《Lunchlady Land(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： Lunchlady Land(Album Version)

所属专辑：They’re All Gonna Laugh at You! (Explicit)

歌手： Adam Sandler

时长： 05:03

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"This is a song..."[00:00:00]

"This is uhh, This is a new song..."[00:00:02]

"It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..."[00:00:08]

"The Lunchlady"[00:00:14]

[Laughing[00:00:16]

Woke up in the morning[00:00:25]

Put on my new plastic glove[00:00:28]

Served some reheated salisbury steak[00:00:33]

With a little slice of love[00:00:36]

Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of[00:00:42]

Just know everything's doing fine[00:00:50]

Down here in Lunchlady Land[00:00:52]

Well I wear this on my head[00:01:04]

'Cause my red hair is fallin' out[00:01:09]

I wear these brown orthopedic shoes[00:01:14]

'Cause I got a bad case of the gout[00:01:17]

I know you want seconds on the corndogs[00:01:22]

But there's no reason to shout[00:01:25]

Everybody gets enough food[00:01:30]

Down here in Lunchlady Land[00:01:32]

Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes[00:01:44]

And my breath reeks of tuna[00:01:51]

And there's lots of black hairsing out of my nose[00:01:54]

In Lunchlady Land your dreamse true[00:02:00]

Clouds made of carrots and peas[00:02:04]

Mountains built of shepherds pie[00:02:09]

And rivers made of macaroni and cheese[00:02:13]

But don't forget to return your trays[00:02:17]

And try to ignore my gum disease[00:02:20]

No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land[00:02:26]

Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders[00:02:39]

Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders[00:02:42]

Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans[00:02:44]

Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders[00:02:46]

Navy beans, navy beans[00:02:50]

Meatloaf sandwich[00:02:51]

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[00:02:54]

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[00:02:57]

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[00:03:01]

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[00:03:04]

Well I dreamt one morning[00:03:07]

That I woke up to see[00:03:10]

All the pepperoni pizza[00:03:11]

Was a-looking at me[00:03:12]

It screamed, why do you burn me[00:03:15]

And serve me up cold[00:03:17]

I said I got the spatula[00:03:18]

Just do what you're told[00:03:20]

Then the liver & onions[00:03:22]

Started joining the fight[00:03:24]

And the chocolate pudding[00:03:26]

Pushed me with all its might[00:03:27]

And the chop suey slapped me[00:03:29]

And it kicked me in the head[00:03:31]

It's called revenge Lunchlady[00:03:33]

Said the garlic bread[00:03:35]

I said what did I do[00:03:36]

To make you all so mad[00:03:38]

They said you got flabby arms[00:03:39]

And your breath is bad[00:03:42]

Then the green beans said[00:03:43]

You better run and hide[00:03:45]

But then my friend sloppy joe came[00:03:47]

And joined my side[00:03:49]

He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady[00:03:51]

The kids wouldn't eatcha[00:03:53]

You should be shakin' her hand[00:03:55]

And sayin' please to meet ya[00:03:56]

She gives you a purpose[00:03:59]

And she gives you a goal[00:04:01]

You should be kissin' her feet[00:04:03]

And kissin' her mole[00:04:04]

Now all the angry foods[00:04:11]

Just leave me alone[00:04:13]

And we all live together[00:04:14]

In a happy home[00:04:16]

Thanks to[00:04:18]

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[00:04:19]

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[00:04:22]

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[00:04:25]

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[00:04:29]

Well me & sloppy joe got married[00:04:33]

We got six kids and we're doing' just fine[00:04:40]

Down in Lunchlady Land[00:04:43]