所属专辑:Eminem Vs Kanye West
歌手: DJ Fletch
时长: 05:08
May I have your attention please[00:00:03]
请注意[00:00:06]
May I have your attention please[00:00:06]
请注意[00:00:15]
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:15]
哪位是真正的slim shady 请站起来[00:00:19]
We're going to have a problem here[00:00:19]
好像出问题了[00:00:20]
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:20]
好像你们从来没见过白人似的[00:00:22]
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door[00:00:22]
下巴着地 像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门[00:00:25]
Started whoopin her a** worse than before[00:00:25]
就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热[00:00:27]
They first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)[00:00:27]
他们第一次离婚他把她扔得撞到家具上[00:00:30]
It's the return of the[00:00:30]
这就是回报[00:00:31]
Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he[00:00:31]
不对 不可能 你在开玩笑 他刚没说 我以为他说的 是吗[00:00:35]
And Dr Dre said[00:00:35]
然后Dr Dre说[00:00:36]
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)[00:00:36]
什么都没说 你个笨蛋 Dre老早死了 他现在被我锁在地下室里 [00:00:41]
Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:41]
女权主义的女人热爱eminem[00:00:42]
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him[00:00:42]
slim shady 我讨厌死他[00:00:45]
Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what[00:00:45]
看他四处走动抓挠自己你懂的[00:00:47]
Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though[00:00:47]
你知道是谁 但他依然那么可爱[00:00:50]
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:50]
一对夫妇亲热的场景总是在我脑中盘旋[00:00:53]
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms[00:00:53]
但没有比你自己父母卧室发生的事情更加糟糕了[00:00:55]
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose[00:00:55]
有时我想看看电视放松[00:00:58]
But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose[00:00:58]
但说实话Tomgreen跟一个死了的驼鹿亲热还挺酷的[00:01:01]
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:01:01]
我游荡在你唇边 [00:01:03]
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:01:03]
如果我幸运的话可以得到一个你的吻[00:01:05]
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:01:05]
那是我们要生孩子的信号[00:01:08]
And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is[00:01:08]
我希望他们不知道女人的私处[00:01:10]
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:10]
但他们总归会知道[00:01:13]
By the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:13]
上四年级的时候[00:01:14]
They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:14]
他们已经开始看探索频道了不是吗[00:01:15]
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:15]
我们都是哺乳动物[00:01:18]
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:18]
有些还是食人族 **就像杀死猎鹰那样[00:01:20]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:20]
但如果我们连死去的动物和羚羊都要侮辱[00:01:23]
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:23]
那两个男人确实可以去私奔了[00:01:25]
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:25]
要是你跟我想的一样 赌赢算我的[00:01:28]
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:28]
女人们挥舞着你的裤子 齐声歌唱 [00:01:31]
I'm Slim Shady[00:01:31]
我是slim shady[00:01:32]
(Chorus)[00:01:32]
//[00:01:32]
Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:32]
是的我是真的shady[00:01:33]
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:33]
其他的slim shady都是伪装的[00:01:35]
So won't the real Slim Shady[00:01:35]
所以真的slim shady [00:01:37]
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:37]
请站起来站起来站起来[00:01:41]
Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:01:41]
因为我是slim shady[00:01:42]
Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:42]
是的我是真的shady[00:01:43]
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:43]
其他的slim shady 都是伪装的[00:01:45]
So won't the real Slim shady[00:01:45]
所以真正的slim shady [00:01:47]
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:47]
请站起来站起来站起来[00:01:51]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records[00:01:51]
Will Smith为了卖唱片而不在说唱里骂人[00:01:53]
Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:53]
所以我骂他[00:01:57]
You think I give a damm about a Grammy[00:01:57]
你认为我侮辱格莱美[00:01:58]
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:58]
一半的批判者都无法容忍我 让孤独与我同在[00:02:01]
But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird[00:02:01]
但是slim 要是你赢了 那不奇怪吗[00:02:03]
Why So you guys can just lie to get me here[00:02:03]
为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来[00:02:06]
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears[00:02:06]
你们可以做我的位置 就挨着Britney spears[00:02:08]
Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[00:02:08]
Christina Aguilera 最好跟我换个位置[00:02:10]
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[00:02:10]
我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst旁边[00:02:13]
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:13]
听听他们为了她会先转向谁而争论不休[00:02:16]
Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV[00:02:16]
坏女人让我在MTV上受到伤害[00:02:18]
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe[00:02:18]
她很可爱但我认为她会嫁给Kim [00:02:21]
I should download her audio on mp3[00:02:21]
我应该下载她的歌[00:02:23]
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D (scream)[00:02:23]
然后告诉全世界她怎么把不好的病传染给eminem[00:02:27]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me[00:02:27]
你们这些小男生小女生组合真让我不爽[00:02:30]
So I've been sent here to destroy you[00:02:30]
所以我是被派来毁掉你们的[00:02:32]
And theres a million of us just like me[00:02:32]
还有一批人像我一样[00:02:33]
Who cuss like me[00:02:33]
骂人也像我[00:02:34]
Who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:34]
只是不会乱搞男女关系[00:02:36]
Who dress like me[00:02:36]
穿着像我[00:02:37]
Walk talk and act like me[00:02:37]
走路说话都像我[00:02:39]
It just might be the next best thing[00:02:39]
这几乎是最好的事了[00:02:41]
But not quite me[00:02:41]
但他们还不是我[00:02:42]
I'm Slim Shady[00:02:42]
我是slim shady[00:02:43]
Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:43]
是的我是真正的slim shady[00:02:44]
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:44]
你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我[00:02:46]
So won't the real Slim Shady[00:02:46]
所以真正的slim shady[00:02:47]
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:47]
请站起来站起来站起来[00:02:52]
Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:02:52]
因为我是slim shady[00:02:52]
Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:52]
是的我是真正的slim shady[00:02:53]
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:53]
你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我[00:02:56]
So won't the real Slim shady[00:02:56]
所以真正的slim shady[00:02:58]
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:58]
请站起来站起来站起来[00:03:01]
I'm like a headtrip to listen to[00:03:01]
我喜欢听听先哲们说的道理[00:03:03]
Cause I'm only giving you[00:03:03]
因为我只会奉献[00:03:04]
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room[00:03:04]
你在你的卧室里说的朋友的玩笑[00:03:07]
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll[00:03:07]
不同的是我在人前敢说[00:03:10]
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all[00:03:10]
我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴上抹蜜[00:03:12]
I just get on the mic and spit it[00:03:12]
我拿起话筒开始吐槽它[00:03:14]
And whether you like to admit it (rip)[00:03:14]
不管你接不接受[00:03:16]
I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there[00:03:16]
我会比百分之90的说唱歌手骂得更赞 [00:03:18]
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums[00:03:18]
你们担心小孩怎么吸收这些歌曲的精华[00:03:21]
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30[00:03:21]
这很有趣 因为我三十岁的时候受到责骂[00:03:24]
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty[00:03:24]
只有我敢在护士之家轻浮护士[00:03:27]
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking[00:03:27]
我捏她们的臀部[00:03:30]
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working[00:03:30]
然后亲热[00:03:32]
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'[00:03:32]
每个人心里都隐藏着slim shady[00:03:34]
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings[00:03:34]
他可以是在汉堡王工作 往洋葱圈里吐口水[00:03:37]
Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:37]
或者在停车场开车绕圈[00:03:38]
Screaming I don't give a f**k[00:03:38]
在胡乱尖叫[00:03:40]
With his windows down and system up[00:03:40]
他把窗户摇下情绪高涨[00:03:42]
So will the real Shady please stand up[00:03:42]
所以真正的slim shady请站起来[00:03:45]
And put one of those fingures on each hand up[00:03:45]
竖起你的中指[00:03:47]
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:47]
为你的思想失去束缚感到自豪吧[00:03:50]
And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:50]
咱再来一次 声音大点 继续唱[00:03:52]
Cuz I'm Slim Shady[00:03:52]
因为我是slim shady[00:03:53]
Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:53]
是的我是真正的shady[00:03:54]
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:54]
其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的[00:03:56]
So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:56]
所以请真正的slim shady 站起来吧[00:03:59]
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:59]
请站起来站起来站起来[00:04:02]
Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:02]
因为我是slim shady[00:04:03]
Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:03]
是的我是真正的slim shady[00:04:05]
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:05]
你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的[00:04:07]
So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:07]
所以真正的slim shady[00:04:09]
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:09]
请站起来站起来站起来[00:04:12]
I'm Slim Shady[00:04:12]
我是slim shady[00:04:13]
Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:13]
是的我是真正的slim shady[00:04:15]
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:15]
你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的[00:04:16]
So won't the real Slim Shady[00:04:16]
所以真正的slim shady[00:04:19]
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:19]
请站起来站起来站起来[00:04:22]
Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:22]
因为我是slim shady[00:04:23]
Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:23]
是的我是真正的slim shady[00:04:25]
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:25]
你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的[00:04:27]
So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:27]
所以真正的slim shady[00:04:28]
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:28]
请站起来站起来站起来[00:04:33]