《Sid & Alex(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： Sid & Alex(Album Version)

所属专辑：Shhh...Don’t Tell (U.S. PA Version)

歌手： Adam Sandler&Betsy Hammer

时长： 02:12

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Sid & Alex(Album Version) - Adam Sandler[00:00:01]

I'll be up in a few Hello[00:00:03]

Hey Sid[00:00:09]

Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday man[00:00:10]

Alex Alex thank you thank you[00:00:12]

Thank you thank you[00:00:16]

For remembering thank you[00:00:18]

My pleasure Did you do anything fun today[00:00:20]

Nothing special Amy made lasagna we had cake the kids[00:00:22]

Gave me a tie and some socks terrific[00:00:27]

That's awesome man[00:00:30]

Hey I got a gift comin your way too I[00:00:31]

Fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow[00:00:33]

Thank you thank you Alex thank you What is it[00:00:35]

It's pretty cool You'll see tomorrow[00:00:39]

Aww come on give me a hint at least[00:00:41]

Can I ride it Can I eat it[00:00:43]

Nope[00:00:46]

Can I f**k it[00:00:46]

Ahaha no[00:00:47]

Can it f**k me[00:00:48]

No[00:00:50]

Is it hairy Is it something I can shave[00:00:50]

No[00:00:53]

Can it blow me[00:00:54]

No[00:00:55]

Is it something I can blow[00:00:56]

No[00:00:58]

Can I f**k it[00:00:58]

You already asked me that[00:01:00]

If I take it apart are there individual parts[00:01:01]

That I can f**k[00:01:03]

I don't think so[00:01:04]

Fair enough[00:01:06]

If I sit on it for a while will I cum[00:01:07]

Noooo[00:01:10]

Is it something Amy can strap on and f**k me with[00:01:10]

Sid No[00:01:13]

If I get jizz all over it will it be ruined[00:01:15]

I think[00:01:17]

Does it sweat[00:01:18]

Noo[00:01:19]

Is it something that can be used like a pussy[00:01:20]

That's just another way of asking if you can f**k it[00:01:24]

My bad Does it get big if you touch it[00:01:26]

No[00:01:29]

Does it get hard if you touch it[00:01:30]

Noo[00:01:31]

If my Amy catches me blowing it will she be mad[00:01:32]

Look you can't blow it man[00:01:36]

We already talked about that[00:01:37]

Right okay[00:01:38]

Let's say I'm stranded on a desert island with[00:01:40]

Just this item am I getting a rim job[00:01:43]

NO[00:01:46]

Can I f**k it[00:01:47]

NO it's a toaster man just a toaster[00:01:49]

Oh So I can f**k it In fact two people can f**k it at the[00:01:51]

Same time Alex ya wanna come over and f**k my toaster[00:01:57]

This weekend[00:02:01]

Don't mind if i doo doo[00:02:02]

Hahaha oh Alex[00:02:04]

Hahaha oh Sid Hahaha oh Sid good Alex haha yes[00:02:06]