《The Goat Song(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： The Goat Song(Explicit)

所属专辑：What’s Your Name? (Explicit)

歌手： Adam Sandler

时长： 07:49

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The Goat Song (Album Version) - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)[00:00:00]

I am a simple goat[00:00:07]

I live on the back of a pick up truck[00:00:12]

The old man tied me[00:00:18]

Here with a 3 foot rope[00:00:19]

Am I happy he don't give a f**k[00:00:22]

Hey goat[00:00:27]

I'm gonna beat your head in with a hickory stick[00:00:28]

Sometimes he uses his fists[00:00:31]

He's filled with anger and filled with rage[00:00:35]

And tells me I smell like piss[00:00:39]

His drink Jimmy Bean[00:00:44]

His chaser a bear[00:00:46]

After that various alcohols[00:00:48]

That's when the beatings get so severe[00:00:52]

Asleep I pray he falls[00:00:56]

But don't feel sorry for me[00:01:01]

Things weren't always this bad[00:01:05]

Why when I was a young talking goat[00:01:09]

The old man was just like my dad[00:01:13]

I come from the hills of Europe[00:01:18]

That's where I met the old man[00:01:21]

He was lost in the woods[00:01:24]

I gave him directions[00:01:26]

He gave me a tuna can[00:01:27]

Then he stopped in his tracks[00:01:29]

And he said[00:01:31]

Hey goat[00:01:32]

Would you like to live with me[00:01:32]

I've got a house with a pick up truck[00:01:35]

In a place across the sea[00:01:37]

I said sure why not I've got no family[00:01:40]

You seem like a nice guy[00:01:43]

So we went off to America[00:01:45]

The home of the apple pie[00:01:47]

On the boat the old man told me[00:01:52]

I would be a present for his wife[00:01:55]

A talking goat he exclaimed[00:01:58]

She'd never seen this in her life[00:02:01]

I felt so special[00:02:04]

Well I just couldn't believe it[00:02:09]

After all theses years I finally had a friend[00:02:13]

He trimmed my beard[00:02:22]

He scraped my hooves[00:02:25]

I prayed it would never end[00:02:29]

But when we got to his house[00:02:36]

There was no wife[00:02:38]

Only a short short letter[00:02:40]

It said I'm leaving you for your brother[00:02:43]

Because he f**ks me better[00:02:46]

His eyes filled with tears of sadness[00:02:49]

His heart was filled with grief[00:02:52]

To soothe himself[00:02:54]

He drank a pint of old granddad[00:02:55]

And beat me like a side of beef[00:02:57]

I screamed[00:03:00]

Send me back to the hills of Europe[00:03:00]

He just shook his head and said[00:03:03]

Nope[00:03:04]

No one will ever leave me again[00:03:06]

To make sure put on this 3 foot f**king rope[00:03:07]

Present day[00:03:11]

I've been on the truck for 51 years[00:03:12]

My only friend is the AM radio[00:03:15]

Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by[00:03:18]

But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw[00:03:22]

At first they're excited to see a talking goat[00:03:26]

They gather around to hear what I have to say[00:03:29]

But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long[00:03:32]

So they leave and giggle I need a bidet[00:03:36]

But you know there was a night[00:03:42]

That I did get off the truck[00:03:44]

When the old man was passed out drunk[00:03:46]

Three neightborhood kids took me[00:03:51]

To a rock n roll concert[00:03:53]

The kind of music old school funk[00:03:55]

It was the first time I got off the truck[00:04:07]

The music made me lose control[00:04:09]

The lead singer asked if we were having fun[00:04:12]

I said F**king crank that rock n roll[00:04:14]

The women at the show were beautiful[00:04:17]

As they danced sexily on the soft grass[00:04:19]

One of them even petted my fur[00:04:22]

F**k me in the goat a**[00:04:25]

Then some long haired guys grabbed me by the horns[00:04:27]

And threw me in the mosh pit[00:04:29]

They passed me around and treated me nice[00:04:31]

Till I nerviously sprayed them with sh*t[00:04:34]

Then the music stopped[00:04:36]

And everything was quite[00:04:38]

And all the rock n rollers started a f**king goat riot[00:04:41]

Kill the goat[00:04:45]

Kill the goat[00:04:48]

Kill the goat[00:04:51]

Kill the goat[00:04:54]

They chased me under the bleachers[00:04:58]

They chased me onto the street[00:05:00]

They chased me into an alley[00:05:02]

And said I was a dead f**king goat meat[00:05:04]

But then I saw a sight[00:05:06]

That I never thought I'd see[00:05:08]

The old man swinging his hickory stick[00:05:10]

But he wasn't swinging at me[00:05:12]

F**k you pot smoking turkeys[00:05:14]

Don't you press your luck[00:05:16]

The long hairs ran away screaming[00:05:18]

As I scrambled onto the truck[00:05:20]

When we got home the old man said[00:05:22]

Goat you broke the sacred law[00:05:25]

No[00:05:27]

Please[00:05:27]

Sorry[00:05:28]

Sh*t[00:05:29]

I'll let it go this time but if you leave again[00:05:30]

I'll break your f**king jaw[00:05:33]

Super[00:05:34]

Great[00:05:35]

Okay[00:05:36]

Thank you old man for saving my life[00:05:38]

Thank you again and again[00:05:42]

You could have let them barbeque me[00:05:46]

But you acted like a friend[00:05:51]

I'm not your friend[00:05:54]

I don't even like you[00:05:56]

I'm just not drunk he said[00:05:58]

To prove his point[00:06:02]

He drank a bottle of grain alcohol[00:06:04]

And beat the f**king sh*t out of my head[00:06:06]

Ow[00:06:11]

Ow[00:06:12]

You're hurting me old man[00:06:13]

That night I served a concussion[00:06:18]

Deep inside my goat brain[00:06:23]

I still cannot feel my tailbone[00:06:28]

And I'll probably never walk straight again[00:06:33]

I guess you'd call me a scapegoat[00:06:38]

A punching bag for the old man to mock[00:06:41]

Just because his wife left him[00:06:46]

For his brother's abnormally large cock[00:06:49]

He could have been my buddy[00:06:53]

But instead he's a crazy old f**k[00:06:57]

And once again[00:07:01]

I go to sleep in my eternal home[00:07:03]

The back of the pick up truck[00:07:12]

Goodnight[00:07:30]

Old man[00:07:31]

Yeah goodnight[00:07:34]

Goat[00:07:35]