《Skipper Dan》歌词

歌曲： Skipper Dan

所属专辑：Internet Leaks EP

歌手： Weird Al Yankovic

时长： 04:01

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Skipper Dan - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

I starred in every high school play[00:00:07]

Blew every drama teacher away[00:00:10]

Graduated first in my class at Juilliard[00:00:14]

Took every acting workshop I could[00:00:21]

And I dreamed of Hollywood[00:00:25]

While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard[00:00:29]

Hit the boards and paid my dues[00:00:37]

And got phenomenal rave reviews[00:00:40]

I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt[00:00:44]

I was sure that Tarantino would be callin＇ me on the phone[00:00:50]

Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone[00:00:55]

But the years have come and gone[00:00:58]

And I＇m sorry to say that＇s not the way that it＇s all worked out[00:01:01]

I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride[00:01:06]

Skipper Dan is the name[00:01:10]

And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day[00:01:13]

And every time it＇s the same[00:01:17]

Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears[00:01:21]

Just like they＇ve done for the last 50 years[00:01:25]

Now I＇m laughin＇ at my own jokes but I＇m cryin＇ inside[00:01:28]

＇Cause I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride[00:01:32]

Oh the critics they used to say[00:01:41]

I was the new Olivier[00:01:44]

Thought I＇d be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes[00:01:48]

Aw but don＇t bother tryin＇ to IMDb me[00:01:55]

The only place you might possibly see me[00:01:59]

Is ridin＇ my little boat around Adventureland[00:02:03]

It ain＇t exactly what I planned[00:02:09]

But I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride[00:02:11]

Skipper Dan is the name[00:02:14]

And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day[00:02:18]

And every time it＇s the same[00:02:22]

I would＇ve killed if I＇d been in ＂Speed The Plow＂[00:02:26]

But what＇s the difference that＇s all behind me now[00:02:29]

＇Cause I＇m payin＇ the rent and I＇m swallowin＇ my pride[00:02:33]

And I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride[00:02:36]

I should be there on Broadway[00:02:41]

Knockin＇ ＇em dead in ＂12 Angry Men＂[00:02:42]

But instead I＇m here tellin＇ these lame jokes[00:02:48]

Again and again and again and again and again and again and again[00:02:51]

Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet [00:02:59]

That＇s an African bull elephant [00:03:04]

And there it is the backside of water [00:03:08]

What have I done with my life [00:03:12]

I shoulda listened when my grandfather said[00:03:14]

＂Why don＇t you major in business instead ＂[00:03:17]

Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died[00:03:21]

And I＇ll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride[00:03:23]

Skipper Dan is the name[00:03:30]

And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day[00:03:34]

And every time it＇s the same[00:03:37]

Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears[00:03:41]

Somebody shoot me ＇cause I＇m bored to tears[00:03:45]

Always said I＇d be famous I guess that I lied[00:03:48]

＇Cause I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride[00:03:52]

I＇m still workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride[00:03:56]