《Facts Of Life》歌词

歌曲： Facts Of Life

所属专辑：Lazyboy (Explicit)

歌手： Lazyboy

时长： 03:57

播放 下载lrc歌词 下载纯文本歌词

Facts Of Life - Lazyboy[00:00:00]

Written by：Søren Nystrøm Rasted/Søren Nystrøm Rasted[00:00:00]

These are the facts[00:00:06]

These are the facts[00:00:08]

Of ladyboy[00:00:09]

So help me god[00:00:11]

This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is[00:00:13]

The bare facts of the life we live[00:00:16]

This is who we are this is what we do oh oh[00:00:19]

Did you know that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on TV[00:00:24]

Did you know 61 percent of all hits on the internet are on sex sites[00:00:27]

Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents[00:00:32]

The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year[00:00:37]

Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world[00:00:40]

The average person laughs 13 times a day Elvis was originally blond[00:00:42]

The average age of first intercourse is 15 point 3 years old[00:00:47]

The average erect penis is 5 point 2 inches long[00:00:51]

And 4 point 2 inches circumcised[00:00:55]

Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing[00:00:57]

41 percent of all people take people with curly hair less seriously[00:01:01]

20 percent of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience[00:01:05]

Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti wrinkle cream[00:01:09]

This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is[00:01:14]

The bare facts of the life we live[00:01:17]

This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is[00:01:20]

These are the facts of the life that we live[00:01:23]

This is who we are bare facts of the life we live[00:01:27]

This is who we are this is what we do[00:01:32]

This is who we are are are[00:01:34]

22 percent of the time a pizza will arrive faster[00:01:38]

Than an ambulance in great Britain[00:01:41]

96 percent of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm[00:01:43]

3 people die every year testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue[00:01:48]

The Guinness book of records holds the record[00:01:53]

For being the most stolen book in public libraries[00:01:55]

Butterflies taste with their feet 5 percent of the population is gay[00:01:58]

The worlds best known word is okay[00:02:03]

The second most well known word is coca cola[00:02:05]

The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue[00:02:08]

Charles Chaplin once won 3 rd prize[00:02:11]

In a Charles Chaplin look a like contest[00:02:13]

In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank[00:02:16]

Because a Prussian cargo plane dropped[00:02:18]

A living cow from 30000 feet[00:02:20]

Only one book has been printed in more copies[00:02:23]

Than the bible the Ikea catalog[00:02:25]

This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is[00:02:28]

The bare facts of the life we live[00:02:31]

This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is[00:02:33]

These are the facts of the life that we live[00:02:37]

This is who we are the facts of the life we live[00:02:41]

This is who we are this is what we do this is who we are[00:02:47]

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life[00:02:49]

In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth[00:02:54]

Today we are 6 billion people[00:02:57]

6 billion people 6 billion[00:03:00]

Time is ticking ticking yeah[00:03:01]

Donald duck was banned in Finland[00:03:06]

Because he doesn't wear pants[00:03:08]

74 percent of all nudist females are nudists[00:03:09]

Because their husbands are nudists[00:03:13]

More people die from a champagne cork popping[00:03:14]

Than from poison spiders 21 percent of all traffic accidents[00:03:17]

Happen because the driver falls asleep did you know[00:03:20]

That originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm[00:03:23]

Unfortunately it got stolen[00:03:27]

This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is[00:03:29]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah[00:03:32]

This is who we are this is what we do[00:03:35]

This is what it is yeah yeah yeah[00:03:38]

This is who we are bare facts of the life we live[00:03:42]

This is who we are this is what we do[00:03:47]

This is who we are this is what we do[00:03:51]

So help me god[00:03:53]