《The Amazing Willy Wanker(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： The Amazing Willy Wanker(Album Version)

所属专辑：Shhh...Don’t Tell (U.S. PA Version)

歌手： Adam Sandler&Betsy Hammer

时长： 04:16

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The Amazing Willy Wanker (Album Version) - Adam Sandler[00:00:00]

When I was just a little wee lad[00:00:14]

I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad[00:00:17]

Something jumped and poked me good[00:00:21]

'That' he said 'just me morning wood'[00:00:24]

A little tin soldier's marchin by[00:00:27]

Sergeant major unzips his fly[00:00:31]

Pulls his weapon from his camouflage pants[00:00:34]

Slaps away 'til it starts to dance[00:00:37]

A shootin star's above my bed[00:00:40]

Changin' colors of my mushroom head[00:00:44]

A rainbow jizz flys across the room[00:00:47]

Little white spermies meet their doom[00:00:51]

Ah[00:00:54]

The amazing Willy Wanker[00:00:59]

Aaaah the amazing Willy Wanker[00:01:07]

And my scrotum sack he says[00:01:19]

La la la la la la tickle me[00:01:21]

Little green men from outer space[00:01:27]

Here to exterminate the human race[00:01:31]

Drop their ray guns and retreat to their ships[00:01:34]

When marshmallow sauce squirts from me tip[00:01:37]

Like a knight of olden camelot[00:01:41]

The goo takes off like an arrow shot[00:01:44]

Gwynevere drops to her knees and begs[00:01:47]

For the spittin dragon between me legs[00:01:51]

I'm using my thing for what it's for[00:01:54]

Gentle knock upon me door[00:01:57]

Mumsy drops her cup of tea[00:02:01]

When she sees my wank standing tall and free[00:02:04]

Ah the one and only Willy Wanker[00:02:07]

Aaaaah here comes Willy Wanker[00:02:21]

And my marble sack he says[00:02:32]

La la la la la la tickle me[00:02:34]

Rasberry scones and marmalade[00:02:41]

Squeezing my squid in the evening shine[00:02:47]

Visions of mermaids in the sky[00:02:54]

Shooting my load in me own left eye[00:03:01]

Gramps was a hero in the first world war[00:03:09]

But he ain't got no dick no more[00:03:12]

Comes home smokin from the corner pub[00:03:16]

Makes poor old gramsy kiss his nub[00:03:19]

The world spins around like a big bass drum[00:03:22]

Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum[00:03:26]

The irish dance and the scotsmem howl[00:03:29]

Time to clean up with the washroom towel[00:03:32]

Ah yeah it's only Willy Wanker yeah[00:03:36]

Ah the lonely Willy Wanker[00:03:49]

And my wrinkled sack he says[00:04:00]

La la la la la la tickle me[00:04:02]