所属专辑:Batman vs Sherlock Holmes-Single
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Batman vs Sherlock Holmes - Epic Rap Battles of History[00:00:00]
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Nice hat dork [00:00:13]
不错的帽子 傻子[00:00:15]
You look like a duck[00:00:15]
你看起来风生水起[00:00:17]
I had Alfred read your books [00:00:17]
我让Alfred阅读你的书[00:00:19]
He told me they suck[00:00:19]
他告诉我他们真的很糟糕[00:00:20]
I'll crush your British nuts until[00:00:20]
我会伤害你那颗狂热的心 直到[00:00:22]
They're bangers and mash[00:00:22]
令它变得粉碎[00:00:23]
I've seen better detective[00:00:23]
我见过更好的侦探[00:00:25]
Work in Tango & Cash[00:00:25]
在探戈与加什工作[00:00:27]
You chump I kick punks[00:00:27]
你这个笨蛋 我会打朋克[00:00:29]
Like you off the streets[00:00:29]
会把你踢到街上[00:00:30]
While you and Velma here are[00:00:30]
当你和Velma都在这里的时候[00:00:32]
Solving Scooby Doo mysteries[00:00:32]
解开Scooby Doo 的谜团[00:00:34]
Nothing makes me laugh [00:00:34]
没有什么值得我好笑的[00:00:35]
But I bet your raps can[00:00:35]
但是我打赌你的说唱可以[00:00:37]
So bring it on b**ch I'm Batman [00:00:37]
所以赶紧开始吧 坏女人 我是蝙蝠侠[00:00:41]
I once met a rich fellow[00:00:41]
有一次我见到一个有钱的朋友[00:00:42]
Who smelled of guano and pain[00:00:42]
他实在是太令人恶心了[00:00:44]
Holmes explain[00:00:44]
Holmes解释说[00:00:45]
I deduce this douce stain as[00:00:45]
我猜这些污点就像是[00:00:46]
Bruce Wayne[00:00:46]
Bruce Wayne的[00:00:47]
The billionaire [00:00:47]
富豪们[00:00:48]
Yes his wealth would allow[00:00:48]
是的 他财大气粗[00:00:49]
This adversary of hours[00:00:49]
在这属于对手的时间里[00:00:51]
To afford the toys his needs[00:00:51]
根据他的需要来提供这些玩具[00:00:52]
Since he has no superpowers [00:00:52]
由于他没有超能力[00:00:54]
You want to battle [00:00:54]
你想要斗争[00:00:55]
Bat Bring it then[00:00:55]
那么来吧[00:00:57]
I heard he has a British butler[00:00:57]
我听说他有一个英国管家[00:00:58]
Good Then he'll be used to[00:00:58]
很好 那么他会习惯[00:01:00]
Getting served by Englishmen [00:01:00]
被英国人服务[00:01:01]
You're a wack vigilante[00:01:01]
你就是个怪异的警卫员[00:01:02]
Black pantied spud with no skill[00:01:02]
穿着黑色的短裤没有任何技能[00:01:04]
My sidekick's a doctor[00:01:04]
我的伙伴是一个医生[00:01:06]
Because his flows are so ill [00:01:06]
因为他的资金流出现了问题 [00:01:08]
Shut up nerds [00:01:08]
闭嘴 讨厌鬼[00:01:10]
I serve justice so eat it[00:01:10]
我为正义服务 把这些都吃光[00:01:11]
My sidekick only comes around[00:01:11]
我的医生朋友会过来[00:01:14]
When he's needed [00:01:14]
当别人需要他的时候[00:01:15]
Boy wonder make you wonder[00:01:15]
迷惑的人会令你更加迷惑[00:01:16]
How your a** got killed[00:01:16]
你是怎么被杀死的[00:01:17]
Bite harder than those hounds[00:01:17]
比那些猎犬更狠地咬着[00:01:18]
Down in Baskerville[00:01:18]
回到Baskerville[00:01:18]
I'll bust you with[00:01:18]
我会打你[00:01:19]
That bat-whack-rap repellant[00:01:19]
用棍棒狠狠伤害你[00:01:20]
Rappel a building snatch a villain[00:01:20]
用绳索从楼上滑下 赶走坏人[00:01:21]
Then by dinner be chilling[00:01:21]
在晚饭的时候会冷静下来[00:01:21]
Gotta secret about your[00:01:21]
我有关于你的女孩的秘密[00:01:22]
Homegirl Irene Adler[00:01:22]
Irene Adler的同乡[00:01:24]
Took her back to my nest [00:01:24]
把她带到我这里来[00:01:25]
To bam pow kersplat her[00:01:25]
来质问她[00:01:26]
I'll shatter that fiddle[00:01:26]
我会砸烂那个小提琴[00:01:26]
With a chop of the hand [00:01:26]
用我的手[00:01:27]
Holy Conan Doyle [00:01:27]
Conan Doyle[00:01:28]
Let's get em Aw god damn [00:01:28]
让我们找到他们[00:01:29]
You're not smart you're selfish [00:01:29]
你一点也不聪明 你很自私[00:01:31]
You endanger everyone's life[00:01:31]
你威胁到了每个人的生命[00:01:32]
Why don't you let your boyfriend[00:01:32]
为什么你不让你的男朋友[00:01:34]
Here go home to his wife [00:01:34]
去找他自己的老婆[00:01:35]
Nobody likes you not your brother [00:01:35]
没人会喜欢你和你的哥哥[00:01:37]
Not your partner not Scotland Yard [00:01:37]
不是你的伙伴 不是苏格兰的后院[00:01:39]
You'll die alone with no friends[00:01:39]
你会孤独终老[00:01:40]
Except that needle in your arm [00:01:40]
无依无靠[00:01:43]
This mustn't register on[00:01:43]
这肯定不容易被发现[00:01:44]
An emotional levela[00:01:44]
在感情的层面上[00:01:45]
First exploit childhood tragedya[00:01:45]
首先 利用童年的悲剧[00:01:49]
Then gesture with pipea[00:01:49]
然后摆出打针的姿势[00:01:50]
Watson finishes punchlinea next [00:01:50]
Watson完成了下一个[00:01:53]
Acknowledge compliment[00:01:53]
感激别人的赞美[00:01:55]
Conclude with killer catchphrasea[00:01:55]
用杀手的结语来总结[00:01:56]
I believe your parent's homicide is[00:01:56]
我相信你的伙伴是个杀人犯[00:01:58]
Why you mask your face[00:01:58]
为什么你要蒙住自己的脸[00:01:59]
You're shamed and traumatized and[00:01:59]
你感到耻辱和受创[00:02:01]
Haunted by the vast disgrace[00:02:01]
被巨大的耻辱缠绕[00:02:02]
Of watching like a passive waste[00:02:02]
看起来像个废物[00:02:04]
As momma died and daddy[00:02:04]
当爸妈去世的时候[00:02:05]
Was dispatched with haste [00:02:05]
被匆忙派遣过去[00:02:07]
Holmes you've cracked the case [00:02:07]
Holmes你已经破案了[00:02:08]
You're a bat sh*t crazy basket case [00:02:08]
你令人绝望[00:02:10]
Bloody good rhymes [00:02:10]
多好的旋律啊[00:02:11]
I've got tonnes [00:02:11]
这就是我的音调[00:02:12]
Dissing these dynamic douchebags[00:02:12]
别在意这些傻子们[00:02:14]
Was elementary my dear Watson[00:02:14]
这是基本的 我亲爱的Watson[00:02:19]