时长: 04:39
Germs - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]
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Sometimes I really want to be alone[00:00:11]
有时候我真想一个人独处[00:00:16]
But that's one state I'm never in[00:00:16]
然而我从未有过这种感觉[00:00:22]
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions[00:00:22]
因为我知道我身上有几百万的[00:00:26]
Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin[00:00:26]
微小的单细胞生物住在我皮肤上[00:00:32]
Germs I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding[00:00:32]
微生物 我摩擦刷洗直到肉体发炎流血[00:00:37]
Germs But they just come right back again[00:00:37]
微生物 但它们还是卷土重来了[00:00:43]
Germs I can't even see 'em but I know they're up to something[00:00:43]
微生物 我也看不到它们 不过我知道它们有某种目的[00:00:48]
Hey don't touch that you don't know where it's been[00:00:48]
别碰 你并不清楚它去过哪里[00:00:53]
They're all over me[00:00:53]
它们在我全身上下[00:00:55]
They're inside of me[00:00:55]
它们在我体内繁殖[00:00:57]
Can't get 'em offa me[00:00:57]
无法从我身上赶走它们[00:01:00]
I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria[00:01:00]
我身上长满了极其微小的细菌[00:01:03]
What do they want from me[00:01:03]
它们想从我这得到什么[00:01:06]
What'll they do to me[00:01:06]
它们会对我做什么[00:01:08]
There's no escape for me[00:01:08]
我无法逃离[00:01:11]
I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria[00:01:11]
我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌[00:01:15]
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep[00:01:15]
要是现在我去睡觉的话[00:01:20]
That's when they start their sneak attack[00:01:20]
它们就开始进行隐蔽的攻势[00:01:26]
In the morning I wake up in utter horror[00:01:26]
早上我在极度恐惧中醒来[00:01:30]
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque[00:01:30]
发现我牙齿上长满了菌斑[00:01:36]
Germs Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face[00:01:36]
微生物 无法把那些寄生虫从我脸上赶走[00:01:41]
Germs And there's more comin' every day[00:01:41]
微生物 而且每天都会出现更多[00:01:47]
Germs I never said that they could camp out on my body[00:01:47]
微生物 我没说过它们会在我身上扎营[00:01:52]
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away[00:01:52]
我倒希望它们能打好小包走人[00:01:57]
They're all over me[00:01:57]
它们在我全身上下[00:01:59]
They're inside of me[00:01:59]
它们在我体内繁殖[00:02:02]
Can't get 'em offa me[00:02:02]
无法从我身上赶走它们[00:02:04]
I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria[00:02:04]
我身上长满了极其微小的细菌[00:02:07]
What do they want from me[00:02:07]
它们想从我这得到什么[00:02:10]
What'll they do to me[00:02:10]
它们会对我做什么[00:02:12]
There's no escape for me[00:02:12]
我无法逃离[00:02:15]
I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria[00:02:15]
我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌[00:02:40]
They're creepin' around my shorts[00:02:40]
微生物 它们在我短裤旁爬行[00:02:43]
They're under the bathroom sink[00:02:43]
它们在浴室水槽底下[00:02:46]
They're ridin' inside my car[00:02:46]
微生物 它们在我车里搭顺风[00:02:48]
They're swimmin' in every drink[00:02:48]
它们在每一杯饮料中畅游[00:02:51]
They're hidin' between my toes[00:02:51]
微生物 它们躲在我脚趾缝里[00:02:54]
They're lurkin' in every kiss[00:02:54]
它们潜伏在每一个吻中[00:02:56]
I got 'em way up my nose[00:02:56]
我发现它们高高在鼻子上[00:02:59]
In every orafice[00:02:59]
在每一个孔里[00:03:02]
I'm gonna show them who's boss[00:03:02]
微生物 我要让它们瞧瞧谁做主[00:03:04]
I'm gonna get even yet[00:03:04]
我总会做主的[00:03:07]
Just gimme some Lysol spray[00:03:07]
微生物 给我来些来苏儿喷剂[00:03:10]
Just hand me a moist towelette[00:03:10]
给我一张湿巾[00:03:12]
Don't tell me I'm paranoid[00:03:12]
微生物 别说我疑神疑鬼[00:03:15]
I know that they're after me[00:03:15]
我知道它们正为我而来[00:03:18]
Look under the microscope[00:03:18]
微生物 看看显微镜底下[00:03:21]
See[00:03:21]
它们在我全身上下[00:03:22]
They're all over me[00:03:22]
它们在我体内繁殖[00:03:25]
They're inside of me[00:03:25]
无法从我身上赶走它们[00:03:27]
Can't get 'em offa me[00:03:27]
我身上长满了极其微小的细菌[00:03:30]
I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria[00:03:30]
它们想从我这得到什么[00:03:33]
What do they want from me[00:03:33]
它们会对我做什么[00:03:35]
What'll they do to me[00:03:35]
我无法逃离[00:03:38]
There's no escape for me[00:03:38]
我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌[00:03:40]
I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria[00:03:40]
它们在我全身上下[00:03:45]
They're all over me[00:03:45]
我感觉到它们在全身[00:03:47]
I can feel 'em all over me[00:03:47]
在我全身各处[00:03:50]
Over every part of me[00:03:50]
极其微小的细菌[00:03:52]
Microscopic bacteria[00:03:52]
我知道它们正监视着我[00:03:55]
I know they're watching me[00:03:55]
它们时刻在监视我[00:03:58]
They're always watching me[00:03:58]
它们正为我而来[00:04:00]
They're coming after me[00:04:00]
极其微小的细菌[00:04:03]
Microscopic bacteria[00:04:03]
有人会来救我吗[00:04:04]
Won't somebody help me[00:04:04]
请来救救我吧 [00:04:07]
Please somebody help me[00:04:07]
你们得相信我[00:04:10]
You've got to believe me[00:04:10]
它们出动来干我了[00:04:12]
They're out to get me[00:04:12]
它们要控制我[00:04:15]
They wanna control me[00:04:15]
它们要毁灭我[00:04:18]
They wanna destroy me[00:04:18]
它们要杀死我[00:04:20]
They're tryin' to kill me[00:04:20]
这让我有点烦恼啊[00:04:25]