《The Mule Session(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： The Mule Session(Album Version)

所属专辑：Shhh...Don’t Tell (U.S. PA Version)

歌手： Adam Sandler&Betsy Hammer

时长： 03:45

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My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian[00:00:01]

My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean[00:00:07]

My sister's on the dope[00:00:13]

And my brother always picks his nose[00:00:14]

And Daddy's only happy[00:00:19]

When he's wearing Mama's pantyhose yeah[00:00:20]

I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times )[00:00:24]

Then my dog got in the freeze box he ate everything I got[00:00:30]

But I've got my mule[00:00:35]

He's a very very nice mule[00:00:42]

He walks with me home from school[00:00:48]

Cause he's a very very nice mule[00:00:54]

When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel[00:01:03]

But now he prefers to dine on his own stool[00:01:09]

He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul[00:01:16]

Cause he's a very very pious mule[00:01:22]

When he sees a picture of a carrot[00:01:30]

He has a tendency to druel[00:01:32]

On Halloween he tries to scare me[00:01:36]

By dressing up as a ghoul[00:01:39]

He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel[00:01:45]

Cause he's a very very Old school mule[00:01:52]

A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool[00:01:59]

He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec Center pool[00:02:07]

When I break down on the side of the road[00:02:14]

He shows up with unleaded fuel[00:02:16]

He's a devoted fan of Ms Paula Abdul[00:02:21]

And also approves of the recent[00:02:30]

Makeover of former folkie Jewel[00:02:32]

When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated[00:02:48]

He just shook his head and said to himself 'what a fool'[00:02:50]

Cause he's a very very monogamous mule[00:02:55]

Porkchop Wake up man the session's not over [00:03:08]

After several well-publicized arrests for public urination[00:03:11]

He now drinks exclusively O'Doul[00:03:14]

And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club[00:03:19]

To show kids smoking isn't cool[00:03:22]

His favorite Elvis song is 'Don't be Cruel' [00:03:28]

No it's 'Hound Dog'[00:03:31]

The Mule Session (Album Version) - Adam Sandler[00:03:34]