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《The Real Slim Shady vs H To Tha Izzo》歌词


歌曲: The Real Slim Shady vs H To Tha Izzo

所属专辑:Eminem Vs Kanye West

歌手: DJ Fletch

时长: 05:08

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The Real Slim Shady vs H To Tha Izzo

May I have your attention please[00:00:03]

请注意[00:00:06]

May I have your attention please[00:00:06]

请注意[00:00:15]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:15]

哪位是真正的slim shady 请站起来[00:00:19]

We're going to have a problem here[00:00:19]

好像出问题了[00:00:20]

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:20]

好像你们从来没见过白人似的[00:00:22]

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door[00:00:22]

下巴着地 像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门[00:00:25]

Started whoopin her a** worse than before[00:00:25]

就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热[00:00:27]

They first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)[00:00:27]

他们第一次离婚他把她扔得撞到家具上[00:00:30]

It's the return of the[00:00:30]

这就是回报[00:00:31]

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he[00:00:31]

不对 不可能 你在开玩笑 他刚没说 我以为他说的 是吗[00:00:35]

And Dr Dre said[00:00:35]

然后Dr Dre说[00:00:36]

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)[00:00:36]

什么都没说 你个笨蛋 Dre老早死了 他现在被我锁在地下室里 [00:00:41]

Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:41]

女权主义的女人热爱eminem[00:00:42]

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him[00:00:42]

slim shady 我讨厌死他[00:00:45]

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what[00:00:45]

看他四处走动抓挠自己你懂的[00:00:47]

Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though[00:00:47]

你知道是谁 但他依然那么可爱[00:00:50]

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:50]

一对夫妇亲热的场景总是在我脑中盘旋[00:00:53]

But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms[00:00:53]

但没有比你自己父母卧室发生的事情更加糟糕了[00:00:55]

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose[00:00:55]

有时我想看看电视放松[00:00:58]

But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose[00:00:58]

但说实话Tomgreen跟一个死了的驼鹿亲热还挺酷的[00:01:01]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:01:01]

我游荡在你唇边 [00:01:03]

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:01:03]

如果我幸运的话可以得到一个你的吻[00:01:05]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:01:05]

那是我们要生孩子的信号[00:01:08]

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is[00:01:08]

我希望他们不知道女人的私处[00:01:10]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:10]

但他们总归会知道[00:01:13]

By the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:13]

上四年级的时候[00:01:14]

They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:14]

他们已经开始看探索频道了不是吗[00:01:15]

We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:15]

我们都是哺乳动物[00:01:18]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:18]

有些还是食人族 **就像杀死猎鹰那样[00:01:20]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:20]

但如果我们连死去的动物和羚羊都要侮辱[00:01:23]

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:23]

那两个男人确实可以去私奔了[00:01:25]

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:25]

要是你跟我想的一样 赌赢算我的[00:01:28]

Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:28]

女人们挥舞着你的裤子 齐声歌唱 [00:01:31]

I'm Slim Shady[00:01:31]

我是slim shady[00:01:32]

(Chorus)[00:01:32]

//[00:01:32]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:32]

是的我是真的shady[00:01:33]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:33]

其他的slim shady都是伪装的[00:01:35]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:01:35]

所以真的slim shady [00:01:37]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:37]

请站起来站起来站起来[00:01:41]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:01:41]

因为我是slim shady[00:01:42]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:42]

是的我是真的shady[00:01:43]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:43]

其他的slim shady 都是伪装的[00:01:45]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:01:45]

所以真正的slim shady [00:01:47]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:47]

请站起来站起来站起来[00:01:51]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records[00:01:51]

Will Smith为了卖唱片而不在说唱里骂人[00:01:53]

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:53]

所以我骂他[00:01:57]

You think I give a damm about a Grammy[00:01:57]

你认为我侮辱格莱美[00:01:58]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:58]

一半的批判者都无法容忍我 让孤独与我同在[00:02:01]

But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird[00:02:01]

但是slim 要是你赢了 那不奇怪吗[00:02:03]

Why So you guys can just lie to get me here[00:02:03]

为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来[00:02:06]

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears[00:02:06]

你们可以做我的位置 就挨着Britney spears[00:02:08]

Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[00:02:08]

Christina Aguilera 最好跟我换个位置[00:02:10]

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[00:02:10]

我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst旁边[00:02:13]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:13]

听听他们为了她会先转向谁而争论不休[00:02:16]

Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV[00:02:16]

坏女人让我在MTV上受到伤害[00:02:18]

Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe[00:02:18]

她很可爱但我认为她会嫁给Kim [00:02:21]

I should download her audio on mp3[00:02:21]

我应该下载她的歌[00:02:23]

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D (scream)[00:02:23]

然后告诉全世界她怎么把不好的病传染给eminem[00:02:27]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me[00:02:27]

你们这些小男生小女生组合真让我不爽[00:02:30]

So I've been sent here to destroy you[00:02:30]

所以我是被派来毁掉你们的[00:02:32]

And theres a million of us just like me[00:02:32]

还有一批人像我一样[00:02:33]

Who cuss like me[00:02:33]

骂人也像我[00:02:34]

Who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:34]

只是不会乱搞男女关系[00:02:36]

Who dress like me[00:02:36]

穿着像我[00:02:37]

Walk talk and act like me[00:02:37]

走路说话都像我[00:02:39]

It just might be the next best thing[00:02:39]

这几乎是最好的事了[00:02:41]

But not quite me[00:02:41]

但他们还不是我[00:02:42]

I'm Slim Shady[00:02:42]

我是slim shady[00:02:43]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:43]

是的我是真正的slim shady[00:02:44]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:44]

你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我[00:02:46]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:02:46]

所以真正的slim shady[00:02:47]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:47]

请站起来站起来站起来[00:02:52]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:02:52]

因为我是slim shady[00:02:52]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:52]

是的我是真正的slim shady[00:02:53]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:53]

你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我[00:02:56]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:02:56]

所以真正的slim shady[00:02:58]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:58]

请站起来站起来站起来[00:03:01]

I'm like a headtrip to listen to[00:03:01]

我喜欢听听先哲们说的道理[00:03:03]

Cause I'm only giving you[00:03:03]

因为我只会奉献[00:03:04]

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room[00:03:04]

你在你的卧室里说的朋友的玩笑[00:03:07]

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll[00:03:07]

不同的是我在人前敢说[00:03:10]

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all[00:03:10]

我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴上抹蜜[00:03:12]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:03:12]

我拿起话筒开始吐槽它[00:03:14]

And whether you like to admit it (rip)[00:03:14]

不管你接不接受[00:03:16]

I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there[00:03:16]

我会比百分之90的说唱歌手骂得更赞 [00:03:18]

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums[00:03:18]

你们担心小孩怎么吸收这些歌曲的精华[00:03:21]

Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30[00:03:21]

这很有趣 因为我三十岁的时候受到责骂[00:03:24]

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty[00:03:24]

只有我敢在护士之家轻浮护士[00:03:27]

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking[00:03:27]

我捏她们的臀部[00:03:30]

But this whole bag of viagra isn't working[00:03:30]

然后亲热[00:03:32]

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'[00:03:32]

每个人心里都隐藏着slim shady[00:03:34]

He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings[00:03:34]

他可以是在汉堡王工作 往洋葱圈里吐口水[00:03:37]

Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:37]

或者在停车场开车绕圈[00:03:38]

Screaming I don't give a f**k[00:03:38]

在胡乱尖叫[00:03:40]

With his windows down and system up[00:03:40]

他把窗户摇下情绪高涨[00:03:42]

So will the real Shady please stand up[00:03:42]

所以真正的slim shady请站起来[00:03:45]

And put one of those fingures on each hand up[00:03:45]

竖起你的中指[00:03:47]

And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:47]

为你的思想失去束缚感到自豪吧[00:03:50]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:50]

咱再来一次 声音大点 继续唱[00:03:52]

Cuz I'm Slim Shady[00:03:52]

因为我是slim shady[00:03:53]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:53]

是的我是真正的shady[00:03:54]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:54]

其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的[00:03:56]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:56]

所以请真正的slim shady 站起来吧[00:03:59]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:59]

请站起来站起来站起来[00:04:02]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:02]

因为我是slim shady[00:04:03]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:03]

是的我是真正的slim shady[00:04:05]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:05]

你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的[00:04:07]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:07]

所以真正的slim shady[00:04:09]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:09]

请站起来站起来站起来[00:04:12]

I'm Slim Shady[00:04:12]

我是slim shady[00:04:13]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:13]

是的我是真正的slim shady[00:04:15]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:15]

你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的[00:04:16]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:04:16]

所以真正的slim shady[00:04:19]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:19]

请站起来站起来站起来[00:04:22]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:22]

因为我是slim shady[00:04:23]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:23]

是的我是真正的slim shady[00:04:25]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:25]

你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的[00:04:27]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:27]

所以真正的slim shady[00:04:28]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:28]

请站起来站起来站起来[00:04:33]