02:13]

Whatchoo talkin' about Kate [00:02:15]

Uh[00:02:16]

You were telling a BLACK joke [00:02:17]

Well sure Gary but lost of people tell black jokes [00:02:19]

I don't [00:02:22]

Well of course you don't -- you're black [00:02:22]

But I bet you tell Polack jokes right [00:02:24]

Well sure I do Those stupid Polacks [00:02:26]

Don't you think that's a little racist [00:02:31]

Well damn I guess you're right [00:02:34]

You're a little bit racist [00:02:36]

Well you're a little bit too [00:02:39]

We're all a little bit racist [00:02:41]

I think that I would have to agree with you [00:02:44]

We're glad you do [00:02:47]

It's sad but true [00:02:48]

Everyone's a little bit racist all right [00:02:50]

Bigotry has never been exclusively white[00:02:55]

If we all could[00:03:01]

Just admit[00:03:02]

That we are racist[00:03:03]

A little bit [00:03:05]

Even though we all[00:03:06]

Know that it's wrong [00:03:08]

Maybe it would help[00:03:12]

Us get along [00:03:13]

Christ do I feel good [00:03:16]

Now there was a fine upstanding black man [00:03:18]

Who [00:03:22]

Jesus Christ [00:03:22]

But Gary Jesus was white [00:03:24]

No Jesus was black [00:03:26]

No Jesus was white [00:03:27]

No I'm pretty sure Jesus was black [00:03:29]

Guys -- Jesus was Jewish [00:03:31]

Hey guys what are you laughing about [00:03:38]

Racism [00:03:40]

Cool [00:03:41]

Brian You come back here You take out lecycuraburs [00:03:42]

What's that mean [00:03:46]

Um Recyclables [00:03:47]

Hey don't laugh at her [00:03:49]

How many languages do you speak [00:03:52]

Oh come off it Brian [00:03:54]

Everyone's a little bit racist [00:03:57]

I'm not [00:03:59]

Oh no [00:04:00]

Nope How many oriental wives have you got [00:04:01]

What Brian [00:04:06]

Brian buddy [00:04:07]

Where you been [00:04:09]

The term is Asian-American [00:04:10]

I know you are[00:04:13]

No intending to be [00:04:14]

But calling me[00:04:18]

Oriental -- offensive to me [00:04:19]

I'm sorry honey I love you [00:04:22]

And I love you [00:04:26]

But you're racist too [00:04:28]

Yes I know [00:04:30]

The Jews have all[00:04:32]

The money[00:04:33]

And the whites have[00:04:34]

All the power[00:04:36]

And I'm always in[00:04:38]

Taxi-cab with driver[00:04:39]

Who no shower [00:04:41]

Me too [00:04:43]

Me too [00:04:43]

I can't even get a taxi [00:04:44]

Everyone's a little bit[00:04:46]

Racist it's true [00:04:48]

But everyone is just about[00:04:53]

As racist as you [00:04:55]

If we all could just admit[00:05:00]

That we are racist a little bit [00:05:03]

And everyone[00:05:07]

Stopped being so P C [00:05:08]

Maybe we could[00:05:12]

Live in harmony [00:05:14]

Ev'lyone's a ritter bit lacist[00:05:20]